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Do you like taking candies from babies too? Aw, you missed me.
Yes, and I also like to kick people when they’re down. Shut up.
A favorite pastime. I'm not even surprised. Admit it, you missed me.

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One down, 7 billion more to go.
Do you like taking candies from babies too? Aw, you missed me.
Yes, and I also like to kick people when they’re down. Shut up.
A favorite pastime. I'm not even surprised. Admit it, you missed me.
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That was honestly the darkest thing you’ve ever said to me. Would you laugh if I died?
I’m proud that I am blooming into a dark conversationalist. Well lets see, I did think you were dead and I didn’t laugh; but maybe.
Do you like taking candies from babies too? Aw, you missed me.
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Do we know what the word funny means, Morty?
Yes, something that causes laughter. It just so happens that serial killers, death, and torture makes me laugh.
That was honestly the darkest thing you've ever said to me. Would you laugh if I died?
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But the real question is, do you think anyone else is funny?
Charles Mason, he was funny.
Do we know what the word funny means, Morty?
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But you said I was a little funny. Aren’t you always honest or something, even if it hurts?
A little funny does not mean really funny, there’s a fine line.
But the real question is, do you think anyone else is funny?
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I’m a lot funny. Like, always. Excuse you.
Whatever you say, doesn’t mean it’s true.
But you said I was a little funny. Aren't you always honest or something, even if it hurts?
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Actually, I think the hardest thing about making out with you, is you. Get it? Am I funny?
Yes I get it and you’re not funny. Alright maybe you’re a little funny.
I'm a lot funny. Like, always. Excuse you.
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Making out with you is so hard.
I’m sure, no one is making you.
Actually, I think the hardest thing about making out with you, is you. Get it? Am I funny?
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Maybe I’m not choosing to deal with you. I could’ve been recruited by your mother to weasel my way into your heart.
Well, then you did a very shitty job.
Making out with you is so hard.
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You’re being an asshole, that’s what you’re being. I should get an award for putting up with you.
I’m not being an asshole I’m being true to myself. Why would you get an award for choosing to deal with me? That’s like me getting an award for choosing to eat breakfast this morning.
Maybe I'm not choosing to deal with you. I could've been recruited by your mother to weasel my way into your heart.
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Thankful? You’re a weirdo.
My mother told me to be thankful for the things that give me happiness, I’m just being a well behaved son.
You're being an asshole, that's what you're being. I should get an award for putting up with you.
[text]: I saw my doctor today. [text]: I wanted to kill myself; instead of him. It was odd. [text]: My mom is shipping me off….. [text]: So I guess maybe I should say goodbye?
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Don’t be mean, Morty.
I’m not being mean, I’m being thankful.
Thankful? You're a weirdo.
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Don't be mean, Morty.
It would be absolutely great if my brother could stop touching my stuff.
I’m.. I’m sorry. It’s just that I kind of didn’t realize how this might sound, and um, it turned out to be a little awkward and you know, kind of weird. But, but.. um, I’m not blaming you or anything like that, since.. it sounded a bit wrong, indeed.
Shhh. Shhh. Just shhhh. Silence. How're you otherwise?
It would be absolutely great if my brother could stop touching my stuff.
I, uh.. didn’t mean to.. I meant stuff like, you know, old books and toys and.. No, I mean toys like… Oh Jesus.
Calm down, Michael Cera. No need to get all weird on me.
I refuse to go back to school.
Why? Is this what being friends entails because if so can I take it back?
No, that's what being cared about entails.