I drink formaldehyde

#1 despiser of any Portman. Bg credits to mister-mickey on here. My pfp is my own bloody picture.

[autistic-necromancer]

Someone told me to update this, so I will.

My names Enoch O'Connor.

The #1 hater of the Portman bloodline and #2 hater of the 'evil' alliance.

What else is there to say?

[h0ll0wgasts]

THE EGGS ARE HATCHING!!! I REPEAT THE HOLLOW EGGS ARE HATCHING!!!!

@thelast-h0llowhunter @h0llow-xpl0re wtf do we do!! The rest of the eggs are beginning to crack and a wooden fence isn’t strong enough to keep them in place

Every peculiar in miss peregrines loop please stay indoors until further notice and do NOT leave the house

@fionaintheflowers @that-beekeeper @autistic-necromancer @henrythebee @headmistress-peregrine @wynthestrongwoman

[autistic-necromancer]

HOLLOW EGGS??? MY GOD, THIS IS WHY I NEVER STEP FOOT NEAR THE STATES!

[backmouthclaire]

Enoch, these are in our backyard. They're from that hole I feel into.

[autistic-necromancer]

They be in Jacob's backyard??? I'm stuck in an elevator shaft righ' now, how was I supposed to know!?

[backmouthclaire]

OH I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE PAY ATTENTION! How do you think I find out anything about this damn situation? The blog posts. BECAUSE APPARENTLY NOBODY IS EXPLAINING ANYTHING TO ME!

[thefirefindsahomeinme]

They're HATCHING?! Oh my birds WHY DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE!!

[backmouthclaire]

I mean, I threatened Tatterleg... Is that good? But yes, this keeps getting worse and worse and I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN FOOD! Or Bunny! Bunny is still on the floor and I can't reach him. @autistic-necromancer are you freed from the elevator yet?

[thefirefindsahomeinme]

I am so proud of you.

SOMEONE PLEASE GET HER FOOD, I AM ABOUT TO COME TO THE DAMN HOSPITAL MYSELF.

[backmouthclaire]

Please do, I'm by myself and Enochs stuck in an elevator and Tatterleg won't tell me what he's prescribed me and nobody is letting me take the medicine until we find out and the pain is back, Emma, and everything hurts so very much and I want Bunny and I'm hungry!

[thefirefindsahomeinme]

Alright I'm coming Claire. I'll be there as soon as I can and we'll get Bunny and some food for you.

@everyone I'm going to the hospital to be with Claire. Don't be alarmed, just keep yourselves safe.

[backmouthclaire]

Yay, please hurry. I'm not sure where Miss Peregrine is, or if she's ever gonna visit so if maybe you or @wynthestrongwoman or @thelast-h0llowhunter could get ahold of her and convince her to visit me as well that would be great...

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Claire honey I hate that I have to do this to you but I have no contact with miss pereginre. Please ask Claire since I asked the other me to get in contact with her

Sadly she isn’t answering any of our calls

[backmouthclaire]

What do you mean she's not answering your calls...?

[h0llow-xpl0re]

She just isn’t picking up the phone at all, I tried contacting other ymbrines that are close by or someone that works in the peculiar government but no one is helping me get to her or ANYONE

[backmouthclaire]

@headmistress-peregrine where are you?! You said you'd be here YESTERDAY! WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ANYONES CALLS?! @isabelcuckoo are you two ok?! Please tell me you are! Please!

[isabelcuckoo]

Children, we are in an important meeting.

Stay out of any trouble or problems until we get back!

Miss P and I are in complete safety, I assure you.

