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Oh no, they HAVE the training, it's just they Choose not to use it...
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oldest daughters have more de-escalation training than cops do
Oh no, they HAVE the training, it's just they Choose not to use it...
So, I'm a little confused as to Why Tumblr now spams me with the same BRA AD repeatedly... Is it because I was checking out Binders and Compression Underwear elsewhere? Because seriously my dudes, I do not want, nor do I need, a bra that gives me more cleavage.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Clint Barton Characters: James “Bucky” Barnes, Clint Barton Additional Tags: Bucky and his fun mask, Bucky is not having a good day, but it definitely got a little bit better, small amount of violence, some language, Confused Clint, amused Clint, Embarrassed Bucky, kind of a cute meet, Pre Relationship, Inspired Work, switching POVs, Natasha had a good laugh, Becca had a good laugh, Hurt Bucky, Clint rambles, Clint leaves cute notes Summary:
In the middle of a pandemic, Bucky just wants to wear his favorite mask, grab his groceries for the week, and go home to sterilize. Of course, that is not what he gets to do. However bad it was, it definitely had promise of getting better.
This story is seriously so cute.
My cat just looked at me judgementally and meowed at me. I swear I didn't tell her she was a bitch for farting in my face.
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!
I have 15 Thousand followers on Tumblr, I am kinda expecting ya’ll re reblog this one.
So i’m going to say it again, and again and AGAIN! DON’T BE ON THE SIDE OF SILENCE AND COMPLACENCY!!! Shit needs to fucking change!!!!!!!!
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I am a "white passing" Aboriginal Woman from Australia and while we may not share the same struggles I stand with POC when they say BlackLivesMatter!
English 284 Masterlist
Reader Narrative
Series Summary: A wrench gets thrown in your grand plans to teach a new class when the Dean of Studies insists you find a partner in the Art Department. (College Professors AU)
Series Warnings: Language, Idiots in Love and they’re MAD about it
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Lovely storyboard by @indominusregina
Art 265 Masterlist
Steve Rogers Narrative
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
This is so damn cute it’s unreal! And both perspectives?! I can’t. But I would rather shoot myself in the foot than take that class. Are humanities people really Like That? Ugh.
…pal the class is the entire plot of this series and the context and content of all their interactions. So this is definitely not the fic for you. If it’s this viscerally painful for you, simply do not read it. There’s no need to be rude about it.
Me personally, I freaking love these fics and cant wait for more.
Another random headcanon about Alpine the Flerkin... Bucky doesn't know what a flerkin is, but he knows Alpine is special and has no issues wearing him as a scarf.
Sticks and Stones
Summary: you fix bucky’s boo-boos with goofy bandaids.
Pairing: bucky x reader
Warnings: language (this reader curses like a sailor)
a/n: i’ve had this done for a month but didn’t think to post it until now because i wanted to tweak things. this is a part of the nursery rhyme one-shots and comes after little bo peep but you don’t need to read that if you don’t want. just know reader is pepper’s adopted sister and she’s a teacher and you’re all set tbh. if it feels a bit disjointed from the previous 2 it’s just because these are not chapters but separate one shots and the last 2 were to establish character.
also, let’s all try to be better about reblogging fics. writers spend a lot of time trying to put out content and, while we do write for ourselves, we post so the writing is seen and shared. so do that, bbys. i’m trying to be better about it, too, since 3 extra seconds to reblog something and maybe add a comment isn’t much of an imposition. especially when it can make someone’s whole day.
Take-out containers. Six of them, stacked in two piles of three. Four made of compostable plastic, two of thin cardboard. You’re forced to consolidate them to a single pile, held by one of your hands as you struggle to open the door with the other.
You’ve asked FRIDAY to keep the lights low. Keep things discrete and quiet. No need to awaken tired Avengers. Especially at such a late hour. Especially after a mission. Especially when they would be audience to your shame.
A teacher. A sweet first grade teacher with stickers pasted to your hands and smudged Crayola marker ink across your fingers like permanent tattoos. A pair of flower-shaped, or animal-shaped, or planet-shaped earrings clasped to your earlobes on any given day. Color-coded folders, notebooks, and binders in your bag. Organized.
Or so it seems.
Your quarters have been a mess since the third day of your residence in the Tower. Your clothes carpet the hardwood floor of the expansive closet, blankets like dunes on the bed. Books you’ve read eight times over and books you aren’t able to start form towers of their own on the desk, pens and pencils scattered over the surface like debris after a demolition.
You’ve hidden it well.
You’re sure to show Pepper and Tony your face enough to avoid doorstep visits, spend enough time with Sam in his room or in the common spaces to quell his need for socialization with a non-super and your need for socialization with a non-child.
Steve optically dreads— but internally loves— your company and advice in the kitchen on his culinary endeavors and dating life, you’ve even begun workouts with Natasha which she seems to enjoy and you cherish.
Bucky keeps mostly to himself. You’ll run into each other and exchange pleasantries, trade smiles at dinner and across the gym. He’ll sometimes brew an extra mug of coffee in the morning so there’s enough for you and sit with you and Sam while you watch movies or binge shows on Netflix. It’s more than enough contact for him. You wouldn’t even be surprised to learn he was entirely tired of you.
In all, no one feels the need to come to your door and that, therefore, keeps your sloppy truth an absolute secret.
You shut the door behind you and tip-toe down the hall. Only Wanda and Steve live on the same floor as you, but Tony once told you super-soldier hearing amplifies light steps to an elephant tread— something about a prank with Dum-E gone horribly wrong as a result. So you barely breathe and balance on the balls of your feet, even down the staircase leading to the kitchen.
You hold the containers off to the side, eyes on the stairs to make sure you don’t trip. A little less than graceful when you stumble. Even less so when you nearly slip from the last step and the topmost container clatters to the floor.
“Motherfucker,” you hiss. It’s a muted thump, cardboard falling against tile, when the second container falls and your voice is a whisper as you continue with a, “Fucking fuck. FRIDAY, raise the goddamn, fucking stupid, shithead lights a little.”
There’s a rustling a few feet away, a soft chuckle and an even softer wince. Noises you barely register even as the lights come up less than ten percent.
Bucky, from his seat at the kitchen island, watches as you look up to the ceiling, kneeling. You’ve got an apology in your features. “Thank you, FRI. You’re amazing. An angel.”
You snort to yourself, “An AI-ngel.”
Immediately, you frown. Scowl in disappointment and self-loathing. “That was terrible, I’m sorry. Keep up the good work, FRI. I’m gonna go fuck myself.”
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Thank you for this wholesome fluffy content!! I love this “series” and the way Bucky slowly opens up and get more comfortable. Also the way you write the reader makes me wish I was waaaay more wittier than I actually am. Thanks again, Taal! Hope you’re doing well and staying safe 🥰
omg thank YOU for being so kind!! i’m so glad you like the series!! that means a lot to me! i am really trying to show that he’s slowly getting more and more comfortable so i’m glad that’s coming across!!
thank you for being so kind!! i hope you’re also doing well and staying safe 💕
Ok folks, so I fucked up the reading order and read this one first... THEN I discovered the other two stories in this series and OMG did I love it all!! Go read it- all of it- you wont be sorry!
Little Boy Blue
next part: little bo peep
Summary: steve coaxes bucky to go on one of his classroom visits.
Pairing: bucky x reader
Warnings: language
a/n: i was supposed to post this yesterday but, u know, life. also im gonna be honest and say i don’t know wtf this is. it’s a ONE SHOT but it’ll also be a part of a series of one shots i’m gonna call the nursery rhyme series. thank you to @danversbde for reading this and telling me it wasn’t too trash to post dkjhgf
It was a Thursday afternoon when Steve came to Bucky’s room to invite him along.
He’d done it several Thursdays prior and, as he’d expected, the offer had been turned down— but he wanted to try again, if for no other reason than to just let Bucky know where he was going and when he’d be back without looking like an oversharing Mother Goose.
“An elementary school?” Bucky replied in lieu of a simple no, snorting. “What, we tryna spook ‘em young now?”
Steve tried to fix him with a stern look, arms folded over his broad chest as he narrowed baby blue eyes beneath thick eyelashes.
