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Sirius Black, soaking wet and covered in ink: Well, maybe the giant squid was being a prick.

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Remus Lupin: I heard some idiot tried to fight the Giant Squid today by the Black Lake.
Sirius Black, soaking wet and covered in ink: Well, maybe the giant squid was being a prick.
the breakfast club / starter sentences.
❛ We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all. ❜
❛ Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? ❜
❛ You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people. ❜
❛ I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say. ❜
❛ When you grow up, your heart dies. ❜
❛ Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place. ❜
❛ Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns. ❜
❛ I don’t have to run away and live in the street. I can run away and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan. ❜
❛ Being bad feels pretty good, huh? ❜
❛ Could you describe the ruckus, sir? ❜
❛ What do you need a fake I.D. for? ❜
❛ I’ll do anything sexual. I don’t need a million dollars to do it either. ❜
❛ Eat my shorts. ❜
❛ You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes. ❜
❛ So it’s sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right? ❜
❛ ‘Cause I’m telling the truth, that makes me a bitch? ❜
❛ Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won’t be needing a drink. Naked lady says… ❜
❛ You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem. ❜
❛ Do you think I’d speak for you? I don’t even know your language. ❜
❛ No, I don’t wear tights. I wear the required uniform. ❜
❛ You’re an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you’re a liar too. ❜
❛ I’m thinkin’ of tryin’ out for a scholarship. ❜
❛ Don’t you want to hear my excuse?❜
❛ Why do you have to insult everybody? ❜
❛ Now is this the first time or the last time you do this to me? ❜
❛ You’re kind of sexy when you’re angry. ❜
❛ If I lose my temper you’re totaled, man. ❜
❛ Why didn’t you want me to know that you are a virgin? ❜
❛ I don’t think either one of them gives a shit about me. It’s like they use me just to get back at each other. ❜
❛ Don’t you ever talk about my friends. You don’t know any of my friends. You don’t look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn’t condescend to speak to any of my friends. ❜
❛ It’s wrong to destroy literature. It’s such fun to read. ❜
❛ Vodka? When do you drink vodka? ❜
❛ How does one become a janitor? ❜
❛ By the way, that clock’s 20 minutes fast. ❜
❛ I want to congratulate you for being on time. ❜
❛ He’s just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him. ❜
❛ Sweets. You couldn’t ignore me if you tried. ❜
❛ That’s what I thought. You’re a gutless turd. ❜
❛ Keep your fuckin’ hands off me! I’d expect better manners from you, _____. ❜
❛ Just me. Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor. Anytime you’re ready, pal. ❜
❛ Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl. ❜
❛ Are you a virgin? I’ll bet you a million dollars that you are. Let’s end the suspense! Is it gonna be… a white wedding? ❜
❛ Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth? ❜
❛ Have you ever been felt up? Over the bra, under the blouse, shoes off… hoping to God your parents don’t walk in? ❜
❛ You ask me one more question and I’m beating the shit out of you. ❜
❛ What did you wanna be when you were young? ❜
❛ When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon. ❜
❛ _____, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It’s pretty tasty. ❜
❛ Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night. ❜
❛ The next time I have to come in here I’m crackin’ skulls. ❜
❛ Are you gonna be, like, a shopping bag lady? You know, like, sit in alleyways and, like, talk to buildings and wear men’s shoes and that kinda thing? ❜
❛ I’m a fucking idiot because I can’t make a lamp? ❜
❛ Yo wastoid, you’re not gonna blaze up in here. ❜
❛ My God, are we gonna be like our parents? ❜
secret relationship .
painful
“ it’s — getting a bit out of hand now. ”
“ i don’t think i can keep this up much longer. ”
“ i’m getting tired of hiding…”
“ it sucks that i can’t kiss you in public. ”
“ how much longer do i have to keep swallowing my desires for you. ”
“ are you sure we will — ? ”
“ do you think we’ll ever… be a couple-couple ? ”
“ sometimes i’m just scared that you’re just using me. ”
“ it’s starting to dawn on me that… the reason you might not want to come out about this is because you don’t really love me—”
“ is this a joke to you?”
“ i deleted all our texts. ”
“ i can’t keep pictures of us on my phone, are you crazy? ”
“ if anyone sees us i won’t know what to do. ”
“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here… ”
provoked
“ aren’t we suppose to be a thing ? why are you flirting then ?”
“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —”
“ you sure seem to be good at ignoring the fact that we’re together. ”
“ okay no — i can’t handle the way they keep staring at you. ”
“ if they don’t stop hitting you up i’ll end up hitting them down. ”
“ don’t you see any pride in the marks i left on you ? ”
“ is this a joke to you — ?!”
“ stop that — we’re in public. ”
“ no, not until we get home. ”
“ you know i can’t do this out here — stop it!”
“ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”
steamy
“ d—-don’t make me moan, i don’t want anyone to catch us… ”
“ everyone is downstairs… ~ take your pants off ”
“ shhh…. ~ it’ll be fine baby, no one will hear us ”
“ so what ? ~ if they see us coming out together we’ll figure something out…”
“ i’m gonna leave so many hickeys on you… show everyone that you’re taken… ”
“ i missed your scent…”
“ it feels so good — being close to again… ”
“ i’ve been thinking — about this the entire day… ”
“ ~ sit back and let me spoil you… you went an entire day without touching me… ”
“ kiss me… and don’t let me go ”
“ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”
innocent
“ i can’t wait to show you off to the entire world… ”
“ we’ll be the cutest couple in existence, someday ”
“ when we come out i’m going to drown you kisses every day ”
“ ~ if we carve our initials in a tree no one will know ”
“ no one will notice if we hold hands under the table ~ ”
“ one day… we’ll be able to kiss like everyone else ”
“ i long for the day i get to hug you in the open ”
STUDY : Ceara Black
— BASICS.
▸ IS YOUR MUSE TALL / SHORT / AVERAGE ? Short AF
▸ ARE THEY OKAY WITH THEIR HEIGHT ? She’s come to terms with it. Especially as there are some advantages to being a tiny little ninja.
▸ WHAT’S THEIR HAIR LIKE ? Dark. Straight. Usually in a ponytail, messy bun, or pinned up in some way. At least during her teenage years. As an adult, she wears it down a lot more.
▸ DO THEY SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON THEIR HAIR / GROOMING ? Not really. She has better things to do.
▸ DOES YOUR MUSE CARE ABOUT THEIR APPEARANCE / WHAT OTHERS THINK ? Not really. Other than she gets tired of hearing her mother bitching when she feels her daughter is dressed “inappropriately”
— PREFERENCES.
▸ INDOORS OR OUTDOORS ? outdoors. ▸ RAIN OR SUNSHINE ? sunshine. ▸ FOREST OR BEACH ? forest ▸ PRECIOUS METALS OR GEMS ? gems ▸ FLOWERS OR PERFUMES ? flowers. ▸ PERSONALITY OR APPEARANCE ? personality. ▸ BEING ALONE OR BEING IN A CROWD ? crowd ▸ ORDER OR ANARCHY ? ANARCHY IN THE UK!!!! DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY! Um...yeah. Both. Both is good. ▸ PAINFUL TRUTHS OR WHITE LIES ? White lies. All the way. ▸ SCIENCE OR MAGIC ? magic. ▸ PEACE OR CONFLICT ? peace ▸ NIGHT OR DAY ? night ▸ DUSK OR DAWN ? dusk ▸ WARMTH OR COLD ? warmth. ▸ MANY ACQUAINTANCES OR A FEW CLOSE FRIENDS ? both; she likes being around all the people but she also likes having her select few that she trusts with her secrets. ▸ READING OR PLAYING A GAME ? reading
— QUESTIONNAIRE.
▸ WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR MUSE’S BAD HABITS ?
Baby is hypocritical AF, blindly ignoring information if it doesn’t suit her needs. She also has the black family temper.
▸ HAS YOUR MUSE LOST ANYONE CLOSE TO THEM ? HOW HAS IT AFFECTED THEM ? Oh. Um. Yeah. Sooooo her favorite uncle died, her twin brother disappeared, her pseudo brother and his wife were killed, her brother went to azkaban, the person they thought (at the time) was a friend died, several order members died, she ran from her marriage, then during the second war she loses her husband for good, the brother she was recently reunited with, the only friend they had left from their original group, his wife, and many many more. Has she lost people. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
For a long time, the deaths broke her. She fled the wizarding world. Swore her children would not know its pain. In the end they made her stronger.
▸ WHAT ARE SOME FOND MEMORIES YOUR MUSE HAS ? Playing with her brothers as a child. Sitting in the corner of stuffy pureblood parties and listening to her dad talk shit about everyone there. Her time with Severus. The births of her children.