[h0llow-xpl0re]

Woman…… FUCK THE MEETING

Claire is fucking dying and is in a hospital because she’s swallowed something from a baby hollow

Have have the rest of the baby hollows now hatching hand running around in miss peregrines loop ( everyone say your goodbyes to @thelast-h0llowhunter if he manages to leave the punishment loop )

@autistic-necromancer is in the hospital and is lost or still stuck in the damn elevator ( wtf is taking the fire fighters so long!!! )

@fionaintheflowers tomato garden and the tree that has a name are now ruined and may have to be removed from the loop because of the baby hollow

@h0ll0wgasts and other hollows are currently in a manhunt trying to get @i-love-eel-sandwiches since he wanted to play “doctor” and may as well drug Claire

And I’m currently trying to find a available ymbryne for who can help Claire and find a way to remove whatever toxic is inside of her SO SHE DOESN’T DIE

[autistic-necromancer]

I'M FREED the elevator fell but we dont talk about that

I'm taking the stairs up to Claires room

[h0ll0wgasts]

THE EGGS ARE HATCHING!!! I REPEAT THE HOLLOW EGGS ARE HATCHING!!!!

@thelast-h0llowhunter @h0llow-xpl0re wtf do we do!! The rest of the eggs are beginning to crack and a wooden fence isn’t strong enough to keep them in place

Every peculiar in miss peregrines loop please stay indoors until further notice and do NOT leave the house

@fionaintheflowers @that-beekeeper @autistic-necromancer @henrythebee @headmistress-peregrine @wynthestrongwoman

[autistic-necromancer]

HOLLOW EGGS??? MY GOD, THIS IS WHY I NEVER STEP FOOT NEAR THE STATES!

[backmouthclaire]

Enoch, these are in our backyard. They're from that hole I feel into.

[autistic-necromancer]

They be in Jacob's backyard??? I'm stuck in an elevator shaft righ' now, how was I supposed to know!?

[backmouthclaire]

OH I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE PAY ATTENTION! How do you think I find out anything about this damn situation? The blog posts. BECAUSE APPARENTLY NOBODY IS EXPLAINING ANYTHING TO ME!

[thefirefindsahomeinme]

They're HATCHING?! Oh my birds WHY DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE!!

[backmouthclaire]

I mean, I threatened Tatterleg... Is that good? But yes, this keeps getting worse and worse and I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN FOOD! Or Bunny! Bunny is still on the floor and I can't reach him. @autistic-necromancer are you freed from the elevator yet?

[autistic-necromancer]

Nope. Been 16 hours and the firehouse still hasn't gotten to me yet.

[backmouthclaire]

That's sad

[autistic-necromancer]

Their ladders are to short to reach me. Say Claire, what level was your room on again?

[backmouthclaire]

Uh... I believe floor two...? I dunno, I didn't pay much attention, ask Jacob

[autistic-necromancer]

@thelast-h0llowhunter

Please tell me I didn't try to go to the wrong floor!!!

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

It’s room 107 one the seventh floor, just take 2 lefts and 1 right and you’ll be in her hallway that Claire is in alright

Ooc:idk how hospital floors look like alright, they’re basically mazes

[autistic-necromancer]

. . .

I'm stuck on the fourth bloody floor.

[h0ll0wgasts]

THE EGGS ARE HATCHING!!! I REPEAT THE HOLLOW EGGS ARE HATCHING!!!!

@thelast-h0llowhunter @h0llow-xpl0re wtf do we do!! The rest of the eggs are beginning to crack and a wooden fence isn’t strong enough to keep them in place

Every peculiar in miss peregrines loop please stay indoors until further notice and do NOT leave the house

@fionaintheflowers @that-beekeeper @autistic-necromancer @henrythebee @headmistress-peregrine @wynthestrongwoman

[autistic-necromancer]

HOLLOW EGGS??? MY GOD, THIS IS WHY I NEVER STEP FOOT NEAR THE STATES!

[backmouthclaire]

Enoch, these are in our backyard. They're from that hole I feel into.

[autistic-necromancer]

They be in Jacob's backyard??? I'm stuck in an elevator shaft righ' now, how was I supposed to know!?

[backmouthclaire]

OH I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE PAY ATTENTION! How do you think I find out anything about this damn situation? The blog posts. BECAUSE APPARENTLY NOBODY IS EXPLAINING ANYTHING TO ME!