He used to respond to Bucky’s self-loathing snark with eyes of sympathy and balming words, but he’d dropped such behavior once the remarks began verging on self-pity and indulgence. Now he just glared and threw whatever he could get his hands on with little force and a big frown, sentences short and flat.
A pen hit Bucky’s shoulder. “You aren’t spooky, Buck. You’re part of the team— kids look up to you.”
“They shouldn’t.”
Normally, he’d roll his eyes. He’d roll his eyes, mutter a “Whatever, jerk,” and leave.
But the Tower was empty— Tony, Bruce, and Rhodey were in California with Pepper while Natasha, Wanda, and Vision had left for a bit of R&R at Clint’s, and Sam was already waiting in the car— and the idea of leaving Bucky alone to sulk, mope about, or workout until his muscles gave made the weight Steve constantly carried on his straight shoulders unbearably heavier.
And if there was one thing Steve couldn’t take, it was a threat to his perfect posture.
So he shook his head and his voice, tone, diction, and accent morphed into that of Captain Rogers, leader of the Howling Commandos, circa 1943. “I ain’t askin’ this time. Get the fuck up and go get fuckin’ dressed.”
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Aargh!! Why didnt I find this before??? Omg... so good!!
Sticks and Stones
Summary: you fix bucky’s boo-boos with goofy bandaids.
Pairing: bucky x reader
Warnings: language (this reader curses like a sailor)
a/n: i’ve had this done for a month but didn’t think to post it until now because i wanted to tweak things. this is a part of the nursery rhyme one-shots and comes after little bo peep but you don’t need to read that if you don’t want. just know reader is pepper’s adopted sister and she’s a teacher and you’re all set tbh. if it feels a bit disjointed from the previous 2 it’s just because these are not chapters but separate one shots and the last 2 were to establish character.
also, let’s all try to be better about reblogging fics. writers spend a lot of time trying to put out content and, while we do write for ourselves, we post so the writing is seen and shared. so do that, bbys. i’m trying to be better about it, too, since 3 extra seconds to reblog something and maybe add a comment isn’t much of an imposition. especially when it can make someone’s whole day.
Take-out containers. Six of them, stacked in two piles of three. Four made of compostable plastic, two of thin cardboard. You’re forced to consolidate them to a single pile, held by one of your hands as you struggle to open the door with the other.
You’ve asked FRIDAY to keep the lights low. Keep things discrete and quiet. No need to awaken tired Avengers. Especially at such a late hour. Especially after a mission. Especially when they would be audience to your shame.
A teacher. A sweet first grade teacher with stickers pasted to your hands and smudged Crayola marker ink across your fingers like permanent tattoos. A pair of flower-shaped, or animal-shaped, or planet-shaped earrings clasped to your earlobes on any given day. Color-coded folders, notebooks, and binders in your bag. Organized.
Or so it seems.
Your quarters have been a mess since the third day of your residence in the Tower. Your clothes carpet the hardwood floor of the expansive closet, blankets like dunes on the bed. Books you’ve read eight times over and books you aren’t able to start form towers of their own on the desk, pens and pencils scattered over the surface like debris after a demolition.
You’ve hidden it well.
You’re sure to show Pepper and Tony your face enough to avoid doorstep visits, spend enough time with Sam in his room or in the common spaces to quell his need for socialization with a non-super and your need for socialization with a non-child.
Steve optically dreads— but internally loves— your company and advice in the kitchen on his culinary endeavors and dating life, you’ve even begun workouts with Natasha which she seems to enjoy and you cherish.
Bucky keeps mostly to himself. You’ll run into each other and exchange pleasantries, trade smiles at dinner and across the gym. He’ll sometimes brew an extra mug of coffee in the morning so there’s enough for you and sit with you and Sam while you watch movies or binge shows on Netflix. It’s more than enough contact for him. You wouldn’t even be surprised to learn he was entirely tired of you.
In all, no one feels the need to come to your door and that, therefore, keeps your sloppy truth an absolute secret.
