Zakie

What the heck does tumblr even mean?

[uchicagoadmissions]

We present: the scariest photo of our campus ever. By Justin Kern. 

[littleuno-blog]

[damnguido]

Cats are evil, evil creatures. Quite often possessed by demons.

[feigenbaumsworld]

Spare me! I beg of you, Mr. Fluffy Snugglewhiskers! Have Mercy!

[thegeek531]

OMG. This had me laughing so hard….

[corkidorki]

[supreme-seven-deactivated202007]

Ice sculpting at #UChicago

[gzakie]

You know it's pretty darn cold when you can do this.

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[omgtooreal]

when they are assembling my sandwich at subway

[thebeautyofthorns]

[foxlovesvixen]

[spongebob-daily]

[theatlantic]

In Focus: Chicago’s Freezing Fire

On Tuesday night, a huge vacant warehouse on Chicago’s South Side went up in flames. Fire department officials said it was the biggest blaze the department has had to battle in years and one-third of all Chicago firefighters were on the scene at one point or another trying to put out the flames. Complicating the scene was the weather — temperatures were well below freezing and the spray from the fire hoses encased everything below in ice, including buildings, vehicles, and some firefighting gear. The warehouse was gutted, but the fire was contained. Fire crews remain on the scene as some smaller flare-ups continue to need attention.

See more. [Images: AP, Getty, Reuters]

[rachelcortju-blog]

These images are pretty cray.

[shogunofyellow]

[dietchola-deactivated20140210]

THE 7TH ONE IM HONESTLY HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK

[gzakie]

New Year's Resolution

-Bring a smile to more faces -Stay unselfish -Help more people -Make my parents proud -Be Grateful for all that I have -Be modest -Be good

[cum-fart-deactivated20130417]

[churlishopossum]

Guys, it works.

[iwroteafourwordletter-deactivat]

This is totally true. 

And it made me a little sad to find the first four were related to me. 

[thechristopherglen-deactivated2]

Yup, my first 5 were all guys I do ministry with. Should’ve seen that coming. 

[heedthis]

oh my god hahahahhaa

Sonny Kim comes in first place

Then Ebru, then Matt, then my sister, then Caren, then G E O R G E, then Moses ;~; 

it’s too late for this shit

reminder to delete this in the morning

AS THE LIST CONTINUES I GET MORE EMOTIONAL

[illeonedorato]

I’m being stalked by my ex-girlfriend?

[delightfullsonny]

Ebru??  

[gzakie]

Sonny, Jared, William, Tida, Mayuga. I think Sonny is first Place for erryone out here.

[invis-deactivated20140425]

I don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble but this isn’t who’s looking at your profile the most. It’s who you interact with the most on facebook. Factors like how much you facebook chat with them, how often YOU visit THEIR profile, and comment on each other’s walls all contribute to making the list. 

[gzakie]

Shhh....it's better to just make Sonny feel bad.

[cum-fart-deactivated20130417]

[churlishopossum]

Guys, it works.

[iwroteafourwordletter-deactivat]

This is totally true. 

And it made me a little sad to find the first four were related to me. 

[thechristopherglen-deactivated2]

Yup, my first 5 were all guys I do ministry with. Should’ve seen that coming. 

[heedthis]

oh my god hahahahhaa

Sonny Kim comes in first place

Then Ebru, then Matt, then my sister, then Caren, then G E O R G E, then Moses ;~; 

it’s too late for this shit

reminder to delete this in the morning

AS THE LIST CONTINUES I GET MORE EMOTIONAL

[illeonedorato]

I’m being stalked by my ex-girlfriend?

[delightfullsonny]

Ebru??  

[gzakie]

Sonny, Jared, William, Tida, Mayuga. I think Sonny is first Place for erryone out here.

[followmehome-deactivated2014070]

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

[rapewhistled2013login-deactivat]

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

[toddisawarlock]

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

[mememaster]

I cant believe its not butter

[unicornsquad]

Visit Original Link

Always - Erasure

[montypla]

HOLD ON

THROUGH THE NIGHT

THERE WILL BE NO SHAME

ALLLLWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU

AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU

AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY

OH LOOOVE

[uchicagoadmissions]

Silver strikes again

UChicago grad (‘00) and statistician Nate Silver’s election predictions were so uncannily accurate that hilarious sources say Silver is being accused of witchcraft. We’ll monitor this situation closely and get back to you when we’ve ascertained whether or not Silver weighs the same as a duck.