Rubbish

Lisa. California. English Major. Author in Training. Art teacher. Daydreamer. Avid Reader. Wanderer. Brunette. Bored.

[halfagony-halfhope]

Bingley: *Tells Darcy that they’re going to the Meryton Assembly*

Darcy:

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[unclebeanbag]

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

[powerburial]

getting random sharp pain in your organs is a lot like when your check engine light comes on in your car. you dont know what it means so you just ignore it and hope you dont blow up

[theacemagpie-art]

“Say ‘Nevermore,’” said Shadow. “Fuck you,” said the raven.”

- American gods, by Neil Gaiman

[saladmander]

‘you’re all lesbians now, america’

[xweetok]

NICK BEING CAUGHT OFFGUARD BY CRASH BANDICOOT IN SKYRIM IS MY CURRENT HIGHLIGHT OF 2017

[residentevil2-deactivated201603]

friend: wyd

me: studying

friend: let’s gossip

me: 

[pr1nceshawn]

Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

[thahalfrican]

[pr1nceshawn]

Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

[thahalfrican]

[pr1nceshawn]

Amputees With A Great Sense Of Humor

[bulwarksbrain]

This means a lot to me

[nunyabizni]

That Buzz Lightyear one killed me

[undeadwill]

These are the best.

[reformed-roark]

[darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey-dea]

These kind of people are my favorite bless them

[angrybeardedbastard]

Sense of humor is everything

[ruavermelha]

[tereozil]

Laugh From Around The World In Messages.

From fb.

[thembobot-deactivated20241025]

- Duck

[authorintraining]

Me: *Does not go on tumblr for months*

Also me: *Somehow has more followers than ever*

[aquaristlifeforme]

Shasta is comfortable with us putting clothing on him. This was a behavior that had to be trained over a few weeks. It makes for super cute pictures but it also can be useful for things like applying medication/ice on his body somewhere, or wearing a cast, or even covering his face from a visual stressor.

[angry-eevee]

adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore

[garrulus]

[thatsthat24]

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