(make america psycho again);;

;;Austin Montgomery. FBI Agent living in Lanford, NY. "Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return." LDV

[edenfuller]

“Hey.”

[austxnmontgomery]

[emil-gabor-deactivated20190723]

“No, I’m not suggesting you will. I just meant to say that the reason I might seem like an adult is because I have to raise my son on my own. There are various different circumstances which serve as a gateway to growing up.”

[austxnmontgomery]

"No, I know–" He let out a chuckle. "I know it's not the same thing, but I have a dog?"

[maisyrhodes-deactivated20160416]

Taking his welcoming as an instruction, Axel made his way into the residence, taking a quick look around before letting his eyes fall upon the boxes in which needed unpacking. Firstly of course, was the fragile objects. Bending down, he began to open it up before he was greeted by the very bubble wrap he had earlier mentioned. “Double.” He stated somewhat politely whilst he got on with matters.

[austxnmontgomery]

"I hope you don't mind the mess, there's just a lot of boxes and nowhere to put them..." Austin made his way to the kitchen, reaching for the glasses and a bottle of whisky. "So, are you new in town?" He inquired while pouring the liquid into the glasses. "Ice or neat?" 

[jadexhawthorne-blog]

Your life must be full of action, that sounds like fun. A few people want to do that for a living, I’m too much of a chicken to even think about it. Wow – are you saying I don’t wear tight clothes? You are such a liar. Ballet costumes are pretty tight.

[austxnmontgomery]

Sometimes people tend to think I don't have any paperwork to do, which I have, loads of. You should try out for the Bureau, though, you'd enjoy it. –I've never seen you at the ballet. "

[poppy-sterling]

We’re gonna need two heads. 

[austxnmontgomery]

I think we should find more people to help us.

[austxnmontgomery]

@edenfuller

"It's great to see your pretty face around again! I've missed you."

[vinalexander]

“Sex machine!? I haven’t had sex in like ten months. That’s not really a word that should describe me. —Alright, alright. Where’s your parents though? Shouldn’t they be here to help with this.”

[austxnmontgomery]

"Well, we're all in the same boat, brother." He shrugged, taking some objects from inside the boxes. "Which is somewhat hard to believe considering how attractive we are." A goofy laugh escaped his lips as he wrapped his arm around his best friend's shoulder and stroke his hair. "They should, but I think they're testing if I'm adult enough..."

[jizz-holt]

“Oh man tragic, dude. I mean I don’t do Halloween, but even I know it’s a time to get slutty.”

[austxnmontgomery]

"What would you dress up as, though? I mean, if you were into it?"

[vinalexander]

“My ego!? Ouch, I’m offended. I thought I was doing just fine maintaining the whole big headedness. But can you blame for enjoying myself? Look at me.. I’m pretty hot.”

[austxnmontgomery]

"I can't blame anyone for enjoying you, you little sex machine. Now come on, help me with those boxes over there."

[maisyrhodes-deactivated20160416]

“Hey, you said it, not I.”

“You mean ‘cause we just established you’re clumsy as Hell? Sure, why not. Just don’t blame me if anything gets damaged. After all, you’re trusting a stranger with fragile goods.”

[austxnmontgomery]

"They're wrapped up in bubble wrap, but you can't be too careful, right?" Austin walked away from the door to let the other in, "By the way, the whisky is over there. Thanks for helping me."

[jizz-holt]

“Sure I noticed them — right after I noticed your pectoral muscles and your chest hair. Bangin’ bod, you should take your shirt off more often. People are missing out.”

[austxnmontgomery]

"Compliments are very much appreciated, you're not that bad yourself." He let out a chuckle, of course he was joking. She was too pretty for her own good, or at least he thought so. "Though I'm not the kind that likes to, you know– I mean, while most guys were wearing costumes to show off their bodies on Halloween, I was Twisty from American Horror Story."

[emil-gabor-deactivated20190723]

“Having a child usually puts you on the speedway to adulthood. At least, it should. I hope my lessons are worth your time.”

[austxnmontgomery]

"I'm not sure I'll have a child... ever. But I am sure that your lessons will be very useful."

[austxnmontgomery]

✉︎ Bond

Bondgirl: Well I'd be a little alarmed if there were any.

Bondgirl: I mean, supposedly, and I don't know if this is true but, I heard they like to feed on...human blood? Isn't that crazy? Who would've thought?

Bond: what? i thought vampires only ate unicorns and rainbows

Bond: What do we do now?!!!

[courtneyblakex]

“That’s very sweet of you. I’ll think about it okay?”

[austxnmontgomery]

"Sounds great! I'm having a couple friends over this year so none of you will feel weird around my weird family."

[poppy-sterling]

Don’t put too much on that bet. You’d be surprised. 

[austxnmontgomery]

"Even if it is that bad, you know what they say... Two heads think better than one."

[jadexhawthorne-blog]

That’s fantastic news! How do you feel about it, are you nervous? Has anyone accused you of something?

[austxnmontgomery]

"I'm pretty excited, it's my absolute favorite thing to do, so... –Wait, I was talking about you wearing tight clothes. I've never accused you of anything."

[hrhprincessclarissa-blog]

“Wow, very old then,” Clarissa exclaimed as she carefully rewrapped the Christmas ornament and returned it to the box, “I’m categorizing this box as extra fragile then.” When Austin showed her an even older snow globe, she approached closer to inspect. “That’s incredible. The detail work here is stunning,” she lauded before curiosity prompted her to ask, “Do your parents really ship all of these antiques to you every holiday?” 

[austxnmontgomery]

"It really is." He had never actually paid much attention to that snow globe. It had always been there, but now that she had commented, he analyzed it more carefully and noticed how beautiful it really was. "Not really, our Christmas dinner is usually held in Seattle, but they asked me to host it this year." He explained, "Are you and Vin headed back home for Christmas?"