You cannot kill me in a way that matters

Hi, my name is Andy/Em/Starscream! Nonbinary and Bisexual I am starscream-probably, but I hop back and forth with using these two accounts as my primary! I use starscream-probably on my mobile, and okamato on my computer :)

[stars-bean]

Thor: The Dark World (2013) dir. Alan Taylor

[imanes]

Goats Like It When You Smile at Them, Extremely Heartwarming Study Says

“Goats can distinguish between happy and angry images of the same person.”

[theocseason4]

@1dietcokeinacan VERY good news

[1dietcokeinacan]

[sharkbytes-deactivated20190617]

no cops at splatfest only me and the low poly birds

[ao3tagoftheday]

[Image Description: Tags reading “4th wall break inside a 4th wall break, that’s like, 16 walls”]

Art Prompt: Draw this in a way that makes the geometry of it make any sense at all

[emeraldburn]

@ao3tagoftheday Here, have the world’s worst MS paint diagram

[ao3tagoftheday]

Friend, this is not how literally anything works. Well done!

[ao3tagoftheday]

Another proposal!

Anyway, tag yourself I’m “??? unknown higher force”

[hustlerose]

my biological pronouns are ATGCGCATATCGATCG/CGATCGATCGGCATCGTA

[hustlerose]

[madmeoww]

Trans ppl looking to get surgery:

Just so yall know, there’s a great website called transbucket where people can post before and after pictures of their top and bottom surgeries with info on who their surgeon was, what the cost was, how they like it, and a place for more detailed comments. It’s free. U gotta create a login to view the pictures and post, which is kinda nice for privacy reasons. Oh and I think it’s mostly for americans, but I could be wrong

pls reblog this so other ppl can see it

[landmaster-deactivated20170811]

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

[dajo42]

Princess Peach was really just like “my castle is gonna be a weird museum with maybe some living quarters tucked away somewhere but mostly just magic portals to battlefields and slides” and everybody was like yeah you beautiful binch go ahead

[dajo42]

There’s a whole fucking room in the castle that’s just a long corridor with a portrait of bowser at the end. There’s another specifically designed to be a trick of perspective so you run towards a portrait of a goomba that looks like it’s right in front of you but it’s actually far away and huge. There’s a room filled with paintings and then a mirror wall so you can like, see the paintings reflected, I guess?

Princess Peach just has a bizarre series of magical art installations and that’s her house

[dajo42]

Like she LIVES there. That’s her HOUSE. She was like “hey toadsworth can we have a giant grandfather clock that if you jump at it it takes you to a magical world inside the clock but depending on what time you jump in the moving parts of the magic clock world will be faster or slower” and toadsworth was like “k lol” in her HOUSE

[dajo42]

What I’m saying is Princess Peach is a fucking legend

[houjouemu-deactivated20160910]

where’s that post where someone erased all the extra lines and crosshatched shading from a jojo character’s face

[kaizo-ningen-deactivated2021100]

[veeranger]

cursed image

[andisupreme]

Oh my god it’s an actual 17 year old he’s been under there the whole time

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

He just contours.

[i-had-potential]

Strange Magic (2015)

[fragglesystem]

he snaps his fingers and universal healthcare is immediately and successfully implemented

[urbanthropologie]

ways to start feeling again

sit in the sun without anything to do, feel the heat of the rays hit your skin, realize that this sunlight has travelled a very long way to reach you

walk around barefoot and try to feel as much of the ground under your feet as you can, notice every rock and blade of grass

sit quietly for a while and notice the touch of breath in your nostrils, feel how the air gets cooler as you inhale and warmer as you exhale

drive around aimlessly and blast some of your favorite songs, scream/sing along to them and feel the vibrations of your favorite lyrics as they change the air in your throat and around you, feel that the music is healing you from the inside out

stay away from alcohol or drugs for a few days, try to be as aware and present as you can in every moment, stop trying to numb or dull your senses

eat a few meals without any distractions, notice every bite and taste every flavor that covers your tongue, be grateful for it all

look up at the stars and the moon, understand how small we all are and how immense the universe is, realize what a miracle everything is, let your heart swell with amazement and admiration for life itself

[kinomatika]

ok this is actually cool bc doing all of this is a technique called “mindful thinking” that is extremely useful for people with anxiety disorders and dissociation disorders and stuff!

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

[existenceisanillusion]

[broadwaybooksandbagels-deactiva]

Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru

[neogale]

As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes

[captainlordauditor]

only corn

[teaboot]

Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes

[tylorioussex-deactivated2024062]

^^^^ facts

[e-nes-bits]

Boiled bread

[angstalottle]

Is president shoe laces a thing?

I saw a girl in Starbucks today with rainbow laces so I told her and she said she got them from the president and I’m so confused

[thewriterofawesomeness]

The ancient words.

Have.

Been.

Spoken!

[exodushero]

[berrytart]

[touches a random piece of dirt in greece] achilles and patroclus were in love here

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

[radiant-moonchild-deactivated20]

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this