Wtf

Fuck the whoever stole my laptop

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

Did everybody miss me?

No, you're not dreaming, I really am back. I tried to shoplift a grape from a Co-Op and got chased out by security, stole a car from the car park and ran over a pedestrian and went to prison. I have, however, escaped and I am back to terrorise the world with me evil once more!

[h0llow-xpl0re]

I wonder how Miss.peregrine will feel when she hears the news. That almost all of her wards are criminals, not me tho. I’m just enjoying life

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

God, you're such a kiss-ass. I bet you missed me, didn't you? I missed you.

[h0llow-xpl0re]

I honestly forgot about you until @th4t-pyr0-p4n1ck3r mentioned you in a conversation and for birds sake Enoch please understand that IM DATING RICKY!!!!

Ooc: nah you’re good and besides I find this one way relationship thing funny😭. Poor Enoch is still getting rejected

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

Did everybody miss me?

No, you're not dreaming, I really am back. I tried to shoplift a grape from a Co-Op and got chased out by security, stole a car from the car park and ran over a pedestrian and went to prison. I have, however, escaped and I am back to terrorise the world with me evil once more!

[h0llow-xpl0re]

I wonder how Miss.peregrine will feel when she hears the news. That almost all of her wards are criminals, not me tho. I’m just enjoying life

[i-make-bees]

I have officially moved into Drayton Millard and the Mevil Alliance!!

@that-bl00dy-dead-riser and @th4t-pyr0-p4n1ck3r , Millard has another member.

Also, he is making me scrub toilets so i am already an important member!

[h0llow-xpl0re]

Do you know that you don’t have to do this right??, I’m sure I can take you back to miss.peregrine

[th4t-pyr0-p4n1ck3r]

Hello!! Im back because Enoch going to prison was too much for me but I am still at Disney Land! I am a little worried though, as apparently Millard is going g to assassinate Enoch as soon as he gets out of prison 😳 @minecraftinvispotion

[h0llow-xpl0re]

Well I’m surprised that the police managed to catch Enoch but where are you and Millard going to live at??, because I’m sure if you go back to miss peregrine she”ll scold you, and Millard for YEARS

[th4t-pyr0-p4n1ck3r]

We dont plan to go back to Miss Peregrine. Millard is at Drayton Manor but I am still at Disney Land. Millard plans to rebound Drayton Manor as 'Drayton Millard' but I do not think he will get very far.

[h0llow-xpl0re]

Good lord…. You guys really won’t put an end to the “taking over the world” thing. I’m sure that the council, and other peculiars think that you guys a wights by now

P.s tell Enoch to not drop the soap

[th4t-pyr0-p4n1ck3r]

Hello!! Im back because Enoch going to prison was too much for me but I am still at Disney Land! I am a little worried though, as apparently Millard is going g to assassinate Enoch as soon as he gets out of prison 😳 @minecraftinvispotion

[h0llow-xpl0re]

Well I’m surprised that the police managed to catch Enoch but where are you and Millard going to live at??, because I’m sure if you go back to miss peregrine she”ll scold you, and Millard for YEARS

[nature1014]

On this week's episode of "what is happening in the rp blogs" we have

Claire Densmore having an anxiety attack/a meltdown

Claire Densmore somehow gaining anxiety

Claire Densmore is now trying to convince her mother to let her get an undercut

Someone is being rude to Claire AGAIN

Another Portman showed up

Miss Peregrine has somehow doubled the amount of children she started with in her time on this app

Emma Bloom has discovered claw clips and they are now her favorite thing

We somehow now have THREE MILLARD NULLINS on this app

Claire Densmore is trying to get her mother to accept being called "mama" (this will be happening. I know because I run the Claire blog. She will succeed somehow. No I'm not sure how 🤣)

Claire Densmore has learned some more of the Portman family problems 😔 (in which I mean I have learned more of their problems and my birds are there a lot of them)

Claire Densmore got trauma dumped on by Ricky Pickering when she was already in the middle of her own breakdown

Claire Densmore is apparently just now existing in a state of anxiety

And that's all for this week folks, toon in next Saturday or Sunday for your weekly catch ups of the rp blogs (please let me know if y'all want this to be a weekly thing, I will GLADLY do it!)

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

WHAT ABOUT US??!!

The Evil Alliance have taken over Disneyland in Florida and once we finish renovating it to be the new and improved Evil Alliance Land, we're coming for the rest of the franchise. That's big and impressive, right? Right?

[h0llow-xpl0re]

Enoch nobody really cares about you guys because the only thing that you and Olive do is dumb stuff that isn’t even really evil??

[backmouthclaire]

@problematic-librarian who are you? @thelast-h0llowhunter did you forget to mention a cousin??

[h0llow-xpl0re]

I’m sorry who’s nick??

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

As the leader (non-negotiable) of the Evil Alliance it is my pleasure to announce the upcoming opening of our theme park!

We've seen the error of our ways kidnapping children, (Sorry, @backmouthclaire.) bees, (Sorry, @henrythebee.) and annoying twats with creepy eyes and obnoxious squeaky voices (Sorry, @h0llow-xpl0re.). We have instead decided to turn over a new leaf, become better people and try to make amends for the damage we did to the world:

By remodeling Disneyland Florida (That is now our base of operations and heavily fortified. Don't even think about it.) into Evil Alliance Land!

And then conquering the rest of the Disney empire one park at a time until we run the world by default because we control one of the biggest and most powerful brands ever.

Evil Alliance Land will soon be open for visitors, we just need some time to remodel and rebrand. (BAGSY HAUNTED MANSION!!)

@th4t-pyr0-p4n1ck3r, @minecraftinvispotion, @that-human-projector

[h0llow-xpl0re]

I can’t have a break can I…..

I’m surprised that they haven’t been arrested or that they aren’t in some punishment loop by now

[th4t-pyr0-p4n1ck3r]

@that-bl00dy-dead-riser are you really sure we wont get sued? Because you said we won't, but youade me delete 14 e-mails yesterday because you said 'no one can use it it against us if they don't exist' .

[h0llow-xpl0re]

Have you even taken a businesses or economics class?? Hell do you even know what’s Disney does to people who even make art of their characters??

[h0llow-xpl0re]

I love how my first impression of your blog is basically enoch jealously fightintg with your bf, i love that man, let baldness not hit you, have queer love with him.

Well if you want more of the drama then you can check out @p0t-sm0ker blog since he’s the one fighting @that-bl00dy-dead-riser

We would open the relationship but it seems that Enoch still hasn’t changed his ways, I don’t need a relationship that’s like my parents…. I love them but I’m hoping for the divorce to be settled

[p0t-sm0ker]

Happy Valentine’s Day @h0llow-xpl0re , I already have plans for us so just be ready so I can pick you up

( I swear he better not ruin this for me )

[the-godsofall]

@that-bl00dy-dead-riser so im aware that this whole “removing” the composition wasn’t been done Mr.O’Connor??. Because it seems that the other one is successful in being Mr.portman lover

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

BIRD

FUCKING

DAMMIT

I'm perfectly calm.

[p0t-sm0ker]

DO NOT

FUCKING

RUIN THIS

DAY FOR

ME!!!!

( I have a perfectly good day planned and I’m not letting you RUIN IT )

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

Yeah, yeah, keep your stupid plan and your stupid boyfriend. He's ugly anyway. Got them bug eyes.

If anyone needs me I'm getting drunk like I do every Valentine's day.

[the-godsofall]

Gentlemen , gentlemen let’ calm down okay

How about you guys just talk it out and get in a polyamorous relationship and everyone can be happy okay??. The both of you can be with Jacob and Jacob can be with the both of you

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

THAT WAS MY SUGGESTION!!

[h0llow-xpl0re]

CAN ALL THREE OF YOU END IT!!!

