Woe to choose between two evils.
If that’s true, your last name should start with a D. Jealous of what?
STD? Original. I'll have you know that I get checked regularly, and just because someone is getting more than you ever have doesn't mean that you need to be jealous and go spreading spiteful rumors. STDs aren't a joke, princess, and you need to brush up on your humor. It's getting a little old.











