#sentient objects

[benotafraid111]

Allow yourselves to believe that anything can be possible.

[chloroformcurry]

HVAAs, remember to thank your escorts!

(I’m not objectum but a lot of objectum ppl liked these on Twitter so I figured I’d add objectum tags)

[beastwhimsy]

meet Te Haerenga, the 74 year old 1951 bedford housetruck who has been roaming the valleys and coasts and mountains and fjords of Aotearoa for the better part of a century. An antique treasure with enough wild stories to fill several novels, Haerenga has most recently become home to a young sapphic couple looking for a bit of adventure. They have no idea what they're in for!

[ohmystarrynight]

My silly little prelude who LOOOOOVES the car wash so so so so so much

Now THATS a happy Honda :]

[kitt-the-cheetah]

My experience introjecting headmates

I don't understand why, after having a system collapse, suddenly cars appear

As of now we have KITT (Knight Rider), KARR (Knight Rider), Christine (Christine 1983), The Car (The Car 1977), Herbie (Herbie the love bug), DeLorean (Back to the Future), Ecto-1 (Ghostbusters), Jeepy (Jeep from Jurassic Park) and now we're questioning if we have the fucking vampire car from Ferat Vampire

All my brainmades went dormant and now all I have are sentient cars, wtf?????

[buggyrulez]

i wish i didn't suck at character design or I'd have more to add to this

[literally-a-spellbook]

📜 looking for a new wizard 📜

If you are a wizard who does any of the following this is ❌NOT❌ for you

• Only learns joke spells

• Can’t properly copy a spell from a scroll

• Isn’t committed to the craft of arcane study

• has a history of loosing their spell book

• Makes under 1000 gold a month. If you can’t afford parchment and components why are you a wizard.

• Refuses to learn any arcane identifying or analyzing spells

• Can’t keep a job, let alone an adventuring party

• Interest in conquering or pillaging.

I expect applications as I am a very sought after grimoire

[hugg-bees]

oh baby, you set my heart on fire!

edgar :] I don't draw him much, but the people seem to enjoy him

(please do not repost my art to other sites without permission! please do not use my characters or art for anything without permission.)