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Call me Jay. Or Salem. Cat person in more ways than one.
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why am i getting so much interaction from ED accounts.
IF YOUR BLOG IS AN ALTAR TO YOUR OWN STARVATION, DO NOT INTERACT.
THIS IS A PRO FAT BLOG. GET FATTER NOW.
No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too
By expropriating your lunch money I am working towards UN Sustainable Development Goals 1: No poverty (I have money), 2: Zero Hunger (I am going to buy myself lunch with it), 5: Gender Equality (I am a girl), 10: Reduced Inequalities (You had lunch money and I didn't), 12: Responsible production and consumption (I am going to eat the lunch I buy with it), 15: Life on land (I am alive on land), 16: Peace, Justice and Strong Institutions (I didn't hit you because you gave me your lunch money) and 17: Partnerships for the Goals (We worked together to make this happen)
when people say "death to america" they mean they want the communist death army to storm every city in america and kill everyone there including babies and old people and animals too and then they are going to take a bunch of bulldozers and dynamite and such and demolish all of the buildings and trees and mountains and everything until the entire country is just a smoldering crater. just wanted to clear that up
When she fucks you #sex
lets work as a team to capture an angel and put it in an aerosol spray can
Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky
Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.
in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job
friend of mine recommended a video essay that's like 5 hours long about why it's currently a whole Thing for fascists to claim they only eat meat and demonize vegetables etc etc, and it's genuinely quite well researched in many places and contains some fascinating history and has made me feel very weird about my status as an adult who enjoys drinking milk. but I've not finished it and I genuinely don't know if I will because at one point the ol' "you can't say you care about animals and also eat animals" chestnut got dropped by the white vegan essayist and it put such a bad taste in my mouth that I had to leave instantly
the sinister fetishist would like to touch your left hand inappropriately
smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic