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Ok so...

So I've decided to keep all the short stories (and the songs that inspired them) pinned at the top of my blog. Read through it if y'all want but here they are.

(more will be added as time goes on [probably {if I get inspired by new music}])

Lemme know what y'all think and please feel free to leave feedback. (Also should I put them up on Wattpad or should I migrate to AO3 eventually?)

Wargblod inspired by Wargblod by Orbit Culture.

The Ship of Doom inspired by The Ship of Doom by Xandria

The Binding of Fenrir inspired by My Heart I Surrender by I Prevail.

Executive Dysfunction inspired by nothing really lol

Adding a link to another book! (This is one I've been working on for a very long time. Like so many retcons have happened to get this book where it is. And ofc I'm not 100% happy with it, but at this point there's too much cannon detailed here to start over again)

Adding a link to yet another Book!! (This one is the sequel to the one above, slightly more coherent, slightly better ending. Maybe.)

Adding a link to Yet Another Book!!! This one was fun to write. Much better ending. imho.

Edit: I can now be found on AO3! My name there is Solomon Whitecrest

#writing #fiction #short story #short stories #fantasy #my writing

cheddar-baby

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

@keenkryptonut

@autism-georg

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

@keenkryptonut

@autism-georg

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

@keenkryptonut

@autism-georg

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

@keenkryptonut

@autism-georg

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

@keenkryptonut

@autism-georg

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

@keenkryptonut

@autism-georg

which side do you think is the front side of US coins?

president side

other side

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours

itspronouncedfeckyou

yeah okay sure you're a cosmic being beyond human comprehension. im a comic being beyond human comprehension. and they love me

itspronouncedfeckyou

they love me

itspronouncedfeckyou

youu cantm dk this to me.,

itspronouncedfeckyou

IM BEING CURUSED.

unyieldingsilence

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a-queer-seminarian

Marilyn that is quite the run-on first sentence

Oh baby fight

See them jousting

So cute, I love it!

Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

shnowyfox

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

yoshisnothere-deactivated202006

derinthescarletpescatarian

Life must be a rollercoaster for the D class. You live in a shitty prison cell for the remainder of your probably extremely short life. One day some security guards show up and take you to a big room where a scientist tells you to copy an image onto some paper. You do. The scientist shrugs and writes something down and you're taken back.

One day a scientist hands you a poptart and says "eat this". You say "is it full of some kind of fucked up interdimensional poison". The scientist says "eat it or that security guard will tase you and tie you down and make you eat it". You eat the poptart. It is not full of fucked up interdimensional poison, but it is kind of stale. You describe the taste to the scientist and he shrugs and writes something down and you go back to your shitty cell.

One day a security guard takes you to a big room and there's a flute sitting on a table. A scientist tells you "play Hot Cross Buns on that". You explain that you do not know how to play the flute. You are instructed to try. You play the flute and get immediately get dragged into some incomprehensible shadow dimension and torn to pieces for no reason that makes any sense to you. You are very lucky to have survived so long and died so quickly.

derinthescarletpescatarian

This guy will spend hours staring at his blank wall and wondering what the fuck was in that chamber and why they thought he might know.

ymfingsteadilyon

Image transcription:

Experiment Log 426-1. Date: [censored] Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.

End of description.

impossiblepackage

shout out to those guys who woke up one day and found out they were going to explore the potato dimension

frog-with-thumbs

Those weren't D class. That was a squad of fully trained and equipped mtf agents.who got sent to the potato dimension.

derinthescarletpescatarian

They did complain that they had to go instead of D class, though.

badassdemonsword

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