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Hello You Have Found Your Way To My Blog Is There Anything I May Assist You With Chumhandle: austereLissome M!A: None [[Dependent Kanaya blog for sunshinestatestuck.]]

[devilsgrl]

[austerelissome]

Eridan I Have An Insatiable Need To Know

Would It Be Worth It To Design A Dress For Karkat For Your Wedding

[swaggie2cape]

see i was right with you on this and like ready to continue the joke but then you said johnny ok and now im like nah

like of all the names you couldve picked it had to be johnny didnt it

you couldnt have just gone with the traditional billy

or like timmy

or tommy

or like stormageddon dark lord of all eater of worlds

there was literally infinite options there and you had to say johnny and now i have literally no remorse whatsoever that little shit can starve

like ill slap food straight outta his hand ok i dont give a fuck

hes looking a little squishy around the middle lately anyway hell be fine

actually if i took food away from him hed probably like tackle me and put me in a headlock or something stupid

that guy is ridiculously invested in food

i guess its true that the way to a mans heart is through his stomach

i think we both learned something here today now we can go home feeling a little smarter

or like

youll probably go away from this feeling a lot dumber for having to read all this shit

provided you actually are reading it which i guess it seems like you have so yeah good for you

youve done a thing not a lot of people do here reading through all this pointless bullshit

there should be an achievement

chieve get

actually read everything dave said

+500 gamer points plus membership to an exclusive club

i should make a special award for that probably

[austerelissome]

Sush Dave Leave Stormageddon To His Worlds We Cannot Deprive The Precious Child Of His Delicate Universe Dinner

Poor Johnny All He Wanted Was Egg You Have Damaged His Entire View On His Self Worth I Dont Know If I Can Continue This Relationship Running To Vegas To Elope Seems Rather Absurd Now That I Have Seen Your Take On Johnny

If I Am Not Promptly Mailed A Membership Card To This Club Of Reading All Of Daves Shit I Will Be Severely Disappointed I Expect This To Be Of The Finest Caliber Reminiscent Of The Babysitters Club Membership Cards

[swaggie2cape]

yes

on the internet no one knows youre a tiny green alien

#selfie#jediswag#ahundredmotherfuckerscanttellmenothin

yeah i kinda assumed that from the way you type but i guess its good to have it confirmed

like i mean on the off chance you typed like that but werent kanaya and i went and made an ass out of u and me but lets face it mostly me and called you kanaya and then you were like nah son i aint kanaya the fuck is you talkin

man there sure would be egg on my face then

like not literal egg on my face thats a figure of speech

its a figure of speech that makes no god damn sense though idk what it actually means like yknow normally theres some kind of explanation behind them and its like oh yeah that makes perfect sense

but i literally cannot think of a single situation thatd end with someone having egg on their face

like unless someone chucked an egg at your head

which first of all ouch and second of all why

aint no call for all this egg tossing aight cut that shit out wtf is wrong with you

[austerelissome]

Indeed There Is No Reason For All Of This Egg Tossing I Suggest You Calm Down Before The Local Authorities Are Summoned And Subsequently Flummoxed By All Of The Egg Scatted Around The Premise

For Shame Dave Those Could Have Been Used To Feed Starving Children In Third World Countries

For Shame

I Am Terribly Sorry Little Johnny But Dave Threw Down Your Weeks Worth Of Meals I Am Afraid You Shall Starve

[metallus]

Waiting for the princess

Thessaloniki, Greece 2013

[austerelissome]

swaggie2cape started following you

Hello

Might I Inquire After Your Name

[swaggie2cape]

you might

like if you used your little keyboard to type out something like

hey sup

whats your name

or

who the fuck are you

yknow something like that would probably work

but i mean you might not if you dont want to i guess it all really depends on what you feel like idk if im really qualified to answer that question

mind reading powers i have not

and then i like wave my little wrinkly green hand

or is mind reading a force power wait i mightve fucked that up

idk whatever anyway im dave

[austerelissome]

I Am Concerned About The Portion Of That Nonsense That Mentioned A Wrinkly Green Hand

