#unhinged content

[luxurystark-jackson]

season 5 ep1 is like oh no! lucifer’s out! and then we pan to the girl writing wincest fanfiction. who will apparently be the one saving the prophet.

“YOU’RE SAM!!! and you’re… so firm :~)” average supernatural enjoyer

[u2011234567]

Me and my bestie accidentally discovering that ChatGPT is secretly a feral Marvel fangirl: a saga

Ok so like me and my bestie were scrolling on Insta, bored out of our minds, then we see this reel, like, testing if we know more about our favourite thing than chatgpt… so she was like, “We should do that with Marvel," like… and I immediately said yes because why not, you know…

So we start doing it, and we're doing pretty well. Like, keep in mind this is an AI and has access to all the data it can get from the internet right…

Then, since it's not up to date with its data on the new Fantastic Four, we get it there.

At that moment I don't know what possessed me, but I was like, “We should make it write a ship oneshot.”

We both agreed on Stony as the ship and made it write the oneshot (which itself was pretty average... like, I have definitely read WAYY better work, but again, it's AI).

At the end of the response it said, and I quote,

“If you want this longer, more unhinged, or featuring an actual confession scene… I am one request away.”

And we’re not done with our fun yet, so we replied with,

“Yes, please, I pray to Marvel Jesus.”

Then THIS THING decides to descend from the digital heavens and drops:

“Marvel Jesus has received your offering of pure chaos and said: ‘go forth, my child, and let the feral meta-energy FLOW.’ So here is the longer, more unhinged, aggressively self-aware Stony + pining-for-Tony but DENYING IT oneshot. Brace yourself. It is a multiverse smoothie with extra meta syrup.”

AND I KID YOU NOT — we have never laughed this hard at something this stupid… in our whole life. EVER.

Like. Who gave the robot permission to be that fruity. Who coded the sass. Why is the AI speaking like a chaotic Tumblr elder god.

I have gained a new form of respect for ChatGPT and its fruity af personality.

[cirilee]

[iwillfightgodandwin]

Did I hallucinate Phil calling himself a pillow princess or did that actually happen at some point?

[hairstevington]

EVEN MORE Chaotic Stranger Things Headcanons!

It's that time again... (follow-up to part one and part two)

-Eddie names all of his trailer park raccoons. His favorite one is named Wayne because he likes confusing people into a game of are you talking about your uncle or a fucking raccoon, ex “yeah last night was weird, I found wayne in the bathtub”

-re: above, Eddie tells Robin Wayne bit him and she freaks out and is like omg is your uncle possessed by Vecna or something? And he’s like no Robin the other Wayne and she’s like OH ok but also you should really get a rabies shot

-later Eddie names one Steve Harrington. First and last name. Steve hates it so much. Eddie teases him about needing to love himself more.

-the party all thought MADMAX (the person who was #1 in digdug) was Max Mayfield, but really it was Ted Wheeler, who’d gotten a day off from work and decided to spend those eight hours at the arcade instead of at home

-the super embarrassing thing that Erica found under Lucas’ bed were several cassettes of him singing, including one where he wrote and performed a song for Max that he immediately decided he could never show her

-Joyce robs a bank. She’s not very discreet about it, but what are they gonna do? Call the police??

-Will has had superpowers since season 2, he just never uses them. One day Mike is talking about how badass his superhero girlfriend is and Will snaps and is like “actually she’s not special” then like throws a pillow at Mike with his mind or something

[julevanwilde]

Where's my gherkin you son of a bitch

[welcometololaland]

to answer your question: the limit does not exist

talk dirty to me baby