♡Actual Garbage♡

I’m too old to be here

[kujakumai]

So far the funniest joke in all of GX is Zane getting a direct attack of holographic lightning to the face with zero reaction, unblinking and unmoving, to Jaden’s express chagrin about him not playing along, thereby implying that when everyone else in the series is flinching, yelling, covering their faces, and falling on the ground in response to hits, they’re all just being huge drama queens.

[yeshallbeasgods]

“cool guys don’t look at explosions” but it’s “cool guys don’t flinch at direct attacks on their life points” i mean DM is clearly such an entertainment industry in this world now they’re probably supposed to play up hits like its WWE so I’d imagine not reacting *is* bad duelist form

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[speedlimit15]

[irreparableteacup]

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

[galaxywarp]

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

"when people ask how you're doing, they don't really care." most of them do, actually, the amount they care is just directly proportional to how well they know you. you're just mad you can't be the main character of the Twice Daily.

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

if i am doing shitty and the check out girl asks me, "how are you?" i will say,"man, i've been better." we are strangers to each other. she doesn't need to know my whole life story. she doesn't need to know about my credit score and my hemorrhoids or my uncle in the hospital. she just needs enough to respond "been there, buddy. hey, at least the day is almost over?" and then we part ways. i have been on both sides of thousands of exchanges like this, the only one making you do a little song and dance is you, my friend

[yuyunoyo]

guys look at my baby boys👆

[bruzum]

[kosmogrl]

[thememedaddy]

[spookyypookie]

Me anytime I’m reading the new Riley Sager book

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[spookyypookie]

“ you’re definitely regressing “ i think to myself as i write yugioh fanfiction while listening to the Black Parade album

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

[the-technicolor-whiscash]

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

[writingdose]

"why isn't there any fic about xyz?" my love, if you want something to exist, sometimes you will have to create them yourself. you can't wait for someone else to do it for you. only you know what you want best. write that self-indulgent fic. then keep writing more for your own enjoyment.