28 Aussie. This is where i put my anything that shits me or I want to. One day my job will most likely kill me. Been told the things i say are weird an confussing, Im rough on the edges but as cuddly as a pillow. the jow blakes are out an the bully wogs are getting hot make sure they got plenty of water. heavy metal. death metal. funny. games. movies. places. bully wogs. sometimes a runny babbit here an there. an a ton of other hair ball misfits. what ever looks good at the time.
Undo these chains, my friend I'll show you the rage I've hidden Perish the Sacrament Swallow, but nothing's forgiven You and I can't decide which of us was taken for granted Make amends, some of us are destined to be outlived Step inside, see the Devil in I
if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them
teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money
me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patchā¦ā¦.
teenagers: we are going to call you mean names
me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: itās been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricornā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.
teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle
me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and youāre going to get the Rick Astleyās Crochet
teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism!
me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I donāt normally do this but Iāll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield
āWhen the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heatā
I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch
I will bitch about heat.Ā
I will bitch about cold.Ā
I will bitch about sunshine,
and about growing old.Ā
I will bitch about everything,
inside and out.
You will find there is nothing
I canāt bitch about.Ā
Some say they have the answers,
Some say they know the truth,
Some people live in question,
Some people have no clue.
If there was no tomorrow,
If there was just today
Would you make different choices
Or would you stay the same?