Enoch I’ll talk to you later since it’s Valentine’s Day and I want to enjoy the day with Ricky without being interrupted today

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

He said he'd talk to me! Score!

[h0llow-xpl0re]

What??, what do you mean “score” Enoch??!!

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

You said you'd talk to me, which means you're considering my idea for you and what's his name to open up your relationship, allowing you to continue happily dating that green guy while also making room for me to swoop in and respectfully woo you with my pretty face and irresistible charm.

[h0llow-xpl0re]

First of all Enoch just because me and Ricky are considering opening up the relationship doesn’t mean we will. You been through some stuff that you clearly need therapy for and yet you still haven’t gone to therapy ( Ricky is already tired of my bs )

[p0t-sm0ker]

Happy Valentine’s Day @h0llow-xpl0re , I already have plans for us so just be ready so I can pick you up

( I swear he better not ruin this for me )

[the-godsofall]

@that-bl00dy-dead-riser so im aware that this whole “removing” the composition wasn’t been done Mr.O’Connor??. Because it seems that the other one is successful in being Mr.portman lover

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

BIRD

FUCKING

DAMMIT

I'm perfectly calm.

[p0t-sm0ker]

DO NOT

FUCKING

RUIN THIS

DAY FOR

ME!!!!

( I have a perfectly good day planned and I’m not letting you RUIN IT )

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

Yeah, yeah, keep your stupid plan and your stupid boyfriend. He's ugly anyway. Got them bug eyes.

If anyone needs me I'm getting drunk like I do every Valentine's day.

[the-godsofall]

Gentlemen , gentlemen let’ calm down okay

How about you guys just talk it out and get in a polyamorous relationship and everyone can be happy okay??. The both of you can be with Jacob and Jacob can be with the both of you

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

THAT WAS MY SUGGESTION!!

[h0llow-xpl0re]

CAN ALL THREE OF YOU END IT!!!

Enoch I’ll talk to you later since it’s Valentine’s Day and I want to enjoy the day with Ricky without being interrupted today

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

He said he'd talk to me! Score!

[h0llow-xpl0re]

What??, what do you mean “score” Enoch??!!

[p0t-sm0ker]

Happy Valentine’s Day @h0llow-xpl0re , I already have plans for us so just be ready so I can pick you up

( I swear he better not ruin this for me )

[the-godsofall]

@that-bl00dy-dead-riser so im aware that this whole “removing” the composition wasn’t been done Mr.O’Connor??. Because it seems that the other one is successful in being Mr.portman lover

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

BIRD

FUCKING

DAMMIT

I'm perfectly calm.

[p0t-sm0ker]

DO NOT

FUCKING

RUIN THIS

DAY FOR

ME!!!!

( I have a perfectly good day planned and I’m not letting you RUIN IT )

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

Yeah, yeah, keep your stupid plan and your stupid boyfriend. He's ugly anyway. Got them bug eyes.

If anyone needs me I'm getting drunk like I do every Valentine's day.

[the-godsofall]

Gentlemen , gentlemen let’ calm down okay

How about you guys just talk it out and get in a polyamorous relationship and everyone can be happy okay??. The both of you can be with Jacob and Jacob can be with the both of you

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

THAT WAS MY SUGGESTION!!

[h0llow-xpl0re]

CAN ALL THREE OF YOU END IT!!!

Enoch I’ll talk to you later since it’s Valentine’s Day and I want to enjoy the day with Ricky without being interrupted today

[h0llow-xpl0re]

Happy Valentine’s Day to @p0t-sm0ker and I hope you enjoy the flowers I give you today [:)

[backmouthclaire]

I've been told it's Valentine's day. I don't know what that is but it sounds fun so happy Valentine's day everyone!

[h0llow-xpl0re]

Valentine’s Day is a day that you can celebrate the people that you loved like your friends, family & lovers Claire

[p0t-sm0ker]

WHY IS A MCDONALD’S EMPLOYEE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!

wtf did I even do to be in this position!!!. @that-bl00dy-dead-riser who even are you

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

Ah, the famous Ricky Pickering. I was wondering how long it would take you to show up. See, I have a little bit of a thing for your boyfriend but he doesn't like me, so the only logical next step is eliminate the competition. No hard feelings, yeah?

