I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said âmeat without feetâ I laughed so hardr
MEAT WITHOUT FEET
this got more attention than I thought it would
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I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said âmeat without feetâ I laughed so hardr
MEAT WITHOUT FEET
this got more attention than I thought it would
 I found it in my grandparents attic
Cryptic things about my little new England town
The tree of dolls' heads in the woods.
Double rainbows happen as often as rain.
The time a pack of coyotes circled our car and stared at us for a good ten minutes.
The sound of a train going by was normal for years until I realized there isn't one near here. Just woods. There are, however, abandoned broken train tracks.
Helicopters go by often in formations doing "drills". That explanation might serve well once. But it became a normal occurance. There was a week or so where helicopters would go by every hour.
The circle in the woods where the trees are cut, with fire pits in the middle and a piece of fence is set in a way that looks like the place a priest would stand to speak.
When they drained the quarry, there were rumors of bodies and cars found at the bottom.
The crater in the earth. People say a meteor hit there. It's so large a small forrest has formed inside if it. Why the fuck is there a fence around it?
The day where the sky was red and there was heavy smoke over the streets near the ocean as if it were on fire. And it wasn't fog. Coyotes were out during the day. I still have no idea.
The power goes out way too often.
The man that followed us slowly down the street with a garden sickle.
The car that followed us alongside the woods, slowing and stopping with us until we ran away.
I find several four leaf clovers in my yard each time i look for them.
When the fog is heavy and you can't see the ocean. So the sea wall is just the edge of the world.
The bright blue light in the sky that shines against the clouds at night. My friend's dad says "its the lights of the bridge" but it's visible several miles away.
The science building in the woods. It's been under construction with gaping holes in the structure for YEARS. But people go in and out of it every day. Noones sure what it's for? Why does it have vans for a completely different company in it's lot?
Fireworks go off CONSTANTLY. Without it having to be a holiday. I'd like to think they're all fireworks.
I've met people here who claim to be from families of witches.
The Halloween where not a SINGLE house was giving out candy/had lights on????????
The song of the church bells that chime at noon.
The smoke i saw once from the forest in the distance.
The balloons that float high in the sky sometimes.
The guy who set up shop for no more than a week down on the main street with a random array of seemingly stolen items.
The police cars roaming around just too often as if looking for something or someone.
The time a piece if a dock floated onto our shore one night so we sat on it and ate ice cream until it started to bring us back out.
The boy who told me about the old man he'd meet at the shore in the middle of the night and have long conversations on his boat with.
The abandoned mental asylum on an island that was never torn down and no longer has a bridge to get to it.
The haunted elementary school (but that's a whole different post)
The graffiti covered fort-like structure in the woods.
The time there was a box of black and white WEDDING PICTURES on the side of the road.
The road that looks like it'll lead you to the city, but only takes you down several paths until you get out to a penninsula that's full of TALL buildings that are under construction. But again have been under construction FOREVER with not a single soul around. I was sure we'd find a road but it was only a one way path to a ghost town.
The time I was on a boat with no land in sight and there was a butterfly flying over the water.
The stray cats that let you pet them.
The bunker near the marsh. Someone later buried it in sand.
The bats that you can hear squeaking at night.
The fact that many schools have fall out shelters in them.
The gothic style houses sprinkled into the normal suburban neighborhood.
The girl that told me her family couldn't paint her house red because that's the devil's color.
The house with a cabinet of books attached to a tree labeled "free books"
The time my friends and I continually responded to mysterious graffiti messages. The person later left a trail of flower symbols leading to an entire WALL of inside this sort of sewer pipe you could crawl into painted in the symbol. They stopped responding after that.
The woman who gave me and my friends vintage dolls and things for free at a yard sale.
At night, several white vans just start roaming the streets.
The clown incident and the ones my friends found lurking around town and in the woods. (but that was a thing happening all over America in 2016)
The time it rained heavily, there were THREE rainbows in one day and the spot on the beach where my friends had left their bags on the rocks was the only spot left dry. (Maybe that could be it's own post too because WHAT?)
The week where there seemed to be baby snakes everywhere.
I've had to walk home from school due to various evacuations way more times than normal. The scariest time was when the principle said nothing but "School is dismissed please find the nearest exit. " They seem to be keeping secrets with the office blinds closed and teachers changing the subject.
My mom's friend told me a story about how she met jesus on the side of the road and he disappeared in the back seat of her car. Now knowing a lot about supernatural things, her description matches the hitchhiker ghost.
