The Life of Riley

I was i-see-a-silhouetto but i deleted because I have terrible self control but I'm back because I also have terrible self control.

[aus-riley]

Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Mr_Mike_Clarke)

[mooglemain]

[hawards]

sounds about right

[hawards]

why is he like this

[smallwelshmonastery-deactivated]

i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat’s beautiful little face

[lancelotapologist]

i love when my door is busted open so forcefully that it bounces off the doorframe and my cat barrels onto my bed screaming

[c3po]

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

[labors]

just got L.A.I.D

Launched Into A Depressive spiral

[paprika]

[aus-riley]

somebody: hey are you okay?

me, beating my repressed memories back with a stick: fine, why do you ask?

[full-santiago]

[crystalssnacks-blog]

[theparttimemisanthrope]

Sansa: Your list?

Arya: Of people I’m going to kill.

Sansa:

[djpaulyd]

[dailytwitterposts]

[cossackia]

The Timeless Trilogy

[pebleeee-deactivated20151227]

im happy they worked it out

[the-rom-man]

I need updates on this 

are they still bffs?

[cossackia]

[zhaan-deactivated20171022]

[mrsdewinter]

my friends talking about me after I leave them early on a night out

[cityrun]

me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time

me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice