✨🐸Essie⚡️Sur🔥✨

♠️♦️Stripper. UltraBi. Cartomancy, Frogs, and Fire are my jams.♥️♣️

[inkkoi]

Guess who started reading w.i.t.c.h. again…

[sternenwort]

Remember this girls? Love them so much.

[incorrectw-i-t-c-hquotes]

Yan Lin, giving Will the heart: Take it, Will. Feel the power

Will: Oh...

Will: I can feel it

[kandrakarfshn]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iticaboopsyou]

This is hands down the best thing I’ve seen for this meme format😂

[fencecollapsed]

the meteor, crashing into the Starlight Theatre

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[catasters]

[omghotmemes]

I laughed way too hard at this

[mezimraky]

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

[smooththegoofyshark]

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

[evilkitten3]

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

[theoddinarygirl]

Imbolc Altar

[valtsv]

[fuckuforeverandeverwearedone-de]

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[userboxer]

[fakeboitherottengirl]

[imconfusedwhatisaurl]

you know when ur just like

[exotic-crystal-dancer]

Do strippers have to go nude for lap dances?

Totally depends on the club and sometimes location. Also liquor licensing and actual laws on nudity in a place that serves food or drink that fluctuate. I’ve worked at four clubs, two owned by the same guy- one of those clubs used to be fully nude and BYOB. Now it has a liquor license and it’s even stricter than my home club, which has never been full nudity.

[funereal-disease]

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen