Autistic Audubon

Documenting the silly little birds I overhear.

[if-and-only-if-was-taken]

"You missed the joke completely."

"Yeah, well YOU missed the runway in Microsoft Flight Simulator. You cannot be talking."

[tobringchaos]

had the dumbest interaction yesterday. my classmate literally cried and apologized because she thought i looked mean once and spent a whole week hating me over it. anyway now i know i’m not allowed to relax ever again

[bluesky-out-of-context]

[bluesky-out-of-context]

[autisticaudubon]

D01R: "Ha, ha, ha, this is egg central now."

[redstonedust]

to be honest even if vaccines did cause autism i would rather live in a world where everyone is vaccinated and some of those people have autism than an unvaccinated autismless world. like ok whatever. would you rather have autism or polio. autism or measels. idk about yall but im choosing autism every time. its not even a hard choice.

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

Well said.

[autisticaudubon]

D01E: "In any case, my sister was built for Spanish. No capitalization anywhere. Like, ma'am, I'm a proper noun."

[autisticaudubon]

E03E: "I tried to make light of a situation and I made dark of a situation."

[autisticaudubon]

E04I: "But, I realized after I sent it that I messed up on one."

E02S: ~"Oh, I was just gonna copy it..."

E04I: ~"Use your own brain."

E03E: "Wait, E02S has a brain?"

E02S: "Okay, that's enough."

[autisticaudubon]

R05A: "If there was an easy way to make money, I wouldn't be here teaching you about it."

[autisticaudubon]

M04W: "I hate you, I hate you, you cabbage."

[bluesky-out-of-context]

[autisticaudubon]

D01E: "I would caution you to consider your words though: they can and will be used against you in the court of bullying."

[autisticaudubon]

Untagged: coughs "Oh! Choking on my mustache!"

[headspace-hotel]

Overheard at the crosswalk:

"...she got a $700 ice maker for $300. Supposedly it makes thirty pounds of ice per day. Listen, if you need thirty pounds of ice per day..."

[autisticaudubon]

D01E: "I have come to the conclusion that: Sprinkles are not my favorite and the fey can have them next time."

[autisticaudubon]

C09L: a very good piano player in the middle of playing something, "I forgot how to read bass clef."