▸ IS IT EASY FOR YOUR MUSE TO KILL ? She thinks it is. It’s not.
▸ WHAT’S IT LIKE WHEN YOUR MUSE BREAKS DOWN ? She turns into a kitten and goes to hide somewhere where she thinks other people cannot find her.
▸ IS YOUR MUSE CAPABLE OF TRUSTING SOMEONE WITH THEIR LIFE ? Yes.
▸ WHAT’S YOUR MUSE LIKE WHEN THEY’RE IN LOVE ?
She’s only been in love with one person and they kept their relationship secret for the majority of it. But with him, she was different. Calmer. Happy to just kind of...be.
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why is this so fucking funny
we’re in love during the war. does it make each moment more precious, or does it make each moment more difficult?
the war will turn us to monsters (i no longer recognize you) [j.m] (via nefrertiti)
Regulus paused to look over his shoulder, nodding his head in the direction of the deeper woods, “Then talk. I’m listening.” But not here. Not amidst the horrible reminder of who he was.
Not that he needed the reminder.
“Is this talk going to be at all similar to one of the many, many talks we’ve had before? Run away, leave, don’t follow Him, this isn’t you—” his voice was high in plain mocking of her tone, trudging into the trees and avoiding the set path. “Or have you brought new material?”
“I’m pregnant.” She saw no use in burying the lead; not when she needed Regulus to understand how serious this all was. How much she needed him right now. So yes, she had definitely brought new material.
“Healers at St. Mungos confirmed it this morning. I thought it was just the stress, the war...how I was feeling run down, having a hard time keeping anything down...but then Emmeline said something as a joke and I...well...here we are. You’re going to be an Uncle.” Something he couldn’t be if he went and got himself killed.
“And no. The father doesn’t know yet. I came straight to find you.”
cruel intentions → sentence meme
historindies:
CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES
❝You amaze me.❞
❝God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.❞
❝Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady?❞
❝I’m the Marsha Fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself!❞
❝So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in…or are you out?❞
❝What shall we toast to?❞
❝Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over them. It’s over you.❞
❝You were very much in love with them. You’re still in love with them.❞
❝It amused me to make you ashamed of it.❞
❝You gave up the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation.❞
❝Don’t you get it? You’re just a toy. A little toy I like to play with.❞
❝Tastes good.❞
❝So I assume you’ve come here to make arrangements? But unfortunately, I don’t fuck losers.❞
❝Most people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something you’ve never experienced?❞
❝I just don’t think people should experience the act of love until they are in love.❞
❝Are you a lesbian?❞
❝I didn’t meant to offend you. I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe.❞
❝The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man has a mouth like a hoover. Oof!❞
❝This sure doesn’t take like an iced tea.❞
❝Yup. Then I fucked your daughter.❞
❝I’m impressed.❞
❝Well, I’m in love.❞
❝They told me they loved me, and I believed them.❞
❝Would you cut your psycho-babble bullshit!❞
❝There’s pictures of me on the internet!❞
❝My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.❞
❝But that would make me a slut, wouldn’t it?❞
❝Fucking idiot…❞
❝Well I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.❞
❝I don’t know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I’ve caused you.❞
❝The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy.❞
❝My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others’ misery.❞
❝I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved.❞
❝Please give me another chance. I’m a wreck without you.❞
❝You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you’re going to turn your back on it.❞
❝But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you’ve turned your back on love.❞
❝And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.❞
❝And how are things down under?❞
❝E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.❞
❝That little wager of yours? Count me in.❞
❝ What are the terms?❞
❝In English? I’ll fuck your brains out.❞
❝Because I’m the only person you can’t have, and it kills you.❞
❝You’ve got yourself a bet, baby!❞
❝Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.❞
❝Why can’t we be together?❞
❝You wanna know why? Because I don’t trust myself with you.❞
❝You could be a model. It’s too bad you’re not sexy.❞
❝I can be sexy!❞
❝Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.❞
❝Introduce them to your world of sex, drugs and… what else do you do?❞
❝My God. You are completely pussy-whipped.❞
❝What happened to us?❞
❝You’re in love with them, you don’t love me anymore.❞
❝Hmm, quite the predicament you’re in.❞
❝Well let me tell you something, people don’t change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it.❞
❝Not only will you ruin your reputation, you’ll destroy theirs.❞