[thefirefindsahomeinme]

They're HATCHING?! Oh my birds WHY DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE!!

[backmouthclaire]

I mean, I threatened Tatterleg... Is that good? But yes, this keeps getting worse and worse and I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN FOOD! Or Bunny! Bunny is still on the floor and I can't reach him. @autistic-necromancer are you freed from the elevator yet?

[autistic-necromancer]

Nope. Been 16 hours and the firehouse still hasn't gotten to me yet.

[backmouthclaire]

That's sad

[autistic-necromancer]

Their ladders are to short to reach me. Say Claire, what level was your room on again?

[backmouthclaire]

Uh... I believe floor two...? I dunno, I didn't pay much attention, ask Jacob

[autistic-necromancer]

@thelast-h0llowhunter

Please tell me I didn't try to go to the wrong floor!!!

[h0ll0wgasts]

THE EGGS ARE HATCHING!!! I REPEAT THE HOLLOW EGGS ARE HATCHING!!!!

@thelast-h0llowhunter @h0llow-xpl0re wtf do we do!! The rest of the eggs are beginning to crack and a wooden fence isn’t strong enough to keep them in place

Every peculiar in miss peregrines loop please stay indoors until further notice and do NOT leave the house

@fionaintheflowers @that-beekeeper @autistic-necromancer @henrythebee @headmistress-peregrine @wynthestrongwoman

[autistic-necromancer]

HOLLOW EGGS??? MY GOD, THIS IS WHY I NEVER STEP FOOT NEAR THE STATES!

[backmouthclaire]

Enoch, these are in our backyard. They're from that hole I feel into.

[autistic-necromancer]

They be in Jacob's backyard??? I'm stuck in an elevator shaft righ' now, how was I supposed to know!?

[backmouthclaire]

OH I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE PAY ATTENTION! How do you think I find out anything about this damn situation? The blog posts. BECAUSE APPARENTLY NOBODY IS EXPLAINING ANYTHING TO ME!

[thefirefindsahomeinme]

They're HATCHING?! Oh my birds WHY DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE!!

[backmouthclaire]

I mean, I threatened Tatterleg... Is that good? But yes, this keeps getting worse and worse and I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN FOOD! Or Bunny! Bunny is still on the floor and I can't reach him. @autistic-necromancer are you freed from the elevator yet?

[autistic-necromancer]

Nope. Been 16 hours and the firehouse still hasn't gotten to me yet.

[backmouthclaire]

That's sad

[autistic-necromancer]

Their ladders are to short to reach me. Say Claire, what level was your room on again?

[h0ll0wgasts]

THE EGGS ARE HATCHING!!! I REPEAT THE HOLLOW EGGS ARE HATCHING!!!!

@thelast-h0llowhunter @h0llow-xpl0re wtf do we do!! The rest of the eggs are beginning to crack and a wooden fence isn’t strong enough to keep them in place

Every peculiar in miss peregrines loop please stay indoors until further notice and do NOT leave the house

@fionaintheflowers @that-beekeeper @autistic-necromancer @henrythebee @headmistress-peregrine @wynthestrongwoman

[autistic-necromancer]

HOLLOW EGGS??? MY GOD, THIS IS WHY I NEVER STEP FOOT NEAR THE STATES!

[backmouthclaire]

Enoch, these are in our backyard. They're from that hole I feel into.

[autistic-necromancer]

They be in Jacob's backyard??? I'm stuck in an elevator shaft righ' now, how was I supposed to know!?

[backmouthclaire]

OH I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE PAY ATTENTION! How do you think I find out anything about this damn situation? The blog posts. BECAUSE APPARENTLY NOBODY IS EXPLAINING ANYTHING TO ME!

[thefirefindsahomeinme]

They're HATCHING?! Oh my birds WHY DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE!!

[backmouthclaire]

I mean, I threatened Tatterleg... Is that good? But yes, this keeps getting worse and worse and I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN FOOD! Or Bunny! Bunny is still on the floor and I can't reach him. @autistic-necromancer are you freed from the elevator yet?

