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Happy birthday, Reiji ⤠I still love you after all these years. Does anyone want to vibe to his character songs with me?
Anonymous:Ā Can you make a fic where Shu's s/o actually manages to make him blush really hard please? P.s keep up with the good work you're one of my favorite blogs! :3
āHappy birthday, Sleeping Beauty!ā
āSo noisyā¦.ā
āGood morning to you, too, asshole! Iāve got the best birthday present ever and I wonāt let you ruin it by being such a lazy bum. Come on!ā
āTch. Fine, fine. Where is it?ā
āWell, first you gotta wear this dress-ā
āNo.ā
āPlease.ā
āStill no.ā
āI hoped it didnāt come to this, but you left me no choice.ā
āWhat are you talking about?ā
āIf you donāt do as I say, I will tell everyone -yes, including your brothers- that youāre a diehard fanboy of Kou Mukami and you know all his songs.ā
āWhat do you want, you evil donut?ā
āJust wear this princess outfit and meet me in the ball room. Donāt worry, I bribed your siblings to get out of this place for the whole day.ā
āFine. Get out of here.ā
āGotcha, princess! Be there in five minutes!ā
āTch.ā
Ā Ā He glared at your exiting figure. Sighing, he picked up the pink dress that was covered with lace and frills. He really didnāt want to do this. He didnāt even want to get up. (Y/n)ās blackmail just seemed to cure his sleepiness.
Ā Ā It wasnāt that hard to put on. It was tailored a little to match his size comfortably. After putting on the crown, Shu retreated from his room. The lazy vampire raised his eyebrows as he passed down the hall.
Ā Ā There were newly placed pictures of him edited as Sleeping Beauty and other photos of himself and (Y/n) together.
Ā Ā He stopped by the door leading to his designated place. The eldest had heard voices.
āI owe yah nothinā!ā
āYou lost a bet! You should honour your stupid gamble and just do me this one favour!ā
āI could kill you and that neet right now, yah know-ā
āYeah, and Iām sure you will. Just do this for me please? I wonāt bother you again! Iāll even get you some more tomatoes or whatever else you need!ā
Ā Ā Shu entered while the two of you were heatedly arguing. It was a sight to behold. There was a small and purple castle fort in the background. You were in a skimpy maid outfit with a scowl on your face.
Ā Ā It wasnāt any of those that quickly got the celebrantās attention, though.Ā
Ā Ā Yuma was there. He wore a finely tailored Prince Charming costume. His hair was a lot neater than usual yet it was still messy at the same time. He still looked bloody ridiculous, though.
āHappy birthday!ā You unexpectedly squealed and pulled him into a tight hug.
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Yui: Wow, this mansion is so big.
Laito: You know what else is big?
Yui:Ā My love for Jesus, amen.
Gunna have to say goodbye, guys
Dear Faithful Readers,
Hey guys. Author-chan is here. Yes, I know I havenāt been posting ANYTHING for a couple of weeks. Iām sorry about that.
Schoolās a mess. It makes me wanna rip my head out and I, no matter what I do, canāt find the time to write. Itās a terrible feeling, you know, not being able to do something you love the most.
Not saying that Iām running away from the DL fandom! I love all of my precious babies so much! I wonāt ever stop loving my trash kids. I guess I just have to neglect them as much as Cordellia and Beatrix did to their own sons.
I love you all, guys. Iāll miss talking with you. Iāll miss writing for you. Iāll miss that feeling I get when one person likes what I do.
Itās not goodbye. Maybe when I get a weeklong break, Iāll be able to see you guys again! But before that happens, Iām sorry for disappointing all of you.
Hope you all will miss me,
Tana
Shu: I canāt take this anymore. Someone just take me out.
Subaru: In the date kind of way or the assassination kind of way?
Shu: I donāt care. Surprise me.
