Speaking of bad luck and trouble

Essie. 30. Early to bed, early to rise. Crab all day, make up lies. In search of one big wife and a really big bonfire.

[ryanlewisandclark]

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

[ryanlewisandclark]

i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.

[smsomah]

Oualata, Mauritania. Scanned from the book Sahara; Jean-Loïc Le Quellec; 2004; photos by Tiziana & Gianni Baldizzone

[herpsandbirds]

Annamites Giant Horned Frog (𝘔𝘦𝘨𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘳𝘺𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘴), family Megophryidae, from the Annamite Mountains of Vietnam and Laos

Newly described (2026)

Females reach a snout vent length of a little over 13cm (5.12 in), which is rather large for this genus.

photographs by Jodi Rowley, et al.

[jetix]

2011-07-29

[oatmealdiva]

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

[rabbiteclair]

scientists have recently announced that exoplanet HR 3499a is no longer believed to be potentially capable of supporting life, after new spectroscopic readings indicated that it doesn't even have a dishwasher. "i mean, it doesn't even have a fucking dishwasher," said the lead researcher. "I guess you could live there, but, like, would you really want to?"

[smsomah]

Imbabura Province, Ecuador, 1949. Rolf Blomberg

[kradhe]

Feeding paper figurines, Air Panas Village , Malaysia

Paper figurines of servants are ‘fed’ and made fit and well satiated to serve their masters in the nether world. At the end of a day of prayers and rituals in the ‘Festival of the Hungry Ghosts’, these figures are then put to the fire to facilitate their passage to their new posts.

[natequarter]

nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problème

[laurapalmergraduates]

AAGPBL player Betsy Jochum and a fan in 1951.

[jetix]

Mt. Tsubakurodake, 2012-09-22

[rarebritney]

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[artist-magritte-deactivated2020]

Time transfixed via Rene Magritte

Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

dumb ass accidentally painted a train instead of a fire

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

rene magritte has talent but this is a rookie mistake

[sullencrab]

Making stupid purchases and it's hot and smoky

[ecranimaginaire]

SANDRA HÜLLER as Sandra Voyter ANATOMIE D’UNE CHUTE (2023, dir. Justine Triet)

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.