on the rise

22 × stripper × camgirl (kinda retired now?) × dog groomer × probably nsfw × will block any porn blogs

[evilsupplyco]

‪My two universal cooking truths:

1. Give every dish a fantastical name. It makes cooking and eating more fun, right now I am making Midnight Swamp Hag Chili.‬

‪2. Add more garlic.‬

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[thatdiva]

All of this is white supremacy.

[catchymemes]

[goldcrescent]

be soft

but be ready

[dogvisuals]

[laughconfetti]

i would die for him

[crimsonredsag-deactivated202009]

[videocraft]

[1dietcokeinacan]

My heart is so full

[lokisuggestion]

Listen. I am shown a great many catte images by my loyal adherents and followers. But this short film clip…is of a caliber beyond most others.

[thebootydiaries]

robber: hey give me all ur money

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

This is one of the thai restaurants in my hometown and i can tell you first hand this lady is wonderful

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

little update bc someone from my hometown wrote an article about her and these are some highlights:

and my personal favorite:

[lookninjas]

Found the article.

Should’ve known it was Marquette.

[antique-scarecrow]

this is such a fun article and also:

and bc it’s worth reiterating:

[256gb]

accidentally clicked on r/frugal and this is the top post and i’m losing my mind

[thrussy]

[bodyglitter]

me after starting to impulse clean my room and realize halfway through that im not feeling it anymore so now im sitting in a mess that was worse than when i started

[blinkeu-things-deactivated20191]

Rihanna done raised the bar for lingerie fashion shows

me: Victoria Secret who, I only know Savage x Fenty

[strippedaway7]

So glad to have an inclusive alternative to Victoria’s Secret.

[istanbul-not-constantinople]

behold…

absolute unit

[istanbul-not-constantinople]

[catchymemes]

This Guy Won’t Stop Photoshopping Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Photos And It Makes Them 10 Times Better

Credit: Kirby Jenner / IG

via: boredpanda.com

[heatandapathy]

This is some god tier photoshopping.

[zodiac-rave]

I have NEVER had my sense of humor catered to harder than I have by this description

[goodplan-ipromise]

[pulpfiction]

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause: