Speaking of bad luck and trouble

Essie. 30. Early to bed, early to rise. Crab all day, make up lies. In search of one big wife and a really big bonfire.

[ryanlewisandclark]

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

[ryanlewisandclark]

i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.

[sullencrab]

Is FBI cops

[sullencrab]

Well at the end of the day the barber did turn me into a very handsome butch so at least they have something going for them

[kradhe]

Feeding paper figurines, Air Panas Village , Malaysia

Paper figurines of servants are ‘fed’ and made fit and well satiated to serve their masters in the nether world. At the end of a day of prayers and rituals in the ‘Festival of the Hungry Ghosts’, these figures are then put to the fire to facilitate their passage to their new posts.

[natequarter]

nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problème

[laurapalmergraduates]

AAGPBL player Betsy Jochum and a fan in 1951.

[jetix]

Mt. Tsubakurodake, 2012-09-22

[rarebritney]

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[artist-magritte-deactivated2020]

Time transfixed via Rene Magritte

Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

dumb ass accidentally painted a train instead of a fire

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

rene magritte has talent but this is a rookie mistake

[sullencrab]

Making stupid purchases and it's hot and smoky

[ecranimaginaire]

SANDRA HÜLLER as Sandra Voyter ANATOMIE D’UNE CHUTE (2023, dir. Justine Triet)

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[parakavka]

I had a dream that I went to a video rental store (???) and they had a gundam manga where everything was the same except the entire cast was cambrian creatures (?????)

[cutecipher]

the worlds last funny image has died in captivity

[sullencrab]

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[thishasgonehorribly]