the elric brothers are both autistic

also Edward is trans. i don’t make the rules

[phantomrose96]

You know the. You know the Femme Fatale "I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight" character?

That's

That's Roy Mustang

Just the opposite.

Roy "I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to disguise covert information reconnaissance as flirting" Mustang.

"I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to weaponize my sexual charm to disarm others and win favor."

Roy led every higher-up to believe he was just a fuckboy and a manwhore in this for his own ego and that they shouldn't view him as any kind of violent revolutionary like "no sir I'm just a slut."

Roy Mustang.

[phantomrose96]

I'm surprised I didn't say this in the original post but to specify: Roy Mustang grew up in a brothel, specifically he grew up adopted by a woman running a brothel where, specifically, all the women there are in the business of covert information reconnaissance by playing escort to important politicians.

Which. is an absolutely batshit primary character backstory to mention once, late in the series, and then immediately move on from.

And actually Hiromu Arakawa did it so well that every single fan interpretation of Roy Mustang for the FMA03 anime treated him as an honest to god man-slut. Bought his whole act hook line and sinker.

And you do, in fact, need to get further into the manga/Brotherhood to realize he is just acting like a slut because surely a true and honest hand-to-god slut like this guy wouldn't be overthrowing the government.

[mmelete]

Has this been done before? 😅

[autistic-elrics]

ID: Simple four panel Fullmetal Alchemist cartoon. Ling is facing Edward and Alphonse, and says, "Your armor is so nice, Alphonse! That must have cost you and arm and a—" Ling freezes, face going from smiling to frowning; he knows he's fucked up. Last panel is Edward's face, eyes big and smiling with barely contained rage. Ed asks, "A what, ling"

[naasog]

🌿Another part of FMA Stardew AU🌿

[eternalera]

love that fmab spreads the agenda that if you love someone you respect their wishes. Like with ed not using to philosophers stone to get als body back. Like with Roy not using human transmutation to save Riza. With both instances there was a very real chance that they would be lost but since they didn’t want their loved ones to do a certain thing to save them they didn’t. Tbh I like that a lot more than going against someone’s wishes to save them especially since it feels like they respect the person a lot more

[uncannycookie]

somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree

[clionadraws]

Finished my fullmetal print 🩷

[cookiekappa]

You can’t see Ed’s airpods but he’s actually listening to Hilary Duff’s Come Clean

[autistic-elrics]

ID: fanart of Ed and Alphonse Elric sitting in the rain. Ed is smiling with his eyes closed, head tilted skyward; Alphonse is in his armor form, also looking upward.

[capripian]

god ling accepting greed is really fucking funny actually. literally everybody else in the scene is like "what the fuck" and "why aren't you fighting it" and "it'll kill you" but ling is a particular kind of freak and he's just like ">:) everything is going according to plan"

[halloween-cats]

@waitineedaname

[ospreyonthemoon]

His entire "plan" for gaining immortality and becoming The Emperor Of An Entire Country is just

Go to place with immortality rock (considered a myth)

Ask people there about immortality rock until i find it

Yoink

Tell dad i am immortal, Win

And it basically works out without a hitch

He has to cross a whole desert. He does it. He collapses of hunger in front of the one guy who'd take pity on him. The literal first people he finds in amestris to ask about the philosopher's stone are two of the only people in the whole of amestris who really properly know about it. They do not help him find one. He gets thrown in a prison, but almost immediately gets broken out by someone he doesn't know just because he strikes a deal with them. Turns out philosopher's stones can't just be eaten and are actually like. Sentient beings that possess bodies sort of. Would be bad news, except one just got executed and he happened to end up in front of the person making them who wants a new Stone Guy and goes "well, you happen to be perfectly suited to the Requisite Trait this stone is all about!" And literally Just Fucking Gives it to him. Normally the stone would kill his soul and take his body but no worries! This stone is the one single homunculus who ling can go "hey but like..... what if you didn't kill me, tho?" To and have them go "...yeah alright" and ling just sort of bullies him into friendship.

This is THE SINGLE WORST PLAN EVER but somehow ling just styles it out as if every result he gets here is exactly what he expected. Every time reality, quite rightly, tries to put a stop to things, coincidence, luck and serendipity always just turn up Ling.

[fma-a-day]

warmup panel redraw!

[Image Description: Edward and Alphonse Elric when they are young children, very sleepy, with Al holding onto Ed. End ID.]

[ripkushinamilf-deactivated20230]

12 yr old ed writing a letter bragging to winry about how easy the exam was for him with his Very Obviously Twelve Years Old handwriting made me experience some emotions

[ripkushinamilf-deactivated20230]

AAAA

[waitingforthecat]

Image description: a screenshot from Fullmetal Alchemis (2003) showing Ed writing a letter. The text is in simple blocking letters, the words are partly obscured: “”But for me, it was too easy. The exa (obscured) were suprised to see what a great (obscured) I am, well I could easily guess the (obscured) ence, so it wasn´t surprising for me (obscured) you know that too don´t (obscured)”

Two tumblr replies both by electrictype. The first reads: “He´s left handed?!” The second reads: “Oh wait” end Image description

[the-east-art]

I love Hohenheim cuz I don’t think he actually means to be so mysterious and vague I just think he legitimately is bad at communicating and has no social skills

[dyingroses]

#dude who seems mysterious and cryptic and ominous and evil maybe we just don't know ooooh what is he planning he's so mysterious#BUT HE'S JUST#TERRIBLE AT SOCIAL INTERACTION

[uncannycookie]

somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree

[character-of-all-time]

ROUND 1: NINA TUCKER (fullmetal alchemist) VS ALEXANDER TUCKER (Fullmetal Alchemist!)

