could eve be our idol?

could she lead us through the light?

[mrsterlingeverything]

If u havent been following me for long and need to be caught up im on a journey to the underworld to rescue the soul of my hamster.

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[flunkett]

all i do anymore is display symptoms

[cognitohazardous]

mutual 1: end-of-the-rope suicideposting

mutual 2: the new dandys world event is mid as fuck

mutual 3: liveblogging a foursome

mutual 4: on lunch break

mutual 5: went missing 2 years ago

[anchovy]

Everyone got that one friend that was a failed vessel for something greater 🤣🤣🤣

[toddsolondz]

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

[theprincehamlet]

topical

[toddsolondz]

oh my god hamlet

[cilantrhoes]

green 🟢🟢🟢🟢💚💚🟩🍏🟩🟩🥬buge pls be quieter 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫💚🟢🤫🍏🤫🟩🟩🍏🤫🍏🤫💚💚💚💚🟩💚🐛🐛🐛🪲🪲

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.

[izzetheking]

So you don't care about leafs/berrys no more?... Lol..

ok when did i say that

[kosmogrl]

[ryebreadgf]

[kewaizii]

Santos would def go with whitaker at furry cons 🐉🐁

[yuridiva39]

Kris deltarune as a cookie 🩷🍎yay

[northirish]

Do NOT find inner peace, join my blood cult instead

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

the cruel doctor pepper experimented on me and now im the first human soda hybrid

[dogpuppy]