Im the sleepiest sheep in the whole flock...

im that electric sheep the androids are dreaming about it/its (she/her if you're a coward), transfem, 18+ can be nsfw, minors should stay away

[soundtestmenu]

fiskbot is fucking back

[the-pen-pot]

AO3 SCAM

There's been a number of people reporting over on the AO3 subreddit that they're getting messages like this posted in the comments shortly after posting new fics.

The AO3 team are NEVER going to try and contact you about TOS violations via the comment section (or about anything else for that matter)

Don't click any links. Report the accounts involved (which might claim to be things like "LucySupport"), delete the message and move on.

✨Signal boost if you can!✨

[jimbles-archive]

[pipis9999]

Noelle dose noelle things.

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[anglaised]

more of us with bpd need to have this mindset i think of this vid nearly every time i feel my self getting worked up over made up scenarios

[7777777awawawa7777777]

Rating: cute

We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.

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[hyper-red-girl]

TME trans people will immediately throw trans women under the bus and they continue to.

Yet when trans women and their allies call this trend out they're attacked.

No wonder trans women don't want to be in the same community as you all

They will throw trans girls under the bus, falling into the sports bs, and deny them healthcare

Truly evil

[princess-valentineee]

Im crying

I dont know why this is so funny to me

[64mpg]

we’re gonna need a bigger caffeine

[girlboyburger]

something something horsegirls

[girlboyburger]

[lemonsweet]

The other day my nephew described something as being "like if Slenderman was stuck in a little car" and I yelled YES!!!! bc I thought he was referencing this image I like but then I showed the picture and he was like how do you have an image for that where did you get that

[rederiswrites]

Look, I realize that the whole Schrodinger's Mitch thing has real political consequences on a national level, but since I'm not from Kentucky and have no say whatsoever in the outcome of the situation, I'm honestly just finding the entire thing grimly hilarious. Has Horrible Turtle Man died? We don't fucking know! Turns out senators can just not show up to work indefinitely and there are no consequences! What fun!

[rederiswrites]

Cannot believe this post is still relevant completely unedited. This timeline is utterly off the rails.

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[stephdudette]

So idk if you guys know of a game called Undertale. Its by Toby Radiation Fox, the guy who does homestuck music.

Well i started playing the demo, and that part with the flower, I thought it was gonna be all cute and nice.

BOY WAS I HELL WRONG. THAT FLOWER FREAKED THE HELL OUT OF ME. IM STILL SHAKING NOW.

someone calm me down. im not even 10 seconds and this is freaky. its like OFF  but idk. sdjgklsdjg;lksdjg

imma keep playing though, hopefully it gets better

[viralfrog]

[lara-cherriinie]

my susie date fit