❝I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.❞
❝It’s not like you have a husband - unless you’re married to Jesus.❞
❝It’s not you, it’s me…I’m completely fucked up.❞
❝I thought I was in love with you, but it was just a lie.❞
❝I just wanted to see what you were like in bed.❞
❝I wanted it to work, but unfortunately I feel nothing.❞
❝You’re such a coward! Look at yourself!❞
❝Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me! Don’t fucking touch me!❞
❝I can’t stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I’m completely infatuated.❞
❝It’s okay. You can laugh. I promise not to tell anyone.❞
❝Okay, let’s try it again only this time I’m gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And that’s what first base is.❞
❝They took down my pants and started writing the alphabet with their tongue.❞
❝I’ve been very well-informed of your reputation.❞
❝You promise people the world in order to get them into bed with you.❞
❝Relationships seem too distracting. I’d rather concentrate on my studies.❞
❝Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life!❞
❝How can someone so charming be so manipulative?❞
@expectoxpatr-ohno || Continued from [x]
The game was the problem; Ceara had taken a pretty bad hit and well...while it wasn’t infirmary worthy, she was a bit out of sorts. Lightheaded...a little fuzzy...nothing too serious. (Unless you were James Potter, who kept insisting Ceara had a concussion and needed to go to the infirmary, but no one was listening to him).
Failing to catch the cookie, she picked it up off the bed and broke it in half, taking a bite. “Thanks, Marls.”
descendants 2 lyric starters
*feel free to change pronouns
ways to be wicked
we got all the ways to be
guess they lost my invitation
got my own kind of persuasion
looks like this place could use a bit of misbehaviour
bad to the bone with even worse intentions
we’re gonna steal the show
so raise your voices and let’s get it activated
long live havin’ some fun
we take what we want
there’s so many ways to be wicked
wanna try it?
change the way the story’s told
this time the dark is finally getting your attention
we’re wicked by the book and class is back in session
with us evil lives on
mother always knows best
hear her voice in my head
evil is the only real way to win
what’s my name
calling out to lost boys and girls
i’m gettin’ tired of the disrespect
it’s our time, we up next!
they ain’t seen nothing yet!
tell ‘em who’s in charge so they don’t forget
what’s my name?
say it louder!
no one’s gonna stop us soon the world will be ours
all eyes on me, let me see ‘em
i’m the queen of this town
i don’t need to wear no fake crown
the worst is now the best and leaving us here will be their last regret
you know what they say bad girls have all the fun
we always get our way
chillin’ like a villain
let me tell you something you can really trust
everybody’s got a wicked side
i know you think that you can never be like us
watch and learn so you can get it right
you need to drag your feet, you need to nod your head, you need to lean back
you need to not care
you need to not stare
you need a whole lot of help
you wanna be cool? let me show you how
you don’t break the rules i can show you how
once you catch this feeling you’ll be chillin' like a villain
let us teach you how to disappear
you look like you would lose a fight to an alley cat
gotta be wrong to get it right 'round here
you need to watch your back
you need to slide real smooth, don’t make a sound
if you want it, take it
and if you can’t take it, break it
i’m giving it my best shot
it’s hard being what I’m not
now show us how bad you can be
i ain’t gonna thank you for your help
space between
i didn’t know what you were going through
i thought that you were fine
why did you have to hide?
i didn’t want to let you down but the truth is out
it’s tearing me apart, not listening to my heart
i really had to go
nothing has to change
you can find me in the space between
i’ll never be out of reach 'cause you’re a part of me so you can find me in the space between
you’ll never be alone no matter where you go
be proud of all the scars they make you who you are
i know you have to stay but I’ll never really leave you
no matter where you go we can meet in the space between
there are no words left to say
i know you gotta find your place, but this is not the end
you’re part of who I am even if we’re worlds apart
you’re still in my heart it will always be you and me
it’s going down
let’s get this party started
i swear i’m cold-hearted
there’s no negotiation, i’m not here for debatin’
you need some motivation?
ask yourself how long you think I’ll remain patient
now, let’s all just be smart although for you that must be hard
no one has to come to any harm
don’t try to intimidate, your bark is much worse than your bite
who’s the baddest of them all? i guess we’re finding out tonight
let’s go, bring it on
better give us what we want
peace or war, it’s up to you
the time is running out
you should really watch your mouth
we’re prepared to stand our ground, put your swords up
this is not a conversation
it’s a do-or-die situation
so that’s your big speech, huh? an empty ultimatum?
