Rock Solid Panda

Everything about Fandoms. Main fandom: Every single shit Cassandra Clare ever wrote.

[autisticpandawithattitude]

Heterosexual

Isn’t it wierd, that people automatically assume everyone is straight. I do it a lot. I walk around looking at people and never think about them as gays. They are all straight when I think about them.

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I know he loves me

he sends me memes every day

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Fandom kids

I want to be a teacher. And I am going to be one in five years. This means I am going to teach kids. Probably some kids of fangirls. All I can see is this blonde boy named Jace. He is in trouble. And when his mum come to school...

“Jace’s mother, huh? May I call you Celine?’

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Imagine...

Teddy Lupin. Sitting on bed, when Ginny comes in. She is holding a picture. Picture of Order of Pheonix. She sit next to him and show him. There is Tonks with pig nose.

“No matter how she looked, she was one of the greatest person I ever know. I remember how she had to beg your father to be with her. He wanted a normal man for her. They taught me to be myself and she showed me how to fight for love.” 

And Teddy cries. For years he was told how his father was a hero, all the marauders stories. But this is the first time someone mentioned Tonks as hero she was. 

Ginny and Teddy talking about his mother. Ginny telling him how Tonks used to use her ability for fun. Ginny and Teddy becaming siblings-ish. 

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Guys...

... you know how I wrote about that Sebastian boy? He is my co-worker! And he is blonde now. So I actually work with Jonathan Christopher Morgenstern. He is like real Jon should be. He is sweet, kind and funny. He also has sister named Adele, his real name is Kryštof. They are basically Morgensterns irl. But Adele is older. She loves TMI so much. She used to call her brother Seb just to piss him off. So he readed it and now she is damn fanboy. I just cannot.

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Mum...

My mum just came home from ‘out.’ She was, with her husband, in pub. She did not drink. And she is pissed af. Guess, who is her target. Correct. I am. Geez. Why I am always the bad one?

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I was thinking...

In Harry’s year there was plenty of mudbloods, but Draco tell Lucius about Hermione. Can you imagine the talk?

D: Dad? You know about Potter and Weasley. But! Do you know who is their friend?

L: Who, Draco?

D: Hermione Granger!

L: What is so special about her?

D: Nothing! It just sound like I like her. I don’t like her. I mean.. *Sweating heavily*

L: *glance on his son*

D: Oh right. She’s mudblood.

[lightwoodings]

ok but let's be honest

nobody likes the clave. not even the clave likes the clave.

[lupita-nyongio]

url gifset for @softsimon

Rock Solid Panda’s kind of extinct now. There’s no Rock. There’s no solid. I’m just a lone panda.

[silk101]

if i’m still alive by 25 i will be seriously impressed with myself

[the-sereinus]

I’m afraid Edom is not a very nice place. The first day I was there, they started burning my skin. Just one layer at a time. They said I was too pretty for their world…Too human.

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Adult life

I tried to be adult today. I failed at 2AM. Scared af, sleeping with light on. Now someone explain how adult life works. Because I was only at post office and shoping, but I feel exhausted as hell.

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Is it just me or villain stads for “Incredible hot person with good attitude and wierd taste.”

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By my side

I am glad that I have you Daniel. You are my meant to be. You are my sunshine. Without you I would be anywhere, but not home. Love you

[dragozera]

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Church? You mean the CHURCH? Will’s cat? <3

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Where are my pants?

Me and my boyfriend were cuddling in my bed, almost naked. He wanted to know the time, so he tried to take his phone out of his pants, but he can't he wasn't wearing them. I just stared for a moment and then..

Me: Honey, what's going on?

BF: I thought I have my phone in my pocket.

Me: You do!

BF: No. See!

He took off my blanket and looked down.

BF: Where are my pants?

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Wicked sick

Most people are freaks. I mean..look at them! Enjoying live WITHOUT books, tv shows and so more. Have I ever been like that? Because I have really bad feelings about them. Are they sick or something? Is there any cure? I wish there is, we need more bookworms.