[autistic-necromancer]

Nope. Been 16 hours and the firehouse still hasn't gotten to me yet.

[h0ll0wgasts]

THE EGGS ARE HATCHING!!! I REPEAT THE HOLLOW EGGS ARE HATCHING!!!!

@thelast-h0llowhunter @h0llow-xpl0re wtf do we do!! The rest of the eggs are beginning to crack and a wooden fence isn’t strong enough to keep them in place

Every peculiar in miss peregrines loop please stay indoors until further notice and do NOT leave the house

@fionaintheflowers @that-beekeeper @autistic-necromancer @henrythebee @headmistress-peregrine @wynthestrongwoman

[autistic-necromancer]

HOLLOW EGGS??? MY GOD, THIS IS WHY I NEVER STEP FOOT NEAR THE STATES!

[backmouthclaire]

Enoch, these are in our backyard. They're from that hole I feel into.

[autistic-necromancer]

They be in Jacob's backyard??? I'm stuck in an elevator shaft righ' now, how was I supposed to know!?

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Jacob? What be goin' on with Claire? I swear I was only gone for a couple o' weeks workin' in the Acre!

She fell in a whole that is a trap that was either set up a wight or someone from the evil alliance but now I’m discovering the hole may be a hollows nest

Clair may have swallows a hollows tears , saliva or a baby hollows protection coat so that’s why me & @wynthestrongwoman are at the hospital right now

[autistic-necromancer]

The hospital!? I'm headin' over right now. Whats a bloody hollow nest doin' in Florida?

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Fuck if I know Enoch, just ring an over night back and some snacks. Whatever this hospital has tastes worse than whatever they serve in devils arc

( @h0ll0wgasts bitch you better not be responsible for this )

[autistic-necromancer]

What room are ya in? Managed to steal some half-decent cookies from the Acre.

[autistic-necromancer]

Um... Jacob? The elevator shaft stopped workin'. I'm stuck...

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

You have legs take rhe stairs or Ask @wynthestrongwoman if she can carry you??

[autistic-necromancer]

No, like, I be takin' it up to Claires room... and it just stopped...

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

You’re fucking with me…. Alright hang on there I’ll fetch a nurse and call you he fire department to get you out of there

( why is nothing going on right )

[autistic-necromancer]

16.Bloody.Hours.

Wheres the firehouse when ya need them most!?

[h0ll0wgasts]

THE EGGS ARE HATCHING!!! I REPEAT THE HOLLOW EGGS ARE HATCHING!!!!

@thelast-h0llowhunter @h0llow-xpl0re wtf do we do!! The rest of the eggs are beginning to crack and a wooden fence isn’t strong enough to keep them in place

Every peculiar in miss peregrines loop please stay indoors until further notice and do NOT leave the house

@fionaintheflowers @that-beekeeper @autistic-necromancer @henrythebee @headmistress-peregrine @wynthestrongwoman

[autistic-necromancer]

HOLLOW EGGS??? MY GOD, THIS IS WHY I NEVER STEP FOOT NEAR THE STATES!

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Jacob? What be goin' on with Claire? I swear I was only gone for a couple o' weeks workin' in the Acre!

She fell in a whole that is a trap that was either set up a wight or someone from the evil alliance but now I’m discovering the hole may be a hollows nest

Clair may have swallows a hollows tears , saliva or a baby hollows protection coat so that’s why me & @wynthestrongwoman are at the hospital right now

[autistic-necromancer]

The hospital!? I'm headin' over right now. Whats a bloody hollow nest doin' in Florida?

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Fuck if I know Enoch, just ring an over night back and some snacks. Whatever this hospital has tastes worse than whatever they serve in devils arc

( @h0ll0wgasts bitch you better not be responsible for this )

[autistic-necromancer]

What room are ya in? Managed to steal some half-decent cookies from the Acre.

[autistic-necromancer]

Um... Jacob? The elevator shaft stopped workin'. I'm stuck...