FIGHT

nina

alexander

Voting ended onApr 13, 2023

[character-of-all-time]

remember everyone: if there is a perfect tie, they will both move on as a team :D

[james-silvercat]

[mrcloudyfun]

Why does this feel like it's a rigged vote?

[character-of-all-time]

i see it more as an exercise in collaboration. can we ensure this girl and her dog stay by eachothers side? lets see!

[character-of-all-time]

congratulations everyone. we did it. with the power of teamwork, 63,000 of us came together to keep this girl and her dog from being separated. it was an arduous week with many ups and downs, but we stuck through to the end. it just goes to show that the best way to bring this website together is by the one (or two) scene(s) that traumatized us all as children. collectively, we managed to once again make the same fucking joke. i am so proud of you all.

[weirdoldmanhoho]

(bolts upright in bed)

Ed’s sudden growth spurt at the end was a sign that his connection to Al’s body was failing and Al was getting dragged back to the gate.

Like I knew this, but it just dawned on me that Ed getting taller in the last part of the series is not just a visual representation of his character growth and his maturing as things creep towards the finale, but it’s LITERALLY the most obvious sign that Al’s time in the armor is running out.

The context of why Ed is shorter than average and his connection with Al’s body and soul manages to make Ed getting taller - and finally getting taller than Winry, something he’s wanted for the whole series, something that should seem like a victory for him after all the teasing people have done - almost bittersweet. Maybe even ominous if you think too hard about it.

And maybe that’s why there’s never a moment where people point it out, why it’s never played for a joke, why there’s never a moment of victory for Ed when he realizes it. I’d always attributed the lack of reaction to Ed finally getting taller to the rising tension and the foreboding tone of the last part of the story. No one comments on Ed’s height, because things are THAT BAD. Ed doesn’t notice because he’s THAT WORRIED about the Promised Day.

But it’s not just that things are Serious with a capital S and most of the running gags have been abandoned at this point, it’s also that Ed getting SIGNIFICANTLY taller very quickly is a very bad sign for Al and the state of his soul.

The turning point is Ed’s injury in Baschool - either because nearly dying weakened the connection or because Ed used his own life force and tapping into his own soul/life messed with the connection, or because his body just needed all the energy and nutrients possible to survive, which meant less to give to Al’s body, is unclear, but Al lasted for 4/5 years in the amor with no problem, and then Ed almost dies, and suddenly Al starts getting dragged back to the gate and immediately afterwards Ed gains like a foot of height in like six months.

[silentwalrus1]

“FMA is bad because it portrays war criminals as sympathetic, likable people” bro that’s the point. That’s the whole point. That is THE point. Did you think Ethnic Cleanser is some kind of special category of person that gets separated away from all the Good People at birth? Did you think there’s some kind of barn full of Genocide Doers that only gets deployed into the general public during world wars? Did you think assholes who do terrible shit in real life are never charming or likable or capable of doing good things and helping people? One of the best parts of FMA is how we the audience realize that some of our core protags have made irredeemable choices, and we have to reckon with the fact that they’re still people, with the unalienable rights and qualities thereof. Sorry if the Problematics aren’t constantly wearing a dunce cap and a list of all their crimes and this makes the media incomprehensible to you  

[astraltrickster]

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[bulkhummus]

“The heroes during times of war, are nothing but mass murderers during times of peace.“ “Is it alright for me to believe in a future that everyone can live in happiness?”

“If the ways of this world are based on equivalent exchange, as alchemy says, then in order to allow for a new generation to enjoy good fortune, the price that we must pay, is to carry the bodies of the dead across a river of blood.“

“You’re thinking on too large a scale there, kid. If we don’t want to drive ourselves crazy, we can only deal with what’s directly in front of us.”

“Men are not men on the battlefield. We turn into some other creature. You can do the cruelest things… It doesn’t even matter if it’s an order or not. To protect yourself, your mind shuts out any emotions you have. It’s like a steel door. But once the war is over, you can’t keep it closed forever.

“Can you really hold the woman you love, with your blood stained hands?“

“I will do anything it takes to be the man she loves. I will survive this war. And when I return home, I will swallow every horrible thing I’ve done here, and I will smile when I’m with her. I swear on my life.” 

“Look straight at the people you kill. Don’t take your eyes off them for a second. And don’t ever forget them because they won’t forget you.”

“Those people had us playing right at the palms of their hands, didn’t they? I guess it doesn’t matter what we do. We’ll never be the ones in control.”

“What kind of madness is this? scolded by a child, Lectured by a man who has been my enemy (turns to Hawkeye) and you, I’ve done it again… I’ve hurt you. How foolish can one man be? Please forgive me.”

“I don’t know if you actually exist or not, God; but cut me some slack. Even a guy like me needs a break. Please, let me enjoy the happiness of having a cup of coffee with my family.”

[tomochingus-moved-courtmartialm]

hi…hiiiii ^__^. hiii :3 hiiiii. gives you transmasc riza and leaves

[uncannycookie]

somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree

[watanuk-i]

[Image Description: a series of edward elric in the future in scenarios similar to those that tony hawk faces in real life.

1. person looking at ed’s ID: huh, elric. like that alchemist? ed: yeah. person: wonder what he’s up to these days. ed: (tired) this.

2. kid: are you the fullmetal alchemist? ed: yep. kid: no you’re not. ed: ok, i’m not. kid: ...are you though, for real? ed: i am, for real. kid: (confused) i thought you’d look younger. ed: (exhausted) me too.

3. person: edward elric? that’s my favourite alchemist! ed: I’ll tell him.

4. kid walking up to the table ed and al are sitting at: are you the fullmetal alchemist? ed: uh, yeah... kid: why? (ed raises an eyebrow and then zones out looking like he’s having an existential crisis.) End Description]