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authorette69

@authorette69

Musings from the sexiest authorette in the Entire Northeast Corridor.

138 posts

Jul 19

Who out there has been enjoying the works of Cassondra P Cunningham; Authorette

To All My Little Authorettes Out There

6h

whoever decided pineapples were erotic clearly never attempted to shove two up their own pretty little bumhole 🍍🍍🕳️

Jul 19

Who out there has been enjoying the works of Cassondra P Cunningham; Authorette

To All My Little Authorettes Out There

Jul 19

Has anyone ever asked the horny Trader Joe's employees where to find the clit? They'll walk you right to it; even offer a free sample.

Jul 19

Excuse eh 😘💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Jul 19

I'm soggy

I'm wet

I don't have no ragerts

May 2

I'm soggy

I'm wet

I don't have no ragerts

May 2

Excuse eh mi pussaei

🗜️💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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Apr 27

I'm soggy

I'm wet

I don't have no ragerts

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Apr 26

Has anyone ever tried asking a horny Trader Joe's crew member how to find the clit? They'll walk you right to it; even offer a free sample.

#Trader Joe's #clit talk #chatty clit #cassondra cunnningham #boston authorette #groceries #the more you know

Apr 24

georgeromerosanalcavity

whatever. i don’t even care. *visibly rock hard and leaking at the tip*

Apr 13

Always chop wood while flaccid.

#boston authorette #authorette problems #boston #wood #chopping accidents #self explanatory

Apr 13

Long ago, when I was but a fetal;authorette, I dreamt of becoming an orgasmatic chemist when I matured.

Here's the thing about B2B conversions.

We'll save that for the LinkedIn post.

Continuing on,

Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygenate My Heart [tap dance here] Stinky Sulfer Scented Farts Garbǎgę That You Call Your Art

Would anyone like to share their orgasmatic chemistry coming of age stories? Please, do write in.

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Apr 13

HOW

#authorette problems

Apr 12

slop slop slop

go ahead my little piggies, suckle away at my teat; slop slop sam altman loves these authorette titties slop slop slop

#authorette problems #boston authorette #writing community #artificial intelligence #sam altman #open ai #more like open gay-why amirite

Apr 9

I’ve always believed the science laboratory is the best place to fuck; not because the scent of ether mixed with acetone is one of the greatest aphrodisiacs known to womankind; no; because no one bats a false eyelash when a hot intern named Chad bursts into tears whilst balls deep in your pleasure pocket, what due to the laboratory safety goggles trapping in the acetone and ether.

#anatomy #physiology #pharmacology #medicine #medical school #doctors #medical laboratory science #balls deep

Apr 8

boobs

what aren't they good for?

#boston authorette #romance books #book recommendations #authorette problems #likki licked #booktok #writing community

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