oozey mess
shark vs the universe
blake kathryn
JBB: An Artblog!
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$LAYYYTER
ojovivo
Show & Tell
todays bird
Product Placement
Peter Solarz
cherry valley forever
#extradirty
@theartofmadeline
Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
pixel skylines
Janaina Medeiros
seen from T1
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seen from Netherlands
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seen from Spain
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@aussie-worker
Undo these chains, my friend I'll show you the rage I've hidden Perish the Sacrament Swallow, but nothing's forgiven You and I can't decide which of us was taken for granted Make amends, some of us are destined to be outlived Step inside, see the Devil in I
Been called a monster, called a demon, called a freak I'm not an idol, not an angel, not a saint
Xmas show ready š¤
Me: That was impulsive. You probably shouldn't have done that.
Also me: ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
Beards gettin there
Black manhatton
Ready for a night outanabout
@aussie-worker š
Story of my life š without the bank back up š
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My performance reveiw right here
if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them
teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied
teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmasā¦
teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patchā¦ā¦.
teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: itās been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricornā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.
teenagers: weāre violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: youāre all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.
teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: donāt force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden
teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut
teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: Iām sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike ā¦
teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and youāre going to get the Rick Astleyās Crochet
teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I donāt normally do this but Iāll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield
if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died
āWhen the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heatā I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch
I feel like this needs to be Seussified.Ā
I will bitch about heat.Ā I will bitch about cold.Ā I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old.Ā I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I canāt bitch about.Ā
Iām laughing so hard at this post right now omg.
Perfection.
I love it
Some say they have the answers, Some say they know the truth, Some people live in question, Some people have no clue. If there was no tomorrow, If there was just today Would you make different choices Or would you stay the same?
Five Finger Death Punch- Anywhere but Here
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