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my current blog is @onemillionfurries but im not sure how much longer ill be on this site at this point.
trminder that i moved to @buttflug
now the url is @buttflug nyall follow that
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yo im gonna be moving accounts ill make a new post when thats all done.
Hi, iâm here to put down a compilation of interesting details of Villainous from what I could see.
It is too much to say that english isnât my main lenguaje so please, be polite
Ok, to begin, thereâs a blueprint of Dementia in the first episode:
I guess it can be a robot version, right?
âDonât try to run - BHâ:
I love the way those Black hat look at each other in shock when Dementia makes appear the bara Black Hat:
lil  dufus Black Hat eating the same sandwich that Flug create:
In other chapter thereâs a poster of what I think is a cat with a paperbag, like Dr. Flug:
itâs obvious that his eye got blanc:
thereâs a cerberus-look-like ghost
You can think thereâs not much to see, but then they change the scene toward Dementia and 505, when they put Black Hat again:
the blackboard changesâŠ
In this short you can see that Black Hat is obviously obsessed with hats (or, that they reprecent him), then again, besides of the knight armor with Undineâs hair, suit design and tophat, thereâs a medieval shield with a dragon with tophat AND A BUTT HERO in the wall
Black Hatâs house have a crashed plane
the same crashed plane that you can see in Dr. Flug shirt all the time:
Ok, it can be not the same but it looks like it
In this scene, if you are careful enough, can ear the âcrackâ sound of something
I guess itâs Black Hatâs neck, because he turns around his head AND THEN, his whole body
I noticed this in the HD version
charming Black Hat is drooling and have have tiny skull in his monocle
In this room background (is this a laboratory?) you can see an Edison Poster and two pictures. One of Dr. Flug
Dementiaâs cute doll
and this:
What? thereâs nothing wrong with this picture, itâs only an evil family statue to finish the post.
Man, this show is fantastic and Itâs full of amazing little details, isnât it?
A handy-dandy expression chart to see how your bootleg Freddy Fazbear is feeling.
sonic boom big!! made him even bigger
some details under the cut
Keep reading
Rations for various RPG Races
[[ Source. Original creator: wats6831. Additional information and images linked under each one. ]]
Universal:
Homemade artisan herb bread, home grown and dried apples and prunes, uncured beef sausage, munster cheese. Made a small bag from cheesecloth and tied it closed.
Discussion thread here.
Dwarf:
Garlic chicken livers, smoked and peppered cheese, spiced pork sausages, hard tack, dried vegetables, dried wild mushrooms.
Discussion thread here.
Elf:
Top left to right: Evereskan Honey Comb, Elven Travel Bread (Amaretto Liquer Cake with custom swirls), Lurien Spring Cheese (goat cheese with garlic, salt, spices and shallots), Delimbyr Vale Smoked Silverfin (Salmon), Honey Spiced Lichen (Kale Chips), and Silverwood Pine Nuts.
Discussion thread here.
Halfling:
From upper left: âHoneytackâ Hard tack honey cakes, beef sausage, pork sausage mini links, mini whole wheat toast, cranberry cheddar cheese mini wedge, mini pickles, pumpkin and sunflower seeds, lower right is my homemade âtravel cakeâ muesli with raisins, golden prunes, honey, eggs and cream.
Discussion thread here.
Half-Orc:
Wrapped in cheesecloth and tied in burlap package. Forest strider drumsticks, molasses sweet wheat bread âblack strapâ, aged Munster, hard boiled eggs, mixed wild nuts.
Discussion thread here.
Orc:
Orcs arenât known for their great cuisine. Orcs prefer foods that are readily available (whatever can be had by raiding), and portable with little preparation, though they have a few racial delicacies. Toughs strips of lean meat, bones scavenged from recent kills, and dark coarse bread make up the bulk of common orc rations.Fire roasted rothe femur (marrow is a rare treat) [beef femur], Strips of dried meat (of unknown origin) [homemade goose jerky], foraged nuts, only edible by orcsâŠ.nut cracker tusks [brazil nuts], coarse black bread, made with whatever grains can be pillaged [black sesame bread], Pungent peppers [Habanero peppers stuffed with smoked fish and olives].
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Gnome:
Pan fried Delimbyr smelt, spiced goat cheese (paprika crusted hand pressed Fontina), Gnome shortbread (savory pistachio), glass travel jar filled with Secomber Red (wine), hard boiled quail eggs packed in rolled oats (to keep safe), dried figs from Calimshan, and Southwood smoked goat sausage (blood sausage).
