were all gonna fucking die

🐂🌔☯♉ 23 fem. sex. is that your business anyways?

[campyvillain]

goddd please just hire voice actors again. like actual voice actors. no more celebrity voice actors please just hire people who know what they’re doing the or voice acting industry will cannibalize itself more than it already is. let jack black do whatever he wants though

[memorycycle]

a single fried shrimp just ran out of the restaurant sobbing

[va1-kyrie]

🕯 🕯 🕯

🕯 May you have the 🕯

🕯 absolute thirstiest 🕯

🕯 of thirst dreams of 🕯

🕯 whatever fictional 🕯

🕯 character you’re 🕯

🕯 hyper-fixating on at 🕯

🕯 the moment 🕯

🕯 🕯 🕯

[powerfulwizard]

Name a more powerful Pokémon team than this

[powerfulwizard]

Pokémon team that can defeat the horse team

[energyprison]

if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven

[anxietyproblem]

[neckkiss]

La Piscine (1969)

[the-unseelie-court-official]

Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

[hatin]

If you think i’m rude to you, you’re wrong i’m just brutally honest

[sarahmackattack]

Trust in SquidMobile and ye shall be rewarded with SquidFacts.

[sheswanderlost]

[1st-1]

[sasukesmixtapes]

lee was so fuckin raw, he obviously wasn’t using a jutsu or anything so if u were losing to him it was bc he was straight beatin your fuckin ass and there wasn’t a damn thing you could do about it bc you were too busy catchin that left right combo, son lemme tell you those hands were rated e for everyone

[narutoheritageposts]

april 29, 2015

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

The guy behind the counter at the post office was just like, "can I getcha anything else? Stamps? Pint of blood?" And the ten seconds it took me to remember my mask has vampire teeth printed on it was the longest most bewildering moment of my year so far

[thesquireofcheddar]

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

[miguelmarquezoutside]

[bob-belcher]