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Dirk wouldn’t wear a binder he would bind with tape
And I don’t just mean in the binding unsafely with duct tape way (although he would do that too), I mean even if he did have access to products that are actually intended for binding, he would still choose trans tape over a binder
Dirk wouldn’t wear a binder he would bind with tape
apparently theres something about vriska wearing an ill-fitting blazer and thinking she’s hot shit that still hits me where i live
Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.
Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so
Just carry a purse…
But I told him I was masc :(
Yo! Decapitate Dirk it’d be sickl!
Day 223
My lord, how are you this handsome?
uu: IT IS ONLY NATURAL. FOR ME. AS A LORD. TO HAVE DOMINION OVER ANY AND ALL ASPECTS THAT MAKE UP THE UNIVERSE. SUCH AS BEAUTY.
uu: THE VERY BEAUTY. THAT YOU WILL ONLY EVER FIND IN MY VIRILE COMPLEXION. AND MY ARTISTRY.
uu: HERE. SINCE YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP. I WILL EVEN GRANT YOU THE PRIVILEGE. OF OBSERVING ONE OF MY FINEST WORKS YET. A SELF-PORTRAIT. DEPICTING MY HANDSOMENESS IN ALL ITS GLORY. YOU ARE WELCOME.
Aradia Megido.
Btw does anyone want to hear my bottom surgery headcanons for the human kids
I made this post and then proceeded to be very busy in the following weeks and let it fall by the wayside, but I think it’s time to actually share it now. For pride month
June would benefit from vaginoplasty but I think she’s the sort of girl to spend a significant amount of time convincing herself she doesn’t need it even after she realizes she’s a woman because she’s afraid to admit her own needs to herself.
Rose is the type of cis lesbian who’s always talking about how they need to invent a strap you can feel but who’d act like you’re being ridiculous if you actually suggested bottom surgery to her.
Dave obviously has a lot of bottom dysphoria what with all the broken sword imagery, so the dick needs to go. But I think she’s too nonbinary to be happy going from one set of standard genitals to the other, so I think she’d be happiest with zero depth vulvoplasty. I also think they’re sexually a side and would be most comfortable engaging in sex with genitals that aren’t really built for either penetrating or being penetrated. Not that what genitals you have dictates what type of sex you have to have, I just think that dave would be comforted by her body having additional barriers to the types of sex that she doesn’t like.
Jade is pretty easy because we actually get to see a little bit of how she feels about her penis in the epilogues, and the only discomfort she seems to have comes from a fear of being treated poorly for it. I think aside from that she’s happy having a dick and wouldn’t want bottom surgery. She just needs her friends to get more transfeminist.
Jane I think would be happiest with metoidioplasty along with scrotoplasty and vaginectomy. I think his ideal transition would have him settling into relatively normative maleness, and his bottom surgery goals would reflect that. The only thing I’m not sure about for him is urethral lengthening, I don’t know if he’d want to deal with the complications of that and I don’t think that being able to stand to pee is super important to him.
Jake is the hardest one for me to pin down here. She has always struck me as being afraid of bottoming, and therefore appreciative of having genitals that allow her to have sex relatively easily without having to bottom. I’m not actually sure what specific parts of canon gave me this impression though, so perhaps I’ll have to watch out for that whenever I end up rereading. And I don’t know even know if a preference for topping is her natural inclination (or as close to natural as any sexual preference can be) or if it’s just what she feels she should do as part of the persona she’s built for herself. I do also think that the years she spent being on and off with dirk did a lot of damage to her in this department as well, because dirk definitely sees penises as a male thing which would be bad for jake’s relationship with her own body. I think I tend to lean towards her needing to be separated from dirk more than I think she needs bottom surgery, but I’m not set in stone on that and could be convinced otherwise.
Roxy is special and gets two separate headcanons because I am an hsbc fan and he’s transmasc over there, but I also do still like to play with transfem roxy outside of that context. I think transfem roxy would get just a straightforward regular vaginoplasty. Hsbc roxy is probably pretty happy being a boy with a pussy. I don’t think he’d want to get rid of anything he already has down there, but I could see him getting metoidioplasty without anything else, I think he’d enjoy that.
