[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[gay--dog]

fuuuck this world is kinda cool as fuck theres like little animals and shit in it. big ones too? shitttt. im seriously gonna smile

[oasisbreakup]

[oasisbreakup]

[pyrogina]

im fuckin crine he DID IT!!!! 😭

[hungwy]

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

[tyrannosaurusrachh]

I see that, and raise you my local aquarium's advertising.

[twofingerswhiskey]

Vancouver Aquarium has similar ads!

They also have some SERIOUSLY inventive ones:

(High and Low Tide ^)

[draconic-alchemy]

the only type of advertising that should exist: "ooooohhhh you want to come look at the animal"

[goldensunset]

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

[talas-first-lady]

[cherrydanish]

a picture that’s worth a thousand words

[funstyle]

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

[funstyle]

shoutout to the person who tagged this "#geronimo stilton" for living their truth in a way most of us could never find the courage to

[funstyle]

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

[funstyle]

shoutout to the person who tagged this "#geronimo stilton" for living their truth in a way most of us could never find the courage to

[teaboot]

Project Hail Mary was such a good movie but I cannot stop thinking about how fucking funny it would have been if Ilyukhina and Yao had made it instead of Grace

[teaboot]

The Beetles (boring name AU) arrive back on earth and Stratt opens the video diary and it's Ilyukhina and Yao going "sooooooo your pet twink didn't make it"

[teaboot]

Imagine them taping Grace's glasses onto Rocky's exosuit and hoping she doesn't notice like a pair of exhausted parents swapping out their four year old's dead goldfish for a new one

[52stations]

its not 2006 and its not 2013 and its not even 2019. Fuckkkkkkk!

[kellcarr]

Stable Night 💫 I love painting stables!

[archatlas]

Really Big Coin Skrekkøgle

This is our Really Big Coin. It is big because it makes other things look small when photographed next to it. Actually, it is a 20:1 replica of the EUR 50-cent, you see it being milled out here. We needed to do quite a bit of sanding, lacquering and smudging to obtain the desired look and some climbing to get into required shooting position (you need to get up real high to take good pictures). The result is a short series of photographs, attempting to visually scale down real-sized objects.

Images and text via

[aberrantkenosis]

what the fuck

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the toddlers don't give a FUCK about this minion song we have. they'll literally stop dancing and sit down when it comes on. music so bad you can't even have fun anymore

[a-pile-of-dolls]

music make you gain control