[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[8nin]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[woman-becomer]

*adds something to my cart* I'm about to make an amazing digital purchase

[millllion-blog]

[wokeuplaughing]

mgs characters ranked by how well they could roll a joint

[wokeuplaughing]

I will not be taking any criticism. ocelot is on there twice because he got brainwashed himself into being better at it between games

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

reblog to pet his bald head

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[stupidpetface]

[stupidpetface]

[creepymutelilbugger]

fearsome fangs friday!!!!!!!!!! bite everyone

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[oneweirdtip]

tell me more

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Hey,.. if you were thinking about having sex today, I'm nonbinary fortnite.

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

message to all bitches

please survive

[konoko]

[amygdalae]

whenever Jerma turns his webcam on it shows a split-second frame of the last thing the webcam saw and today it was this: