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guerrillatech

Amazing

cargopantsman

dankmemeuniversity

sillybullshitcollector

Okay, I know that the "and there was only one bed" trope is a huge thing, but I would die for "the car is broken in the middle of nowhere so we're gonna stay here until helps arrives in the morning, completely alone, sleeping together just a few inches away".

Can you picture it? The YEARNING of having that person you are in love with at arms length but not being able to touch them. You're so close that you can hear their breath, but you CAN'T feel the warmth of their skin. The SEXUAL TENSION of being confined together in such a small place, where no one is around in miles. And it's even greater if they are enemies because if something happened no one would know they were together. Perhaps this thought is crossing both of their minds but they are idiots that prefer to be in pain than actually confess their feelings.

justgirlythings

Well… since a thread blew up on twitter about me being a lesbian I thought I’d officially just reintroduce myself to those of you who don’t know. My name’s Becky. I created this blog when I was 13 with the help of a few girls. Honestly, it was a joke that kind of blew up. Somehow I brought joy to girls and boys all across the world (”justgirlythings” but literally any man or woman could laugh/relate to this blog) and that’s all I really could’ve asked for when creating this. The above picture is me and my fiancée Chelsi.

I’d like to thank you all for coming along on this journey with me for the past decade.

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ithrowshoesatconservatives

this gets so much funnier when you consider that people literally just live on mount everest, there's a perfect parallel between random europeans "discovering" a mountain that people already live on and medical professionals suddenly discovering autism despite people having it going back god knows how long

angelicguy

guys when they think a girl is hot: she is objectively attractive

girls when they think a guy is hot: yeah hes hot but only if you think of a german coal mine from 1882 that hes forced to work in to provide for his family of 12. he gives off that vibe

angelicguy

sometimes i think i cracked the code

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void-flesh

this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen

zeverity

Important context: they’re married to each other.

wellthisisembarrassing

A full color commission for @von9!

#look at my baby #i love him so much and he looks so GOOD

dilfgmancoolatta

youve heard of “press f to pay respects” now get ready for

secretaryofdarkness

Never seen a button prompt in a video game that asked so politely. I think I WILL press O to spend time with the boys, thank you very much

adampvrrish

HELPKFNDJDBDJS

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daddywarbats

As an ex-theater employee,

Fucking Yikes

Asymptomatic carriers

I have seen hell and it is cinema customers who feel they can trash the place and abuse the staff. Plexiglass will not stop them.

Asymptomatic carriers

Keeping a theater clean was already a nightmare, good luck keeping a plague out. Half the time, the PPE kits are impossible to find or access, the other half they’re not restocked on the regular. And during busy seasons? Good luck finding gloves, let alone cleaning supplies. The theaters would never order appropriately. That was during non-pandemic conditions - now? Idk, man.

In some places, employees under a certain age can’t legally do biohazard cleanup, so what does shoving a thermometer at someone count as? God, the logistics here get more hinky the longer you think about it.

Some customers can’t even handle getting carded, so I can’t imagine shoving a thermometer at their forehead

How you gonna enforce social distancing???? The way seats are set up, you can’t.

You know who usually works at theaters consistently? People that fall into high risk categories, because theaters are usually the one place that hires constantly and doesn’t give AF as long as you show up to your shift.

Speaking of that, theaters tend to have a policy of punishing employees for being sick or basically ensuring they are so afraid of losing their job that they’ll come in sick. I myself was punished (threatened with being fired, actually) because I had the audacity to have complications from pneumonia and wanted more time to recover. I can practically guarantee that employees with COVID-19 still showing up for shifts will be a thing.

God, what a fucking mess. I feel sorry for the people who will be forced to come back to work in those theaters. It’s not safe.

c3rvida3

The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would “ruin the look”, but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it’d be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.

saltykingsalty

Why couldn’t this have been a one time I dreamt

c3rvida3

Coking the stage (mopping it with diluted soda so it’s a little sticky) is a legitimate low-budget tactic for slick floors, but he just poured so much Pepsi on the floors that for about a whole week, it was audible.

Maybe the course of true love would run a little fucking smoother if we didn’t have to ford your Pepsi river, DAVID.