Dirk gets phalloplasty + urethral lengthening + medical tattooing + scrotoplasty + vaginectomy. You could even call it the full package.
This is also true, and another point towards her needing to be kept away from dirk (although he’s not the only one guilty of this, just the most frequent perpetrator). When I say that jake favours topping I think it’s in the way where she always prefers to take the easy route even when it’s not actually what’s good for her, and topping is easy because it doesn’t challenge the image she’s built of herself as the daring masculine adventurer. But then I also have a hard time imagining her enjoying bottoming. I suppose she could do neither but I don’t even know if that feels right.
I think the reason I have so much trouble with figuring her out is that she’s buried any genuine desires so thoroughly under a persona and the expectations of what other people want her to be that she doesn’t even know what she actually wants. And in addition to that, so much of how she relates to other characters sexually is defined by them forcing themselves on her, so her lack of agency and the trauma from that muddies the waters further. So I don’t really know how she would choose to behave sexually if she weren’t burdened by all of that
Btw does anyone want to hear my bottom surgery headcanons for the human kids
I made this post and then proceeded to be very busy in the following weeks and let it fall by the wayside, but I think it’s time to actually share it now. For pride month
June would benefit from vaginoplasty but I think she’s the sort of girl to spend a significant amount of time convincing herself she doesn’t need it even after she realizes she’s a woman because she’s afraid to admit her own needs to herself.
Rose is the type of cis lesbian who’s always talking about how they need to invent a strap you can feel but who’d act like you’re being ridiculous if you actually suggested bottom surgery to her.
Dave obviously has a lot of bottom dysphoria what with all the broken sword imagery, so the dick needs to go. But I think she’s too nonbinary to be happy going from one set of standard genitals to the other, so I think she’d be happiest with zero depth vulvoplasty. I also think they’re sexually a side and would be most comfortable engaging in sex with genitals that aren’t really built for either penetrating or being penetrated. Not that what genitals you have dictates what type of sex you have to have, I just think that dave would be comforted by her body having additional barriers to the types of sex that she doesn’t like.
Jade is pretty easy because we actually get to see a little bit of how she feels about her penis in the epilogues, and the only discomfort she seems to have comes from a fear of being treated poorly for it. I think aside from that she’s happy having a dick and wouldn’t want bottom surgery. She just needs her friends to get more transfeminist.
Jane I think would be happiest with metoidioplasty along with scrotoplasty and vaginectomy. I think his ideal transition would have him settling into relatively normative maleness, and his bottom surgery goals would reflect that. The only thing I’m not sure about for him is urethral lengthening, I don’t know if he’d want to deal with the complications of that and I don’t think that being able to stand to pee is super important to him.
Jake is the hardest one for me to pin down here. She has always struck me as being afraid of bottoming, and therefore appreciative of having genitals that allow her to have sex relatively easily without having to bottom. I’m not actually sure what specific parts of canon gave me this impression though, so perhaps I’ll have to watch out for that whenever I end up rereading. And I don’t know even know if a preference for topping is her natural inclination (or as close to natural as any sexual preference can be) or if it’s just what she feels she should do as part of the persona she’s built for herself. I do also think that the years she spent being on and off with dirk did a lot of damage to her in this department as well, because dirk definitely sees penises as a male thing which would be bad for jake’s relationship with her own body. I think I tend to lean towards her needing to be separated from dirk more than I think she needs bottom surgery, but I’m not set in stone on that and could be convinced otherwise.
Roxy is special and gets two separate headcanons because I am an hsbc fan and he’s transmasc over there, but I also do still like to play with transfem roxy outside of that context. I think transfem roxy would get just a straightforward regular vaginoplasty. Hsbc roxy is probably pretty happy being a boy with a pussy. I don’t think he’d want to get rid of anything he already has down there, but I could see him getting metoidioplasty without anything else, I think he’d enjoy that.
Dirk gets phalloplasty + urethral lengthening + medical tattooing + scrotoplasty + vaginectomy. You could even call it the full package.
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