Wicked Bitch of the North West

Autumn St. Claire. 18. Founder of the Skank Bitches. I find it hopelessly ironic that there's a Saint in my last name and I was voted most likely to run this world. Now I do.

[autumn-stbitch]

I love how this place is either horrifyingly quiet and boring, or insanely loud with freaking out over another god-awful tragedy. No in-between.

[wesleychrist]

How come if Gotye gets naked and paints himself to blend in with his surroundings, it's artistic, but when I do it, I get banned from Wal-Mart?

[wesleychrist]

You look lost, I’ll point you to the right direction which is my bed. Though I need to clean this paint off me first. 

[autumn-stbitch]

Wait a second.

Are you actually serious?

[wesleychrist]

How come if Gotye gets naked and paints himself to blend in with his surroundings, it's artistic, but when I do it, I get banned from Wal-Mart?

[autumn-stbitch]

[ghostlilytannerarchive-blog]

[autumn-stbitch]

Dammit, Lily.

Is Carter the serial killer?

[autumn-stbitch]

I find it ever so lovely that you chose Wes over Jess. But now they'll both be punished. Oops.

You have no idea what the hell you’ve gotten yourself into, asshole. Watch out.

[rebel-riley]

Surprise!! I died!!

[autumn-stbitch]

Well, finally. Following your zombie-dreams, I see?

[domcassidy]

That’s what I’m trying to figure out

[autumn-stbitch]

Must not've been someone too important. Otherwise I would've heard about it.

[autumn-stbitch]

It's so goddamn quiet.

Which one of you guys died now?

[samantha-worthington]

What the hell is one direction? That sounds like some type of STD.

[autumn-stbitch]

It sort of is.

[ghostlilytannerarchive-blog]

Completely caught up on Supernatural.

[ghostlilytannerarchive-blog]

Nothing is scarier than this town. How are you?

[autumn-stbitch]

I'm okay, I suppose. It's been a weird week. How about you, how're you?

[jessieomaley]

I’ve been good. Better. Not throwing up.

[autumn-stbitch]

Good, good.

I'm happy to hear you're no longer puking.

[jessieomaley]

You texted me the other day asking about killing people because you said you were watching Law & Order or whatever.

[autumn-stbitch]

Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Totally forgot.

How've you been, Jess?

[thegreat-mortimer]

I’m not her anything.  God you people are so annoying. 

[autumn-stbitch]

Tell that to her.

You're human too, you know. You're just as bad as the rest of us.

[thegreat-mortimer]

I am generally frustrated because I have to associate with you people. 

[autumn-stbitch]

Embrace it, pumpkin-pie.

How's life being Jessie's toy-boy?

[thegreat-mortimer]

Good for you. 

[autumn-stbitch]

Someone's a little sassy, aren't they?

You'd think Jessie'd be able to get the sexual frustration out of you, but nope. Look's like you're just generally frustrated.

[thegreat-mortimer]

[autumn-stbitch]

Your teen angst is burning my soul right now, kiddo.

[jessieomaley]

Catching up on SVU?

[autumn-stbitch]

Hm?