Frank Longbottom

[Indie & Semi-selective RP blog for Harry Potter's Frank Longbottom. sideblog to sonofablxck]

[rarerpmemes]

the breakfast club / starter sentences.

❛ We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all. ❜

❛ Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? ❜

❛ You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people. ❜

❛ I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say. ❜

❛ When you grow up, your heart dies. ❜

❛ Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place. ❜

❛ Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns. ❜

❛ I don’t have to run away and live in the street. I can run away and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan. ❜

❛ Being bad feels pretty good, huh? ❜

❛ Could you describe the ruckus, sir? ❜

❛ What do you need a fake I.D. for? ❜

❛ I’ll do anything sexual. I don’t need a million dollars to do it either. ❜

❛ Eat my shorts. ❜

❛ You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes. ❜

❛ So it’s sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right? ❜

❛ ‘Cause I’m telling the truth, that makes me a bitch? ❜

❛ Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won’t be needing a drink. Naked lady says… ❜

❛ You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem. ❜

❛ Do you think I’d speak for you? I don’t even know your language. ❜

❛ No, I don’t wear tights. I wear the required uniform. ❜

❛ You’re an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you’re a liar too. ❜

❛ I’m thinkin’ of tryin’ out for a scholarship. ❜

❛ Don’t you want to hear my excuse?❜

❛ Why do you have to insult everybody? ❜

❛ Now is this the first time or the last time you do this to me? ❜

❛ You’re kind of sexy when you’re angry. ❜

❛ If I lose my temper you’re totaled, man. ❜

❛ Why didn’t you want me to know that you are a virgin? ❜

❛ I don’t think either one of them gives a shit about me. It’s like they use me just to get back at each other. ❜

❛ Don’t you ever talk about my friends. You don’t know any of my friends. You don’t look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn’t condescend to speak to any of my friends. ❜

❛ It’s wrong to destroy literature. It’s such fun to read. ❜

❛ Vodka? When do you drink vodka? ❜

❛ How does one become a janitor? ❜

❛ By the way, that clock’s 20 minutes fast. ❜

❛ I want to congratulate you for being on time. ❜

❛ He’s just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him. ❜

❛ Sweets. You couldn’t ignore me if you tried. ❜

❛ That’s what I thought. You’re a gutless turd. ❜

❛ Keep your fuckin’ hands off me! I’d expect better manners from you, _____. ❜

❛ Just me. Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor. Anytime you’re ready, pal. ❜

❛ Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl. ❜

❛ Are you a virgin? I’ll bet you a million dollars that you are. Let’s end the suspense! Is it gonna be… a white wedding? ❜

❛ Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth? ❜

❛ Have you ever been felt up? Over the bra, under the blouse, shoes off… hoping to God your parents don’t walk in? ❜

❛ You ask me one more question and I’m beating the shit out of you. ❜

❛ What did you wanna be when you were young? ❜

❛ When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon. ❜

❛ _____, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It’s pretty tasty. ❜

❛ Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night. ❜

❛ The next time I have to come in here I’m crackin’ skulls. ❜

❛ Are you gonna be, like, a shopping bag lady? You know, like, sit in alleyways and, like, talk to buildings and wear men’s shoes and that kinda thing? ❜

❛ I’m a fucking idiot because I can’t make a lamp? ❜

❛ Yo wastoid, you’re not gonna blaze up in here. ❜

❛ My God, are we gonna be like our parents? ❜

[proudtodefy]

Things I feel Graves would send Frank. xD

[internettythings]

Despite the fact that he was relentlessly bullied by Draco for years, Professor Longbottom was always fair, and kind to Scorpius Malfoy, just as he was with all students, each and every day.

[inanidealworld]

Because, unlike Severus Snape, Neville is a good teacher and a reasonable human being.

[g0ldenruless]

send me “have you evers” and I can only reply with “yes” or “no”

[aconstantvigilance]

◇ (aurorflongbottom)

Send me  “◇“  for my muse’s reaction to yours suddenly grabbing and hugging them ;;

Happiness came in such short supply these days. True blissful happiness even less so but even Alastor’s stern steely visage was replaced with a small happy smile. A baby, a innocent life in the arms of two of the best aurors he knew. He had escorted Frank straight from the ministry to the hospital as soon as the man got the news. A)because the couple would be vulnerable while fussing on the baby and b) he kind of wanted to see the baby.

“Congratulations Frank-” he wished him and for this evening there was no formality. They were…friends? Friends. Alastor known the Longbottoms since the very beginning and after many missions he considered them both his friends.

“He’s beaut–umph” a slight groan turned into a hearty little laugh of pure joy as Frank grabbed him and hugged him so tight he’d swore his ribs would get bruised. “Frank…air” he groaned patting the auror’s back affectionately.

A rare moment of two of the best aurors the Ministry could offer hugging each other in pure joy, maybe the first time a smile graced Alastor’s face this year.

“Go…go hold your son lad.”

@aurorflongbottom

[aurorflongbottom]

// So....I think I’m gonna go through Frank’s drafts and keep the ones I wanna keep and get rid of some of the smaller, less plotted things...and go from there

Also icon/emoji memes in his ask will be deleted, sentence starter memes will be answered slowly 

[superherocaps]

[percivalofkingsman]

[percivalofkingsman]

[percivalofkingsman]

[aurorflongbottom]

[sonofablxck-blog]

// So things have been crazy and I’ve gotten side tracked on my other blogs while all the craziness has been going on

though now I’m 2 semesters and 4 weeks from FINALLY graduating college (also crying because summer classes and 13 books needed for fall classes)

and I’m a keyholder (still slightly in training) at work

things are still gonna be crazy and I’m still gonna get side tracked but also gonna try to tackle RJ and Frank’s inboxes and drafts when I get the chance

[aurorflongbottom]

[Date] whats a little light treachery amongst virtual strangers and potential death? With a potential side of attempted, or actual, torture... maybe main activity depending

“That sounds more like we should pay a visit to the auror’s office, lad, instead of a date.“

[rpfunstuff]

On anon, describe a date that your muse would take mine on and they’ll say if they’d be interested based just off of the description.

bonus points if you describe your muse without giving away anything too obvious!

[sinnnieren]

Please reblog this if it is okay to send you memes a few hours after you reblogged them. So timezones/work do not lock out some people of meme fun

[the-blackest-spider]

sinnnieren:

[dearestcaradoc-blog]

Caradoc Dearborn | House Ravenclaw | Order of the Phoenix

⇨ Indie and semi-selective ⇨ Multi-verse and multi-ship ⇨ Mun is 21+ so there will be nsfw content

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[puckerrps-blog]

REASONS YOU SHOULD RP WITH ME

I’m lovely

I play a butt ton of characters

I ship a butt ton of ships

I give my partners feels.

I’m lovely.

REASONS YOU SHOULDN’T RP WITH ME

I’m slower than a fucking snail.

That’s basically it.