[p0t-sm0ker]

TF YOU MEAN “no hard feelings”!!!! Listen man I don’t know who you are but the only person getting eliminate is you by leaving JACOB ALONE

( I knew I had a good reason to buy a gun )

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

That's cute. I'd like to see you try and kill me. Tell me, do you have any understanding of the term "dead-riser"?

[p0t-sm0ker]

No but all I know is that you’re a psycho who’s trying to KILL ME so he can be with my lover, who doesn’t even love you AT ALL

( you don’t even have a chance btw )

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

I. Am not. A psychopath. And of course he doesn't love me because he loves you. Getting rid of you will solve that. Simple maths, Pickering.

[enochtheanimator]

Death doesn’t quell love.

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

You're quite right. To quell something is to put a stop to it and that's entirely the opposite of what I'm trying to do. At least someone around here agrees with me.

[enochtheanimator]

I fear you’ve wildly misinterpreted what I said. @prophetic-fashionista please help.

[prophetic-fashionista]

I think what @enochtheanimator is trying to say is that killing this young man won't automatically cause Jake to stop loving him. In fact it will probably cause him to resent you even more Enoch.

[h0llow-xpl0re]

I fear that no matter how we say that it will always go over his head or in other words we’ll say something but he”ll hear another thing

( idk if that’s the translation )

[p0t-sm0ker]

WHY IS A MCDONALD’S EMPLOYEE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!

wtf did I even do to be in this position!!!. @that-bl00dy-dead-riser who even are you

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

Ah, the famous Ricky Pickering. I was wondering how long it would take you to show up. See, I have a little bit of a thing for your boyfriend but he doesn't like me, so the only logical next step is eliminate the competition. No hard feelings, yeah?

[enochtheanimator]

What is wrong with you?

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

You stay out of this.

Had I a penny for every time I was asked that by someone I thought was my friend I'd be a very wealthy man.

[h0llow-xpl0re]

You”ll still be poor by today’s standers Enoch so don’t expect much

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

AND ANOTHER THING!! Everything always has to be about you! Not really applicable here since it kind of is about you but you always need to jump in on my conversations! No matter who I'm talking to, you always need to get the last word in!

[h0llow-xpl0re]

Yes since you want to be a pain in my ass because you can’t accept the that I’ll never love you. I’ll put my two cents in every single time to remind you that are a horrible person & poor. Let me remind you that you KIDNAPPED ME

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

I'll accept that you think I'm a horrible person but did you really need to throw "and poor" in there. I mean, spoilt rich kid much?

[h0llow-xpl0re]

It needed to be said since i FIRMLY believe that you don’t know that the economy works differently now days Enoch

Everyone knows that I’m a spoiled rich kid/nepo baby. I won’t let you think that if you had a couple of thousands of dollars that will make me automatically love you

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY, YOU IDIOT!! IT'S A METAPHOR, IT'S OBVIOUSLY A METAPHOR!! IT'S A METAPHOR FOR HOW (almost) EVERY TIME I DARE TO LET MYSELF THINK THAT SOMEONE IS MY FRIEND THEY SAY THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME!!

[h0llow-xpl0re]

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE METAPHOR WHEN IT’S OBVIOUS THAT THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!!!!

I honestly don’t know how you can’t see that at all

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!! I'M NOT "CRAZY", I'M NOT A "PSYCHOPATH", I'M NOT "POSSESSED" OR ANYTHING ELSE PEOPLE SAY ABOUT ME!! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!

[h0llow-xpl0re]

Listen….. there’s absolutely 100% something wrong with Enoch but the problem is that no one knows what exactly is wrong with you

I’ll like to add to the list of things that you have been called and that’s is “delusional”