Should I Be Concerned Mister Dave

To Finish Off Introductions Before We Plunge Headfirst Into Utter Bullshit My Name Is Kanaya Maryam

[austerelissome]

swaggie2cape started following you

Hello

Might I Inquire After Your Name

[austerelissome]

I Hope Karkat Appreciates The Effort I Am Putting Into Planning His Wedding Attire

[austerelissome]

I Am In Dire Need Of Entertainment For The Night

[austerelissome]

  "They were doing nothing of the sort, they were lying. Shakira would be appalled." You smile down at the box, before glancing at him. "Of course I do. How else would you get food into your body. I can’t trust you to feed yourself." Pressing a kiss to his forehead, you turn on the TV, settling on the Food Network.

[empatheticpathogen-deactivated2]

You snort and then take the box to toss it back onto the table. “Have you looked at me? I’m pretty sure I can feed myself.” you close your eyes when she had kissed your forehead before you get comfortable by her side, looking to the tv. “Thanks again Kanaya… I really needed someone to talk to.”

[austerelissome]

"I know, dear. Which is the exact reason I always have my phone on." You pat his shoulder, rubbing it slowly. "You'll be ok. Are you sure you don't want to spend the night? I aired the guest room yesterday."

[austerelissome]

"Uncalled for. My hips weren’t up for damage." You grab the box, setting it in your lap, and start feeding eclairs to Karkat. "Are they good…?" Smiling, you pop another into your mouth, before feeding one more to Kar.

[empatheticpathogen-deactivated2]

"Completely called for. And they were right there, calling to be pinched." You smiled a bit, in a better mood now. Or starting to get into a better mood, at least. You nod your head in response and allow yourself to be fed. "Dont have to feed me though,"

[austerelissome]

"They were doing nothing of the sort, they were lying. Shakira would be appalled." You smile down at the box, before glancing at him. "Of course I do. How else would you get food into your body. I can't trust you to feed yourself." Pressing a kiss to his forehead, you turn on the TV, settling on the Food Network.

[austerelissome]

"No, he is completely stuck-up and self-important." You watch in mild interest as he sucks on the eclair. "If it doesn’t, I could cut off his legs for you." You smile brightly at him, shifting the box out of Karkat’s reach with a foot.

[empatheticpathogen-deactivated2]

"Just around you." you take another eclair and lean back into her arms. "Oh wow. Thanks. " you frowned when the box was out of reach. You groan in a dramatic fashion, just to make yourself stop thinking for a bit. "Rude,"

[austerelissome]

"I find it rude that you would call your gracious and loving hostess rude." You pat his arm lovingly, easily utilizing your longer limbs to bend and grab a treat. You glance at Karkat, debating, before going ahead and eating the sweet yourself.

[empatheticpathogen-deactivated2]

"It’s rude when you did it on purpose," you tell her, curling up more at her side and just pinching her hip after she ate the eclair she grabbed for.

[austerelissome]

"Uncalled for. My hips weren't up for damage." You grab the box, setting it in your lap, and start feeding eclairs to Karkat. "Are they good...?" Smiling, you pop another into your mouth, before feeding one more to Kar.

[austerelissome]

"No, he is completely stuck-up and self-important." You watch in mild interest as he sucks on the eclair. "If it doesn’t, I could cut off his legs for you." You smile brightly at him, shifting the box out of Karkat’s reach with a foot.

[empatheticpathogen-deactivated2]

"Just around you." you take another eclair and lean back into her arms. "Oh wow. Thanks. " you frowned when the box was out of reach. You groan in a dramatic fashion, just to make yourself stop thinking for a bit. "Rude,"

[austerelissome]

"I find it rude that you would call your gracious and loving hostess rude." You pat his arm lovingly, easily utilizing your longer limbs to bend and grab a treat. You glance at Karkat, debating, before going ahead and eating the sweet yourself.

