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Baby Tiger Shark Practicing Her First Bites

Look at her go :)

Look at that little face <3

[bakwaaas]

the person that you could’ve been or the life you could’ve lived isn’t real. it’s an illusion and a fantasy that only exists in your head. all you have is here and now

[rylandsgrace]

CHAPPELL ROAN

Performing "Pink Pony Club" at the 67th Annual GRAMMY Awards

[yenvengerberg]

"And I'm trying my best to stand up for you in every way I can." 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[shadowcoded]

Sonic and Shadow if they lived together:

cr of the video: daniellabelle1 on ig

[satyriconmp3]

the best love language is being irritating

[satyriconmp3]

i will annoy you because i love you <3

[rainbow-burst]

QMFMZMDMSMDDMDM

[thethingsifindfunny]

omg

[pangur-and-grim]

[cats24-7-blog]

[notkatniss]

[lotsofwildthings]

Raccoon dog / エゾタヌキ (by yanoks48)

[disgustinganimals]

looks like a nerd.

[death-420]

you take that back….

[babyanimalgifs]

This praying mantis standing its ground 

(via)

[dustflier-deactivated20210913]

The thing about this that absolutely kills me is the person operating the excavator is gently trying to shoo the mantis away with the giant machine and the mantis is still trying to pick a fight with it

[slimetony]

Thought I saw a shooting star but the neighbors above me are flicking cigarette butts out the window

[puciboi-deactivated20201125]

what halsey song is this

[hisokasquiveringdick]

[hitmewithcute]

‘Here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo’

[happifying-things]

[drtanner]

BABY OH NO

[palaceofthedeadmemes]

this gets funnier each time he does it i’m dyin

[weaver-z]

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

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