I am Autissimo

They/Them | Neuro-Spicy | LGBTQ+ 🎶 Come with me, and you'll see, why I need psychiatric intervention... 🎶

[autisticmagpie]

If you're queer and you know it clap your hands,

If you're queer and you don't know it clap your hands,

If you're not sure if you're queer,

Or you really have no idea,

If you're an ally to a queer clap your hands.

[pukicho]

I am hard to eat with a knife and fork, I am usually served with a side of fries, I am a hamburger. What am I?

[theforcekeepers]

are you a hamburger

[pukicho]

Yeah man

[pangur-and-grim]

accidentally stayed up until 2. they got so tired waiting for me to go to sleep

[pangur-and-grim]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

some of my most significant core memories involved getting into heated arguments with the furby who lived in my closet. essential component of my pre-teen character development. necessary anguish

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes small children will inflict years of torment & waterboarding on their victims before burying them in an unmarked concrete grave, that's just part of growing up

[slightly-awkward-sunshine]

My stepdad is so fucking funny sometimes

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[gosimpsonic-deactivated20190116]

[grootficguy]

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[kinuko]

It’s a stick figure drawing

[noodles-07]

everything I hate about ai and love about wikipedia on one image

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[ekingston]

sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

[np-444]

The real horseshoe theory.

[emeraldcas]

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

[autisticmagpie]

*Opens browser number 404*

I broke the internet... 🥺

[orteil42]

what if we meet intelligent alien life out there but the novelty eventually wears off and we’re back to “i wonder if we’re alone in the universe or if there’s more than just humans and galorphasians”

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the item on your left is now your reason to keep going in life! is it bad?

yes

no

it's funny asf

results

Voting ended onOct 18, 2025

[absolutepie]

It’s iced coffee and it’s correct

[thegalaxyisarainbow-blog]

It's a chair. Not even a good chair, it's a STOOL. That is either greatly depressing or insanely funny

[autisticmagpie]

It's my vibrator and the only reason I got out of bed to make breakfast.

[feefal]

Vivipary - when seeds sprout while still being attached to its mother fruit

[feefal]

Inspired by this!!

no one does body horror quite like Mother Nature~