spiderman from the universe where he's australian

"crikey, its bloody spidermate!!" / living on Aboriginal land. always was, always will be

[australian-spiderman]

Any thoughts on the mad max films?

so is that the only australian thing you could think of at all

[australian-spiderman]

just beat the shit out of the guy who made us all learn the nutbush. youre welcome

[australian-spiderman]

i wish it was socially acceptable to say "fuck off yank" to any americans online who dare talk to me

[australian-spiderman]

i know that i just wanted to draw you out FUCK OFF YANK

[australian-spiderman]

i wish it was socially acceptable to say "fuck off yank" to any americans online who dare talk to me

[australian-spiderman]

theres no fucking skyscrapers in the outback i have to bus everywhere

[australian-spiderman]

fuck melbourne and FUCK YOU no fucking way am i moving to melbourne

[ash-the-tiefling]

move to perth

[australian-spiderman]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... thanks i really needed a laugh

[australian-spiderman]

theres no fucking skyscrapers in the outback i have to bus everywhere

[australian-spiderman]

fuck melbourne and FUCK YOU no fucking way am i moving to melbourne

[australian-spiderman]

australian spiderman doesnt have any good villains other than pauline hanson

[the-symbiote-offical]

what about us

[australian-spiderman]

trust me compared to pauline hanson youre mother theresa

[australian-spiderman]

theres no fucking skyscrapers in the outback i have to bus everywhere

[australian-spiderman]

fuck scomo fuck albo when can we get someone good in charge

[nycswebhead]

how do we know you're actually spider-man and not just some imposter

how many other guys with spider powers do you know.

[australian-spiderman]

yeah oi cunt how many other farkin blokes d'ya know with spider powers its just me and big fella over here

[australian-spiderman]

australian spiderman doesnt have any good villains other than pauline hanson

[australian-spiderman]

bunnings should give me free snags for my public service

[australian-spiderman]

fought some cunt called himself "king of the eshays" and i dont usually enjoy bashing cunts but this was cathartic

[nycswebhead]

by the way, i dont know who started spreading this rumor, but the spider-verse doesnt exist. its not real ok? stop asking

[australian-spiderman]

this dumb cunt doesnt know about the bloody spider-verse

[australian-spiderman]

just fought some cunt, called himself "the rainbow goblin". he goes "im like if the green goblin was a poofta"

[australian-spiderman]

did have to bash the cunt but it was cause he blew up the sydney harbour bridge not cause hes gay

[australian-spiderman]

im bisexual

[australian-spiderman]

just fought some cunt, called himself "the rainbow goblin". he goes "im like if the green goblin was a poofta"

[australian-spiderman]

did have to bash the cunt but it was cause he blew up the sydney harbour bridge not cause hes gay

[australian-spiderman]

just fought some cunt, called himself "the rainbow goblin". he goes "im like if the green goblin was a poofta"