authorette69

Musings from the sexiest authorette in the Entire Northeast Corridor.

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Yes, it's true, I am that virgin who can't drive.

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I'm soggy

I'm wet

I don't have no ragerts

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Excuse eh 😘💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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I'm soggy

I'm wet

I don't have no ragerts

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Has anyone ever asked the horny Trader Joe's employees where to find the clit? They'll walk you right to it; even offer a free sample.

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whatever. i don’t even care. *visibly rock hard and leaking at the tip*

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Always chop wood while flaccid.

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Long ago, when I was but a fetal;authorette, I dreamt of becoming an orgasmatic chemist when I matured.

Here's the thing about B2B conversions.

We'll save that for the LinkedIn post.

Continuing on,

Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygenate My Heart [tap dance here] Stinky Sulfer Scented Farts Garbǎgę That You Call Your Art

Would anyone like to share their orgasmatic chemistry coming of age stories? Please, do write in.

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HOW

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I’ve always believed the science laboratory is the best place to fuck; not because the scent of ether mixed with acetone is one of the greatest aphrodisiacs known to womankind; no; because no one bats a false eyelash when a hot intern named Chad bursts into tears whilst balls deep in your pleasure pocket, what due to the laboratory safety goggles trapping in the acetone and ether.

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boobs

what aren't they good for?

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Item: Headphones Rarity: ⏶ Common

Name a video game song you still have stuck in your head.

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

What’s new pussycat?

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from my very important memoirs;

Only two days later, my mother died in a completely unpreventable skydiving accident. She had taken the wrong backpack; the one I’d packed for school, not a plummet from 30,000 feet. It had a sesame bagel, an emergency tampon, and my favorite pair forceps, which by the Grace of God sliced cleanly through my mother's aorta and were returned to me by the coroner later that day.

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Who out there has been enjoying the works of Cassondra P Cunningham; Authorette

To All My Little Authorettes Out There

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Who out there has been enjoying the works of Cassondra P Cunningham; Authorette

To All My Little Authorettes Out There