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Lizardfolk:
Lizardfolk are known to be omnivores, forage for a surprising variety of foods found within the confines of their marshy environs, in this case the Lizard Marsh near Daggerford. Fresh caught boiled Delimbyr Crayfish on wild chives, coastal carrageen moss entrapping estuary brine shrimp (irish moss, dried brine shrimp), Brackish-Berries (blackberries), Blackened Dart-Frog legs (frog legs) on spring sprouts (clover sprouts), roasted bog bugs on a stick!
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Drow:
From top left: Menzoberranzan black truffle rothe cheese (Black Knight Tilsit), Donigarten Moss Snails (Escargot in shallot butter sauce), Blind cave fish caviar in mushroom caps (Lumpfish caviar), faerzress infused duck egg imported from the surface Realms (Century egg), Black velvet ear fungus (Auricularia Black Fungus Mushroom).
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Drow will also eat A Fucking Rock if itâs goth enough
From @hausofcats: âMy cat getting turnt đčâ #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2qoXmGU ]
Cat becomes a wiggle
this post has fucked me up more than any other on this site
Okay but no, do you understand what happens to a caterpillar once itâs in its cocoon? It completely turns into goo. Thatâs right, GOO. The damn thing dissolves and the reforms into the butterfly. Even crazier, the wings of the butterfly are already inside the caterpillar, ready to go, just waiting to float around in some goo and then be a beautiful butterfly. The craziest part?!? A study was done where some caterpillars were exposed to a certain smell and then given an electric shock so eventually the caterpillar associated the smell with the shock. Well after those little hairy noodles came out of the their cocoons as butterflies, they exposed them to the smell again and the butterflies reacted super negatively, as if they were being shocked. A.K.A. not only is there wings floating around in that goo cocoon, there is also a brain, the same, unaltered brain as the caterpillar. The butterfly can recall its days as a caterpillar even after basically being turned into soup. And then it all somehow gets its shit together to be a stupid majestic little beast, and I canât even remember where I put my damn phone. Â
THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY
vampire stuff
vampires getting super invested in nutrition so they know how to take care of their humans, and then being horrified at what humans will actually consume:
three-day-old coffee
twenty piece chicken nuggets
one (1) granola bar as a meal
their own fingernails
humans lying about what they eat:
âHow do pop rocks even work?â âTheyâre made of tiny larvae that explode when they come into contact with human saliva.â â⊠That canât be real.â
the constant exasperated repitions of âhuman stuffâ or âvampire stuffâ whenever they donât understand each other
humans dabbing garlic on their pulse points when theyâre pissed
âCâmon, Iâm starving, why are you like this?â âAre you sorry?â âYesâ âWhatâs the magic word, Clarence?â âPlease?â
vampires that forget humans are delicate and accidentally hurt them
humans that act like wounded dogs over minor injuries just to watch vampires fall over themselves apologizing
vampires exaggerating time for comedic effect:
âI havenât heard this song in forty yearsâ âThis came out in 2004âł âItâs been forty years. I have aged.â âYou literally have not.â
âWhen was the last time you did any laundry?â â1965âł âFuck you.â
telling vampires to âgo back to your coffinâ when theyâre grumpy
humans constantly asking âhow did they do this in your day?â about every single daily task
vampires who hoard tools and appliances from the time period they most enjoyed
young vampires flipping off the sun and screaming at it about evolution
old vampires who pull their collars up and frown behind their sunglasses
erroneous threats based on abilities no vampire actually has:
âIâm gonna show up to your wedding as a swarm of bats and shit on the cakeâ
munchlax is pretty hot
happy 10 year anniversary of munchlax being pretty hot
#Oh no jordan  #the pronouns r coming from inside the house!!!!!
Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks
Evidence:
Update: Legolasâ pupils are about 3.5Â cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.
And they told you science was no fun.
Science!
Iâm going to do it. Iâm going to hand it in.
Legolasâs pupil size isnât the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you canât see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isnât impossible.
But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.
you mean like
@sidereanuncia itâs back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmaresÂ
I shall never find peace.
Also, for what itâs worth, thereâs absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.
Thereâs no evidence that Middle Earth curves.
Yeah there is. Â The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor. Â But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.
So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.
So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? Thatâs awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this âhorizonâ bullshit.
Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post
Elves are flat-earthers
This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage
Elves are flat-earthers
real talk my mom never invaded my privacy, always knocked and waited for my âcome inâ instead of barging into my room, never tried to read my texts or journals or notes, and I always came to her with sensitive subjects; to the point of telling her I lost my virginity the /day/ I lost my virginity
what Iâm saying is: respect your kidsâ privacy and they will come to you with shit youâre worried about them doing
take it from someone raised the opposite; not respecting your kidâs privacy and rooting thru all of their shit, making them feel paranoid etc, will just turn them into a very good liar who withholds everything/makes up convincing stories and is really good at hiding things from you right under your nose.