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

You have legs take rhe stairs or Ask @wynthestrongwoman if she can carry you??

[autistic-necromancer]

No, like, I be takin' it up to Claires room... and it just stopped...

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Jacob? What be goin' on with Claire? I swear I was only gone for a couple o' weeks workin' in the Acre!

She fell in a whole that is a trap that was either set up a wight or someone from the evil alliance but now I’m discovering the hole may be a hollows nest

Clair may have swallows a hollows tears , saliva or a baby hollows protection coat so that’s why me & @wynthestrongwoman are at the hospital right now

[autistic-necromancer]

The hospital!? I'm headin' over right now. Whats a bloody hollow nest doin' in Florida?

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Fuck if I know Enoch, just ring an over night back and some snacks. Whatever this hospital has tastes worse than whatever they serve in devils arc

( @h0ll0wgasts bitch you better not be responsible for this )

[autistic-necromancer]

What room are ya in? Managed to steal some half-decent cookies from the Acre.

[autistic-necromancer]

Um... Jacob? The elevator shaft stopped workin'. I'm stuck...

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Jacob? What be goin' on with Claire? I swear I was only gone for a couple o' weeks workin' in the Acre!

She fell in a whole that is a trap that was either set up a wight or someone from the evil alliance but now I’m discovering the hole may be a hollows nest

Clair may have swallows a hollows tears , saliva or a baby hollows protection coat so that’s why me & @wynthestrongwoman are at the hospital right now

[autistic-necromancer]

The hospital!? I'm headin' over right now. Whats a bloody hollow nest doin' in Florida?

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Fuck if I know Enoch, just ring an over night back and some snacks. Whatever this hospital has tastes worse than whatever they serve in devils arc

( @h0ll0wgasts bitch you better not be responsible for this )

[autistic-necromancer]

What room are ya in? Managed to steal some half-decent cookies from the Acre.

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

107 on the seventh floor just hurry up…. Salvador is here and he’s playing doctor for some reason ( I don’t trust him or anyone other version of us at all )

[autistic-necromancer]

Am I hearin' this right? Salvador... playin' doctor... I'm in the conveyor shaft thiny right now. Give me 5 minutes.

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Jacob? What be goin' on with Claire? I swear I was only gone for a couple o' weeks workin' in the Acre!

She fell in a whole that is a trap that was either set up a wight or someone from the evil alliance but now I’m discovering the hole may be a hollows nest

Clair may have swallows a hollows tears , saliva or a baby hollows protection coat so that’s why me & @wynthestrongwoman are at the hospital right now

[autistic-necromancer]

The hospital!? I'm headin' over right now. Whats a bloody hollow nest doin' in Florida?

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Fuck if I know Enoch, just ring an over night back and some snacks. Whatever this hospital has tastes worse than whatever they serve in devils arc

( @h0ll0wgasts bitch you better not be responsible for this )

[autistic-necromancer]

What room are ya in? Managed to steal some half-decent cookies from the Acre.

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Jacob? What be goin' on with Claire? I swear I was only gone for a couple o' weeks workin' in the Acre!

She fell in a whole that is a trap that was either set up a wight or someone from the evil alliance but now I’m discovering the hole may be a hollows nest

Clair may have swallows a hollows tears , saliva or a baby hollows protection coat so that’s why me & @wynthestrongwoman are at the hospital right now

[autistic-necromancer]

The hospital!? I'm headin' over right now. Whats a bloody hollow nest doin' in Florida?

[yellowsuitandcar]

a bit informal🤘

[autistic-necromancer]

Wow.

That's... actually pretty good. And accurate.

[dragonsdendoodles]

So uh

I haven’t started season 2 yet but I have very much spoiled it for myself

And um

Why are Enoch and Horace in my Hazbin Hotel

[autistic-necromancer]

I beg your pardon!?!? What makes you think I'll end up in heaven?

[autistic-necromancer]

Hey Enoch, what are you doing?

Praying for the downfall of the 'evil' alliance.