we don’t have to choose
we don’t have to light the fuse
whatever you do, it’s gonna be a lose-lose
you’re gonna give me a chance?
you and me
looking back at yesterday i thought i gave it everything
there’s so much road ahead of me
i guess i didn’t recognise who we are and all that we can be
sometimes it’s hard to find yourself but it’s worth it in the end
let everyone see it starts with you and me
there’s something special that i’ve learned, it’s together we can change the world
everybody’s got something that they can bring
when you take a look inside yourself, do you wish that you were something else?
who you are is who you need to be
'cause in your heart is where it all begins
we gotta be bold, we gotta be brave
we gotta get loud
you gotta believe
we’ll rise up and shine
i promise we can work this out
it’s up to me and you
“You think you’re safe?” he twirled his wand in his fingertips, stepping around the carnage and ignoring his sister’s expression, “You think anyone is safe? Anywhere?”
Not so long as He lived. Not so long as He continued gaining support, whether out of fear or sadistic expression.
“Why are you here?” he barked to her, disappearing beneath the line of trees to escape the scene that he’d created. The answer was clear enough but it was less a question that needed answering and something more accusatory.
“No.” Of course not. There was a bloody war going on. She just didn’t really expect herself to ever be a named target. She wasn’t James or Lily or the Longbottoms. She wasn’t important. Not to mention that she was still young enough to feel the whole ‘immortality’ thing -- clearly she was much too cute to die, right?
“I’m here because you are. We need to talk. Now.” There was something she had to tell him. And yeah, maybe this wasn’t the ideal time or place but was there really an ideal time or place anymore?
someone: we both said some things we didn’t mean
me, thinking about how i was right and absolutely meant everything i said: ……… sure did, pal
His jaw twitched, halfway between wanting to say something and remaining pointedly closed. He stared at his sister with half-lidded, unmoving eyes and waited for the unsettling ache in his chest to subside.
Deep down, you know this isn’t right.
“And you know me that well, do you?” he smiled, but the glow didn’t reach all the way to his eyes, “You know what I’m feeling deep down? No. I think you know what you feel, and you wish so badly for us to be the same that you’re willing to see anything in me.
“But our reflections no longer bear a resemblance.”
“That’s not true.” It couldn’t be. “I’ve heard what Severus says about...about Rosier and his crew and you’re...you’re not like that.” Sick. Twisted. “You’re not cruel. I mean...you know what they’re saying, right? About the couple of muggleborns who ended up down near the dungeons?” Her friend Tri among them. “I refuse to believe you would ever condone anything like that. Because if so...then I never knew you at all.”
“… I only understand about half of what you’re talking about.” Cindy who? Muggle fairy tales were far beyond his realm of knowledge, and he didn’t care to learn about them even if he had the chance.
“Oh I’m quite honored—” his voice was laced with sarcasm, tugging heavily on her until he’d collected her dead weight beneath her arms, lolling her against his chest, “Far be it from me to admonish questionable behavior, but if you’re going to do so you ought to do it in more closed quarters!” with less eyes on them.
To be fair, Ceara only understood about half of what went on in them as well. Like, there was magic but it never seemed to function like actual magic. Why did everything turn back at midnight? Was Cinderella’s fairy godmother bad at transfiguration? And how was she the ONLY person in the kingdom with that size feet? There had to be SOME sort of charm on the slipper -- something that made it so only the true owner could wear it? But then why not just say that?
She was going to have to ask Sully later. For now, there was Reg to deal with. And the fact that he seemed to be very frowny faced. And at her!
“Don’t be that way, Reggie. Lighten up. Have some fun. Wanna go to the forbidden forest? No one would ever know cause look...” She motioned around them. “There’s no one here! Just you, me, and the spirit of adventure who I am pretty sure is not a real spirit but if they were would probably be like the ghost of Godric Gryffindor. Oh...OH! We could go exploring in his name. To uphold THE GREAT LEGACY OF GODRIC GRYFFINDOR!” She attempted to throw her hands in the air (as she often did when hyped up) and aside from almost smacking Reg in the face, she nearly tumbled backwards into the pumpkins.
It was definitely bedtime.
//Off to do the errand thing. Back later. <3