This is not a place of honour.

Icon by maria-ruta. This blog is discontinued, but still technically the main for my whole account so i like and follow from here. DM for new blog. Yes, I'm an adult.

[autisticstanfordpines]

So... that happened.

As some of you have noticed (thanks again to everyone who pointed it out!) my blog was taken over for a while. I’m not sure why or how, but it happened. I’ve taken care of it now, I’ve removed all apps, changed my password, enabled two factor authentication and deleted both everything they put in my queue and the pictures that were already posted.

I lost about 300 followers over this, but that’s alright, since I don’t use this blog anymore anyway. I’d like to apologize to anyone who was inconvenienced by this whole thing, I probably should’ve been more careful with my account.

As those who read my previous post will know, I decided to remake a while ago. I’m still semi-active on tumblr, just on a completely new blog (and also two side blogs) so if you wanna follow me there, message me or shoot me an ask - off-anon or with some kind of private contact info in it. I won’t feel anything but flattered if you do.

But yeah, in case you were wondering, that’s what happened. Love you all!

[autisticstanfordpines]

I moved

So I figured I’d finally make an official post for this in case there’s anyone desperately awaiting my return...

I remade. This blog will, in all likelihood, permanently be inactive. If you wanna know the url to my new blog, message me or shoot my an ask which I will answer privately (so no anons unless you give me a way to privately contact you).

I decided to do this so I could have a fresh start and I haven’t regretted it yet. But I still wanna give you guys the chance to follow me again if you like me enough to actually check my blog for this post lol. And if you’re feeling anxious about messaging me directly, just pretend we’ve been friends for ages because if you’ve followed this blog for a while, we kinda have. And I promise I won’t judge you or anything.

So tl;dr: I’m still alive, I have a new blog which you can ask me about and I hope this post was helpful for those wondering what happened to me.

(I won’t delete this blog though, don’t worry. I just won’t post to it anymore.)

[undertaletext]

if u read this ur gay

jokes on you, i was already gay before i read this. now i have the power of two gays in one, and im invincible

[ultrafacts]

(Listen) For more posts, follow Ultrafacts

[random-fandom-man]

if you can listen to all 21 minutes you are a god. i made it less then 2.

[smellopwn]

I just made it all the way through.  I hate myself.

[batssassin]

Oh my god,  it’s back.

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

The Walmart part is the best

[kainotophobic-kiwi-deactivated2]

I’ve done it. I am a god

[mojowoho]

[enderraccoon-deactivated2018121]

Why did I do that to myself?

[justcallmewhatever-seriously-de]

I… kinda like it

[autisticstanfordpines]

Honestly, how could they possibly believe they achieved their goal? I mean sure, some bits at the beginning are a tad cacophonic but from like 8:36 to 10:06 it’s fCKING TURNT and from 15:30 on it’s just so beautiful it almost made me cry a few times.

[autisticstanfordpines]

Update: It is now two hours later and I am still listening to it on repeat.

[autisticstanfordpines]

My sister told me to take all the trash out so now I’m going for a walk.

[autisticstanfordpines]

Just kidding, as if I’d ever leave the house of my own volition...

[autisticstanfordpines]

My sister told me to take all the trash out so now I’m going for a walk.

[ultrafacts]

(Listen) For more posts, follow Ultrafacts

[random-fandom-man]

if you can listen to all 21 minutes you are a god. i made it less then 2.

[smellopwn]

I just made it all the way through.  I hate myself.

[batssassin]

Oh my god,  it’s back.

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

The Walmart part is the best

[kainotophobic-kiwi-deactivated2]

I’ve done it. I am a god

[mojowoho]

[enderraccoon-deactivated2018121]

Why did I do that to myself?

[justcallmewhatever-seriously-de]

I… kinda like it

[autisticstanfordpines]

Honestly, how could they possibly believe they achieved their goal? I mean sure, some bits at the beginning are a tad cacophonic but from like 8:36 to 10:06 it’s fCKING TURNT and from 15:30 on it’s just so beautiful it almost made me cry a few times.

[inkskinned]

anyone else get a fuzzy-restless feeling when you need to do something but your brain won’t focus on anything and you’re silently begging yourself to just do one thing but instead you’re scrolling tumblr even though you don’t even want to be … it’s like your head is filled with heavy electric cotton like you’re both uncomfy and unable to stop

[maudelynn]

“It was the eighth night of Chanukah in Kiel, Germany, a small town with a Jewish population of 500. That year, 1931, the last night Chanukah fell on Friday evening, and Rabbi Akiva Boruch Posner, spiritual leader of the town was hurrying to light the Menorah before the Shabbat set in.

Directly across the Posner’s home stood the Nazi headquarters in Kiel, displaying the dreaded Nazi Party flag in the cold December night.  Rabbi Posner’s wife, Rachel, snapped a photo of the Menorah and captured the Nazi building and flag in the background. She wrote a few lines in German on the back of the photo. “Chanukah, 5692. ‘Judea dies’, thus says the banner. ‘Judea will live forever’, thus respond the lights.”

via http://rarehistoricalphotos.com

[osakasa]

This is how I hold a pen in case you were wondering

[nonochton]

git gud

[baconpal]

Step aside, boys

[pomki]

>using hands.

plebs.

[taiikodon]

[marcosclopezblog]

[marcosclopezblog]

[angrymintleaf]

It got better

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

me: i’m asian

white person: no, you’re indian

me:

[dredsina]

I have no concept of the pain scale, like…I just realized that last week I said I was in especially awful hip pain and when my pt asked to rate it I said “3”. And then this week I said I felt a lot better than last week and when she asked me to rate it I said “3”. I really don’t know what the numbers are supposed to be. I know it’s supposed to be out of ten but like. I think I rate the pain by what time of the day it is. Like “i will rate the pain I’m in at a 5 at the end of the day, so compared to what my pain level will be later, what I’m feeling right now is a 3.” I also think i rate in overall pain rather than specific pain? Like, systemically I’m at a five. Some parts will be worse or better but i just rate it all at five because that’s the average

[clovercoin]

Here’s a pain scale that actually makes sense.

[pir8grl]

MUCH better than those stupid smile faces.

[theadventurepants-blog]

This is amazingly helpful.

[tiptop-and-others-deactivated20]

Please show this to children. I could have used this when I was in the hospital with mastoiditis.

Like your asking a child to tell you what level of pain they are in?? All I know if I want to scream and go to sleep

[autisticstanfordpines]

Okay but this is incomplete??? Like, my period regularly puts me at a 9 or 10 but I KNOW that there's more severe pain and I remember having experienced more severe pain once or twice (although not in what context, my memory is a blur) so how would I even rate that if it's stronger than a 10? 11 - "OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS SO UNBEARABLE PLEASE KILL ME NOW"? I need answers.

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[memelovingbot]

not to be fake deep but if we’re mutuals don’t hesitate to Shrek

[autisticstanfordpines]

Jessie: Prepare for trouble!

James: And make it double!

Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!

James: ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION

[tylha]

your fav is problematic: jean valjean

at one point said he “stole a loaf of bread”

later said “a mouthful of bread”

which is it valjean? when will the lies end

[enjoltairemyass]

maybe he can fit a whole loaf of bread in his mouth huh? what can you do? exactly.

[thunderfcknroad]

JVJ deepthroats a loaf of bread and flees the scene

[autisticstanfordpines]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?

[alx-andrite-deactivated20161215]

people have

[autisticstanfordpines]

Where!! Show me!!