final boss

she/her; absolute shitpost account, nothing serious; multifandom; please correct my mistakes. im just learning english

[austerio]

grace and rocky arguing

grace: omg, who died and put you in charge?

rocky:

[austerio]

idk why rocky doesn't care about colours. like if a damn alien'd tell me that I'm shining different from the table nearby I'd lose my mind trying to process how does they see the world and what am I look like to them

[austerio]

dare i say "the first contact"?

[austerio]

i've just watched project hail mary and came here to check the hashtag. what the actual fuck. Who is Simon, what is bloody mary, iron lung, swap au, wtf bro I can't 😭😭😭😭 is it bc I didn't read the book first? is it karma?

[austerio]

it's funny how I portrayed wathers in my head like biblically accurate angels OR just colorful cubes no matter how authors describe them

[austerio]

I found soulmates au really funny to exploring

for example, I think that in "first words" au people can be divided into several groups. some people would go around saying really extraordinary things when they first meet someone. it could be their own signature phrase, instead of "hello, my name is"... others avoid any type of conversation, especially when they're already in a relationship. this could change the culture of "small talk," and texting would take precedence over calls. half of the people can be really passionate about the soul bond, others will be anti-soul or something, so you really don't know what type of person is around you and if they want to talk to you. I think it can also popularize sign language...

etc etc. It's really entertaining for me how small things can be influenced on culture

[austerio]

keith is bat coded and lance is super coded. and, yk, every bat needs their own super. I don't make the rules

(dcu au when?)

[austerio]

why is it that when I say I don't like a non-white character, I'm immediately labeled racist? like bro I hate all people no matter of their race. if I dislike this specific character, it's bc I don't like his personality, not his race. also you didn't even see my character hate-list, you'll be surprised how many white characters are in there

[austerio]

I hate wwx defenders. I hate jc defenders. all of them usually just erase the other character. I hate "*character* bush" tag, I hate hatefics, I hate all of this. I really like psychology and morally complicated stuff. I like when you don't have "right" and "wrong" person in the situation. everyone has their own reasons and everyone is right in their own way — that's what I like and that's what going on in the wwx n jc situation. they're both fucked up, not only one

(my fav will always be wwx tho)

[austerio]

I hate this "woman is the only one to have normal emotional intelligence" thing, bc sometimes she's nothing but a plot device to bring two (ofc) stupid-ass men together, sometimes it's just overused.

or when the only woman is for sure the strongest one, and everyone is afraid of her, listening and doing what she says. it's like you have to be stronger than everyone else to be included, to be able to express your opinion. if you're average — you don't deserve it.

bro wtf

[austerio]

alnst x voltron

keith is in love with lance and died for him like ivan (also he is modified like luka). lance was in love with allura, she was in love with shiro who escaped and become the rebel. shiro loves matt, who was the last winner. matt can't escape bc he has little pidge. allura ran out to be with rebels and shiro, but lance thought that she died. hunk loved shay, but she died for him. lance lose keith and allura so he gave up his round and died for hunk (they're best friends). hunk escaped and join the rebellion, but shiro died to save him from guard.

all galras are aliens (except keith). allura isn't, but coran is (bc I said so)

the winner is matt.

nobody is happy.

[austerio]

i've just watched alnst. till was my fav before he survived. now I kinda hate him

now my fav is luka 😭 no no no guys you just don't understand him

[austerio]

sometimes I want to write a fanfic. sometimes I want to write a fic on opera. sometimes I want to write a wholeass continuation but then realized that I cannot write orchestra... especially orchestra with opera singing... it sucks to be me bc now I'm really invested

[austerio]

i want to put ALL my fav characters from all fandoms in jurassic world trilogy bc I love dinos and I love surviving in disasters and it's like quintessence of my fav tropes😭

I've already thought about batfam, hollanov, andreil and baddie in this situation and it's really funny to explore different reactions to similar things 🤔

[austerio]

oh god😫

I saw a post... it said "Eddie". I thought okay ik eddie from the 911. then it went "eddie asked steve" and I was like okay maybe steve is captain america and eddie... I dont really know marvel characters but sure it has at least one eddie? and then I saw "robin" and was completely missed bc wtf what does batman's sidekick has to do with this?

and then I realized that it was bout stranger things

im crine

[austerio]

inappropriate use of a space station😭😭😭 oh god I love ao3

[austerio]

what honestly makes me laugh is when fanfic writers make Ilya forget an english word that is pronounced pretty much the same in russian. like anonymity, perfectionism, syndrome... etc. instead of something like queue🫠. or words with similar pronunciation but different meanings... like notebook. in russian that's how we say laptop (with extra "u"(?) sound after "no"), and magazine = shop. or smth like that

[gavrannoir]

Saw a fic where the narration said that Ilya said “idiot” in Russian. Which…is just “идиот”

I’d really like to see more people having him grasp for a word, say it in Russian, and then realize it’s just a cognate. There are lots of ‘em!

[austerio]

idiot😭😭😭😭

also I hate it when in fics he uses mm/dd the system (as his password for example) instead of dd.mm. he spent his entire childhood in russia, dd.mm should be in his dna

[gavrannoir]

Американцы 🙄 /joking

[austerio]

во всём виновата америка