romance novel heroine

Bi. She/Her. Really into well-thought-out romance arcs and mysteries. If it has sex AND murder, I vibrate out of my body. Coffee fiend.

[cranberrykiwi]

I need these as photocards so bad

[free-my-mindd]

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[lost-in-eriador]

in 2026, remember how GOOD writing feels. remember how satsfying it is to get your characters to the point you have been dying to get to, where they will experience the love, fear, relief or whatever the feeling you want to bring to life may be. let this year be the year of writing, prgress and of satisfactory endings.

[stealingpotatoes]

pro tip: if the surface you're about to sit on is the same colour as your noble eunuch, make sure to double check it to avoid any accusations of assassination attempts

[stealingpotatoes]

there is not a single task on earth that's more important than cat cuddles (source: my cat told me)

[stealingpotatoes]

trying to stay mad at your cat is so very difficult

[stealingpotatoes]

my cat still doesn't get that we have different definitions of 'acceptable breakfast time'

[stealingpotatoes]

im the bravest ever

[stealingpotatoes]

for some reason my cat always lies down when play-hunting his toys. truly a great apex predator

[stealingpotatoes]

btw watching movies you loved when you were younger will fix literally anything wrong with you

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

[timcurrysbooty]

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[takiki16]

NO FEAR.  The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

(source)

[saint-batrick]

[alder-knight]

hi i hope i get to be the one to break this news on Tumblr, because

I am reading Tim Curry’s 2025 memoir, Vagabond

and in it, he not only devotes a chapter to Muppet Treasure Island, but also references this very post

so, to recap

no, Tim Curry is absolutely NOT a Muppet; however

yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked

[distractionsfromthefood]

[muppetshow2026]

i genuinely feel like im being edged

[sophsun1]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

[jesperr-fahey]

[ID: a series of gifs from the movie The Birdcage, showing Armand and Albert sitting together. Armand is holding a sheet of paper and a pen. he folds it up, and says, "there, we're partners. you own half of my life, and I own half of yours." Albert, taken aback, asks, "half the club?"

Armand puts the paper away and responds, "what does it matter? take it all. I'm 50 years old, there's only one place in the world I call home and it's because you're there. so take it. what difference does it make if I say you can stay, or you say I can stay? it's ours."

the camera angle zooms out, and Armand holds out his hand. Albert takes it immediately, holding it in his lap as they both stare off into the distance, side by side. END ID]

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s officially summer