[austerelissome]

  "Those are frozen, put that back right now for five minutes before you break a tooth." You pat his hand after swatting his shoulder, leaning your head against his. "You are absolutely correct in that assumption, but they’ll get over it. Eridan will realize that this was your choice to make, and you chose him because you love that stuck-up self-important photographer. And Gamzee will realize that you love that said photographer, and if he’s any kind of semi-decent, he’ll be happy for you. Not happy about it. But happy for you because that is what friends do." You frown a bit, before adding, "Karkat, it isn’t going to end perfectly."

[empatheticpathogen-deactivated2]

You stick your tongue out anyway before stuffing the small eclair into your mouth in spite of her just to suck on it a bit. “He’s not self important or stuck up all the time. He’s just that way around you to piss you off,” you grumbled a bit before chewing and swallowing the little pastry. “And yeah… Hopefully that works out like that at the very least.”

[austerelissome]

"No, he is completely stuck-up and self-important." You watch in mild interest as he sucks on the eclair. "If it doesn't, I could cut off his legs for you." You smile brightly at him, shifting the box out of Karkat's reach with a foot.

[austerelissome]

You nod, wrapping your free arm around Karkat’s waist to tug him closer. “Alright. Karkat, you’ll be fine.” You remove yourself from his grip, disappearing into the kitchen to grab the mini-eclairs from the fridge. Returning, you put the box on the table, going ahead and opening it. “For what it’s worth, I believe you made the right decision.”

[empatheticpathogen-deactivated2]

"I don’t want this to be some unnecessary mess either.." you watch her leave from the livingroom then returning with the box of eclairs in hand. You sigh and lean over to grab one, "I know.. I just don’t want Gamzee to be sore about it, and I don’t want Eridan to blame himself. And hell knows both is probably going to happen and be that way for a while…"

[austerelissome]

"Those are frozen, put that back right now for five minutes before you break a tooth." You pat his hand after swatting his shoulder, leaning your head against his. "You are absolutely correct in that assumption, but they'll get over it. Eridan will realize that this was your choice to make, and you chose him because you love that stuck-up self-important photographer. And Gamzee will realize that you love that said photographer, and if he's any kind of semi-decent, he'll be happy for you. Not happy about it. But happy for you because that is what friends do." You frown a bit, before adding, "Karkat, it isn't going to end perfectly."

[austerelissome]

You squeeze his hand gently. This is veering into dangerous territory. “Karkat, you can’t help how you like your romantic relationships.” You chew more, before pulling a face at the taste of lipstick. “Karkat, are you really sure this is what you want?”

[empatheticpathogen-deactivated2]

"It’s the only way that it’s going to work. I don’t want Eridan to feel the way he does anymore about the whole situation. I love Gamzee and all but he’ll just have to deal with it…" you take a deep breath before hugging onto her tightly. "It’s not like I’ll be avoiding him but… I just can’t do this anymore. I’m fucking sick of mixed feelings and conflict. I don’t want to lose Eridan because he thinks I don’t love him."

[austerelissome]

You nod, wrapping your free arm around Karkat's waist to tug him closer. "Alright. Karkat, you'll be fine." You remove yourself from his grip, disappearing into the kitchen to grab the mini-eclairs from the fridge. Returning, you put the box on the table, going ahead and opening it. "For what it's worth, I believe you made the right decision."

[austerelissome]

  You slowly chew your lip, looking at Karkat thoughtfully, ignoring the lipstick that gets on your teeth. “Well. I have to admit. This is one of your smarter choices, dear.” You wait a beat, not sure how best proceed. “Eridan is an uncomfortable individual faced with polygamous relationships. I believe this is the best option if you wish to retain a healthy relationship with him.” You refrain from commenting about Gamzee, thought you sorely wish you could.

[empatheticpathogen-deactivated2]

"This is what I work in… I should have seen this coming and not have done anything in the first place." you sigh and rest your face up against her chest. "I know.. That’s why I’m doing it. I’ll still be friends with him obviously, but no more screwing around." you move slightly to hold her hand, clutching onto it. "He has Terezi anyway its not like I’m the only one he has…"

[austerelissome]

You squeeze his hand gently. This is veering into dangerous territory. "Karkat, you can't help how you like your romantic relationships." You chew more, before pulling a face at the taste of lipstick. "Karkat, are you really sure this is what you want?"