THIS IS THE BEST THING
Anonymous:Ā Hi!!! Could you do a scenario of the boys going to Disney?? (I really, really, really love your blog :3)
(Hello, Reader-chan! Itās been so long! Hope everyone enjoys this longer-than-usual drabble of our favourite vampires! Enjoy~)
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āORE-SAMA IS GOING TO THE BEST AND HIGHEST ROLLER COASTER AND NO ONE CAN STOP HIM!ā
āNe, Teddy, those women in princess costumes are beautiful! Hmm, do you think any of them wouldĀ like to be one of our dolls? Hehe~ā
āKanato-kun is right! There are so many to deflower! Nfu~ Iāll go and find lonely and naughty mommies whoād like to take a bite out of me~ā
āTch. I-itās not like I actually wanted to go here anyway! Hell,Ā whyād you all even come with me? I swear I just came here for⦠an assignment? Whatever.ā
āThis place is noisy. Oi, Laito, take me with you.ā
āIām off to investigate the teacup ride. Try not to get us kicked out in ten minutes? Ā Iāll see you all by four.ā
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āHow in the world did all of you manage to get us kicked out in nine minutes?!ā
Ayato crossed his arms.Ā āHow was Ore-sama supposed to know you can't push off an annoying kid off the roller coaster?! He was being a little shit!ā
The child-like brother sniffled pitifully;Ā tears fell on the top of his stuffed animalās head.Ā āT-Teddy and I only wanted to give those women candy and beautiful wedding dresses! Why did they report us? Iālllā¦. Iāll kill them!ā
āShu-kun and I had a little problem with the mean husbands of those mommies~ā Laito giggled at the memory. He seemed to be wearing Minnie Mouse ears on top of his hat.
Subaru clenched his fist.Ā āSome kid told me I looked like fucking Donald Duck! What the fuck?! How could I not punch him?!?ā
āHypocrite. You stole a teacup from the ride, Reiji.ā
āNowās not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human, deadbeat. Letās go before the mother of the child Subaru punched comes back.ā
āNfu~ can Laito-kun take care of her if she does come back?~ā
āNo.ā
gimme laito's dick!!
Only if you give me Reijiās love and affection firstĀ
Author-chan, *takes a deep breath* Are you a filipino?
Reader-chan... *bites lip*... yes, I am.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO REIJI!!
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Reiji's Birthday~
"Tch.... Why's everyone being so loud? Oh, it's you. Happy Birthday." "A TEA PARTY IS SO LAME! Ore-sama could definitely do better, four eyes! Let the master teach you the ways of partying." "It doesn't matter to me..... There's all sorts of cake! Teddy, which one should we try first?" "Happy Day of your Birth, big brother! Haaaa~? You don't want me to call you that? Hmmm, even after I gave you such a stunning lingerie!" "She dragged me out of my room for this shit? Hell no. Happy birthday, asshole. I'm out of here." "U-um..... Reiji-san, Happy Birthday! I bought you new test tubes and the latest book on chemicals!" "Thank you, Yui. At least one person's here decent enough to greet me properly. Now that that's finished, everyone please leave.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, REIJI
Author-chan: my sweet and lovable megane's birthday is today! I'm so happy! Reiji: I have no idea why you're excited. Author-chan: deal with it! I'm already getting cakes and tea and biscuits and balloons and other stuff for our tea party! Reiji: please send help.
Good luck!!!
Wow my answer's late- ļ¼¼(°o°ļ¼ļ¼I'm doing really okay at my school. It's really stressful, though! Hehe, thanks. I really need the luck (ļ¾ļ½„ェd)ļ¾
Hey, I love your blog but I have a question. I don't really understand what a headcanon is, the concept of a headcanon? Could you explain? Thx xx
Hello, dear Anon! (^ć»Ļć»^ )Canon- something that happened in the original series. It has been confirmed by any official person that has anything important to do with the story. It's basically not made by the fans.Headcanons, however, are made up of the fantasies and delusions all fangirls like me have. These are things that we want to happen but we are still painfully aware that these sorts of things will never be.Hope this helps~