moony :)

I am in your walls and I have a chainsaw under my bed. Be scared.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

[corrodedparadox]

Something’s wrong with my dog I think it’s gay

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[autumn-c0smos]

my hips do lie.

[apocryphics]

[9fruit]

me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[crimsonservbot]

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

[stoopkidlisteningtocsh]

Was feeling Emotions than was quickly hit by very different ones upon opening the comments

[aropride]

some birds are very intuitively named. looked up a sparrow going chipchipchip in my yard, it was a chipping sparrow. saw a black bird with red wings, it was a red winged blackbird. gray bird that sounds like a cat? gray catbird. the first time i saw a house finch it was perched on a windowsill. However, some birds are the red-bellied woodpecker

[someofusarequeer]

I gotta google something real quick

[someofusarequeer]

who named this bird

[official-ornithology-posts]

Official ornithology post

[summersun425]

that's a genuine question because the- the belly isn't what's red.

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[pathologising]

I'm obsessed with this tweet fr

[regulusagated]

regulus, to barty: i love-

james: ME REGGIE ME ITS ME I LOVE YOU REG ME LOVE REG I LOVE YOU REGULUS LOVE YOU

regulus: ...that book you're reading

[autumn-c0smos]

james promptly became a book.

[icaffs]

( Tim walking in to the kitchen with a skip in his step )

Jason: what's got you all giddy

Tim: I think I'm gonna cut back on coffee

Jason:

Tim: properly this time

Dick: awww good for you timmy

Jason: yeah good luck with that kid

( ONE DAY LATER WITH BERNARD )

Tim: this is fine totally fine I'm fine your fine everything's fine

Bernard: babe you've said fine about seven times in the past two minutes

Tim: because I am fine

Bernard: ( raises one eyebrow )

( DAY TWO OF THE DETOX )

Bruce: ( left his cup of coffee unsupervised while he trains on the mats )

Tim: ( immediately perks up and walks over to the coffe

Bruce: Tim

Tim: I'm not touching it

Bruce: Tim, sweetheart

Bruce: your hands are on the cup

Tim: IM NOT TOUCHING IT

( Bruce throws a batarang at the coffee cup knocking it from Tim's steely grasp )

( DAY THREE OF THE DETOX )

( Dick walks into Tim's room )

Dick: hey Tim can you help me with a-

Dick: OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY

( Tim is on the floor next to the bed as Steph walks in )

Steph: why is Tim on the floor ?

Tim: the bed was too far away

Dick: Tim you really need to get up

Tim: I haven't slept in seventy two hours

Steph: THE COFFEE HELPED YOU SLEEP ?

Tim: oh hi B

( Dick and Steph look around )

Dick: honey Bruce isn't in here

Tim : I can't tell what's real anymore damian

( dick face palms )

Steph: he better be calling you Damian and not me

( DAY FOUR OF THE DETOX )

( Tim is shakily loading the coffee machine with grounds with trembling fingers )

Bruce: ALFREDD

( Alfred mystically appears because he's built like that )

Alfred: yes master Bruce

Bruce: get rid off every single coffee bean and ground we have in the building

Tim: NOOOO

Bruce: on second thoughts the energy drinks should go as well

Tim: NOOOOOOOOOO

Bruce: Alfred now ! ! !

( Tim grabbing a handful of coffee grounds and stuffing them in his pocket as he attempts to run or if the cave before Bruce grabs him by the arms criss crossed restraining Tim against his chest )

Tim: BRUCE PLEASE JUST ONE CUP

[autumn-c0smos]

i was coffee deprived during winter break because the cafe at school was the only place i could get my very small, minuscule caffeine intake. i had withdrawals.

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[jacky-killian]

I don't do "art studies," i draw "wrong" until I get an epiphany from god

[skopostheorie]

[autumn-c0smos]

when the words usually word but i’m sleep deprived and my sisters not (she’s a sentient being for once in her life and im sleepy)

my sister: wow, your curls are actually really prominent and defined rn

me: the curls are super curly. the curls do be curling.

[luminote]

"He's half of my soul, as the poets say"~ The gorgeous artwork is by @anminpillow!