( Tim walking in to the kitchen with a skip in his step )
Jason: what's got you all giddy
Tim: I think I'm gonna cut back on coffee
Dick: awww good for you timmy
Jason: yeah good luck with that kid
( ONE DAY LATER WITH BERNARD )
Tim: this is fine totally fine I'm fine your fine everything's fine
Bernard: babe you've said fine about seven times in the past two minutes
Bernard: ( raises one eyebrow )
Bruce: ( left his cup of coffee unsupervised while he trains on the mats )
Tim: ( immediately perks up and walks over to the coffe
Bruce: your hands are on the cup
( Bruce throws a batarang at the coffee cup knocking it from Tim's steely grasp )
( DAY THREE OF THE DETOX )
( Dick walks into Tim's room )
Dick: hey Tim can you help me with a-
Dick: OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY
( Tim is on the floor next to the bed as Steph walks in )
Steph: why is Tim on the floor ?
Tim: the bed was too far away
Dick: Tim you really need to get up
Tim: I haven't slept in seventy two hours
Steph: THE COFFEE HELPED YOU SLEEP ?
( Dick and Steph look around )
Dick: honey Bruce isn't in here
Tim : I can't tell what's real anymore damian
Steph: he better be calling you Damian and not me
( DAY FOUR OF THE DETOX )
( Tim is shakily loading the coffee machine with grounds with trembling fingers )
( Alfred mystically appears because he's built like that )
Bruce: get rid off every single coffee bean and ground we have in the building
Bruce: on second thoughts the energy drinks should go as well
( Tim grabbing a handful of coffee grounds and stuffing them in his pocket as he attempts to run or if the cave before Bruce grabs him by the arms criss crossed restraining Tim against his chest )
Tim: BRUCE PLEASE JUST ONE CUP
