Elsie LePlant

Writer of Edible smut 🍆

[authorelsieleplant]

Working on my first sports romance... and I fear that my love for a certain mafia sports series is bleeding through

[deceasedcardinal]

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Making a playlist for this current WIP but it's just I Want My Boyfriends To Kiss by Ashnikko on repeat with the occasional 'Space Girl' to break it up.

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Writing a monster x monster novella and curious about how evil they can be without it going too far 👀

[ringohazel]

Listen I just want to get gently caressed by a strange woods creature that strikes fear into the hearts of men

[authorelsieleplant]

Imagine you’re just trying to get some more supplies for your classroom when you come across a sentient dictionary?? Then when you bring him home, you realize that everything drawn in him can be utilized.. and people sure do like drawing dicks…

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Coming September 24th

[authorelsieleplant]

Imagine you’re just trying to get some more supplies for your classroom when you come across a sentient dictionary?? Then when you bring him home, you realize that everything drawn in him can be utilized.. and people sure do like drawing dicks…

[authorelsieleplant]

I know my reawakened Superman fixation will end up as a book. Time will tell in what way

[authorelsieleplant]

Say you’re a Texas author without saying you’re a Texas author

[lyonnerileyauthor]

monster boyfriends with carved muscles are great, don’t get me wrong. but I want more monster boyfriends with power lifter bodies. i’m talking a few inches of fat on top of their huge, sturdy bellies because they’re so strong they have to eat a whole deer every day just to sustain themselves. your monster boyfriend so focused on being the strongest for you that he needs the extra fat to burn. and it’s the perfect cushion for your ass when he’s pounding you senseless.

[writtenbyshireen-deactivated202]

my best friend: “you’re my favourite author.”

me: “that’s so fucking embarrassing bro…”

[ghostlightfalls]

Downtown map of Ghostlight Falls, current as of 6.30.25

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The most normal paranormal town you'll ever visit. Open for visitors this September.

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Ever want to visit a town where the map was a sentient himbo? How about the restaurant was run by a rat? There’s something not quite right about the local baker and there’s a demon wearing an apron shelving books in the bookstore. Maybe you could stop into the stationery store… if you can find it.

Thirteen of the best monster and sentient object romance authors are coming together to bring you the weirdness this fall.