(I'll update this if i think of more. And if you like this type of post i have more stories. I love these kinds of posts and i know some people do this as a form of fictional creative writing which I do plan on doing, but I'm honored to say these descriptions are 100 percent real.)
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Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor in TERMINATOR: DARK FATE
I am 33 years old and have NEVER seen a single Terminator movie. That is gonna fucking change.
I have never seen a woman at this age with this kind of vital power without heavy adherence to femininity. Helen Mirren in RED is amazing, but she played a beautiful woman who used traditional beauty standards. This? Is a woman who is sexy because she gives no fucks about her appearance and SHEâS ALLOWED TO BE OLDER, MASCULINE, AND FIERCE. She isnât a heroine, sheâs a HER who happens to be a woman.
I never understood women who were into older men, but I kinda get it now. I am in love.
oh shit this is fucking hot as hell
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You know what we need? A movie where Linda Hamilton and Sigourney Weaver form a Grandma team up to kick the ass of some alien threat.
Grandma Action movies, and at the end of it all an all women expendables movie
Hereâs the best thing: THIS WAS ABSOLUTELY HER INTENTION.
Hamilton trained in the desert with Green Berets, while doctors put her on a regimen of supplements and bioidentical hormones to build muscle. âI had a true village of experts trying to get the most out of this body,â she said, though vanity wasnât the mission. âI donât think thereâs going to be one person who comes up to me who says, âYou look so great for your age.â I threw that into the Mississippi River, because thatâs not what this is about. I want people to see me and go, âOh my God, she got so old!ââÂ
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/03/movies/linda-hamilton-terminator.html
Iâve been scamming the Dominos app promotion where you take a picture of any pizza for free points. For three weeks in row, not only has their shitty camera always interpreted any photo of my cat as pizza, I always tell them it was âthe worst Iâve ever hadâ and âmade at homeâ.
Excuse me @crooked-fingers may i see a picture of your cat plz? This sounds genuinely awesome.
And I just love cats
Here he is, the Pizza Boy
And so it continues
Mmmm, another week, another delicious pizza.
Thatâs all, folks. Six cat pictures within six weeks, and for a total of 60 Dominos points, redeemable for a medium 2-topping pizza of my choosing. I will be getting pepperoni and chicken, mine and Charlieâs respective favorites. He will be given many tiny pieces of chicken for being a perfect little model pizza boy, and also for aiding me in tricking a multimillion dollar company into giving me free food. Thanks for giving him the love and attention you all have given this post! Heâs gonna try to stay humble.
GUYS REBLOG THIS THIS COULD FEED A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO NEED A MEAL
This also works with pictures of pizza. So if you take a picture of an image of pizza from a computer or other phone it works. Thatâs how I did it!!
FITTED TO WHOM
MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Two Lion Cub Mummies Discovered in Egypt for the First Time
Two mummified lions, dating back about 2,600 years, have been discovered in a tomb full of cat statues and cat mummies in Saqqara, the Egyptian Ministry of Antiquities announced today (Nov. 23) at a press conference.Â
âThis is the first time [that a] complete mummy of a lion or lion cubâ has been found in Egypt, said Mostafa Waziri, the general secretary of Egyptâs Supreme Council of Antiquities, who led the team that made the discovery.Â
Analysis is ongoing, but it appears the lions are fairly small â about 3 feet (just under 1 meter) in length, â Waziri said, suggesting that they were not fully grown when they died. Three other mummies that belong to large cats (the exact species is unclear) were found near the two lions. These three other mummies could belong to leopards, cheetahs or other forms of big cat. About 20 mummies of smaller cats were also found near the lion cubs. Read more.
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I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?
Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.
It means he only DROPPED SOUP
Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe
ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD
The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????
what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????
It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!
GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE
NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!
I'M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!
FUCK YOU!!!!
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing youâve missed: The concept of âpurpleâ Didnât always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his âwine-dark sea.â
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. Iâm hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend youâre not wrong About Homerâs wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple Youâve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word âpurpleâ, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly
Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse
âRoses are red, violets are purple,
My boner for you has caused me to hirple.â
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My, how romantic!
DYING. I AM DYING.
Calling theshitpostcalligrapher! We need @theshitpostcalligrapher
@kiranovember u better buy this as a commission lmao
This post has evolved.
I am 100 percent all for every part of this thread. I have laughed loudly and long. Thank you, thou glorious purple-hirple rhyme.
youse guys getting pokemon cock or pokemon balls?
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what was that? *tazes you again*