You shut the door behind you and tip-toe down the hall. Only Wanda and Steve live on the same floor as you, but Tony once told you super-soldier hearing amplifies light steps to an elephant tread— something about a prank with Dum-E gone horribly wrong as a result. So you barely breathe and balance on the balls of your feet, even down the staircase leading to the kitchen.
You hold the containers off to the side, eyes on the stairs to make sure you don’t trip. A little less than graceful when you stumble. Even less so when you nearly slip from the last step and the topmost container clatters to the floor.
“Motherfucker,” you hiss. It’s a muted thump, cardboard falling against tile, when the second container falls and your voice is a whisper as you continue with a, “Fucking fuck. FRIDAY, raise the goddamn, fucking stupid, shithead lights a little.”
There’s a rustling a few feet away, a soft chuckle and an even softer wince. Noises you barely register even as the lights come up less than ten percent.
Bucky, from his seat at the kitchen island, watches as you look up to the ceiling, kneeling. You’ve got an apology in your features. “Thank you, FRI. You’re amazing. An angel.”
You snort to yourself, “An AI-ngel.”
Immediately, you frown. Scowl in disappointment and self-loathing. “That was terrible, I’m sorry. Keep up the good work, FRI. I’m gonna go fuck myself.”
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Ahhhhh I love it!
Art 265 (2)
Word Count: 2781
Summary: Steve meets you at your favorite coffee shop to discuss your course plans.
Warnings: Language, a rogue passage of Shakespeare (sorry)
A/N: Oh man… I’m really looking forward to hearing what you guys think of this one
Missed the last part?
Reader Perspective
Steve was nervous.
The sort of nervous he wasn’t used to, hadn’t experienced in a long time. He hated it. There was absolutely no reason for him to feel this way. He had never met you, never heard of you until yesterday, never seen a picture or heard your voice. Logically speaking, he should have no expectations and therefore no anxiety.
But Bucky wouldn’t stop dropping hints about potential romance, and Sam wouldn’t stop sending those damn eye emojis any time Steve happened to mention you. The longer Steve had sat in his office waiting for the right time to meet you at the coffee shop, the more self conscious he became.
It’s not that Steve was interested, couldn’t possibly be with the extremely limited information he had. It was that he hadn’t even thought about romance in… years probably. It simply wasn’t on his radar. And now out of nowhere, his head was flooded with it thanks to the efforts of his two best friends. Assholes.
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This right here is the quality content I came to Tumblr for.
Yo if you’re a boy with mental illness, a boy with disabilities, a boy who is/was an abuse victim, a boy who has an ED, a boy with trauma, I need you to know that you are not a burden, that you don’t need to “harden up”, that you are very brave, and that you shouldn’t just have to “get over it”.
*SLAMS THAT MOTHERFUCKING REBLOG BUTTON*
*Breaks the motherfucking reblog button*
as OP… the notes on this make feel so happy!!! keep spreading the word, everyone! let boys know that they are strong.
As a boy with PTSD who often gets told to „get over it“…this is important!
Boys with these issues: You are valid, take care of yourself
Boys please, we’re all just human, emotions and crying and having physical problems and mental problems and social problems, are all human things
Boys, and indeed Men, with any or all of the above- YOU. ARE. NOT. A. BURDEN!
Random headcanon at 5.20 am...... Alpine the cat is really a Flerkin.
The Pawfect Meeting
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/35AlV8f
by FestiveFerret
Steve’s annoyed when a man brings his kid to the dog park without a dog - it’s a dog park, not a daycare - but the kid turns out to be calm and gentle, and the dad turns out to be smoking hot.
Then he turns out to be sweet, and kind, and funny, and wonderful too…
Words: 5956, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Peter Parker
Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers, dog park, Meet-Cute, Dogs, Kids, Kidfic, Single Parent AU, Mpreg, Fluff, Secrets, Falling In Love, Misunderstandings, bear the dog - Freeform, Toast the dog, Kid Peter Parker, Parent Tony Stark
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/35AlV8f
My prize for @starksnack for the PotS server Brag Bucket event! Some cute fluffy nonsense <3
This is so cute and fluffy!
Pin-up style super heroes by David Talaski-Brown
https://www.instagram.com/davidtalaskidraws/
I freaking LOVE Thor's slippers.
Kiss 47 with winteriron, please?
Okay, so I don’t know why, but this one was hard??
A kiss paired with a tight hug, knocking the breath out of the person being hugged.
Tony’s being a brat. He knows it, and he doesn’t care. It’s been a long two years of Accords negotiation, and Avengers line-up reshuffling, and UN meetings and god knows what else.
Tony is. Tired. And done. And if no one can piss him off before his blood pressure sky rockets that would be super.
But because life is unfair, and his life is a disaster and Tony never gets a break, and he feels like he’s going to cry from the frustration of it all, something does happen. This something is an overly enthusiastic politician who wants nothing more than to politely insist that Tony reopen the weapons making division of Stark Industries.
Because that’s what the world needs right now. Weapons.
He can feel his left arm start to ache which would be more worrisome without extremis, but the phantom tug is a nice reminder about things like blood pressure, you promised Pep, you promised Fri. Rhodey will kill you if you somehow land up in the Med bay even though you’re supposed to be indestructible now. Don’t do it, Tony. Don’t -
“Hey,” Bucky interjects, appearing out of nowhere as is his wont. “I’ve been looking for you.”
“Oh thank god,” Tony says, not even caring for the offended look on Mr. Politician’s face, and practically throwing himself Bucky’s way with a passing kiss on the cheek that Tony just knows is going to get the politician bristling.
He can hear him splutter already, actually, and Tony’s cackling a little when he squeezes his arms around Bucky in a hug, before saying in his ear, “Just go with it, Barnes, please?”
Bucky, to his credit, only freezes momentarily and then he’s squeezing back.
Tony doesn’t get hugs nearly often enough, and Bucky - Bucky gives good hugs. They wrap around him comfortably, holding him close, tension bleeding out the longer it goes until Tony’s practically limp in his arms. And then, Bucky is pulling away, hand warm at Tony’s lower back, and a kiss plopped sweetly at Tony’s temple before he’s drawling almost distractedly, “Sorry, sir, you’re gonna have to excuse us. I haven’t seen my fella in a while. Rain check?”
The politician looks like the colour of puce. Tony’s delighted.
Perfection.
Hi! Please excuse me if I'm being weird, but I love your winterhawk fics so so much that practically every time I see a new one I have a mild heart attack. I wasn't sure if you're only taking requests from a list or something, but I had a small request - I love clint angst, so could you write a short fic where clint has to regain the team's trust after pretending to betray them for an undercover mission? I totally get it if you're busy, I absolutely adore your fics and love you so much!
“I’m so sorry,” Ronin says as he drives the sword through Bucky’s shoulder and pins him to the floorboards.
That’s when Bucky realizes, because there’s only one person who’s been close enough and is precise enough to slam a blade through the gap in the plates without hitting anything that’d take weeks to repair. He doesn’t say anything, though.
What’s the point?
“Hood wouldn’t be getting anywhere if this Ronin guy hadn’t shown up to help him,” Sam says. “He’s the danger. We need to take him out.”
“He’s human, right? Why don’t we just drop a building on him and call it a day?”
“No,” Bucky says. “We go after Hood.”
He doesn’t budge even when Steve tries to muscle him into it, and when Ronin cuts off the machine with a wrench and a crackle of lightning he ignores the confused chatter and takes a few shaky steps towards the raised platform, lifts his head to see Ronin’s shoulders sag.
“Take the mask off and put your hands over your head,” Sam orders, appearing from the rafters with a gun pointed directly at Ronin’s head.
“Stop,” Bucky says. “He’s not gonna hurt anyone.”
It’s hard to tell with the angry gold lines of the mask, but he knows he’s being looked at. Sam falters but Ronin reaches for the mask anyway, tugs it off and shakes out the mess of blood-streaked blond hair underneath.
“He’s right, I’m not,” Clint says. “I’m so sorry.”
It’s meant for everyone, but he looks Bucky in the eye when he says it.
“Let’s go home and talk about it there,” Bucky says.
My poor baby. Clint deserves so much love.