DEAR READER
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
trying on a metaphor
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
titsay
@theartofmadeline
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Show & Tell
Three Goblin Art
JBB: An Artblog!
cherry valley forever
hello vonnie
Stranger Things
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Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.
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RMH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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@avanoir-moved
DIVINITY *
ii. so this is divinity, this is what i’ve been yearning for, and all it comes down to is taking your hand as we walk down the street and feeling grounded, centered, present, for the first time in years
independent , private & selective multimuse as loved by kourt .
carrd • prompts • self promo • davina claire & my loves
this blog is officially over at @likesunsh1ne . i am going to be carrying over some threads to the new blog . i will not be bringing over any asks !
i think i am going to be moving this to a sideblog off of davinas blog. i wanna write but multiple browsers is so hard for me :(
started the process of moving everything over & will be a sideblog to FALLENREGENT . blog is empty & I will move over some of my threads / asks , but new multi will be the same exact url . find it here !!
the new url is actually going to be LIKESUNSH1NE !!
i think i am going to be moving this to a sideblog off of davinas blog. i wanna write but multiple browsers is so hard for me :(
started the process of moving everything over & will be a sideblog to FALLENREGENT . blog is empty & I will move over some of my threads / asks , but new multi will be the same exact url . find it here !!
i think i am going to be moving this to a sideblog off of davinas blog. i wanna write but multiple browsers is so hard for me :(
going to attempt a thing or two today . came to my dads and i suddenly feel worse , so i should be heading home soon . sorry i've been MIA lately x
❝ My DEMONS follow me wherever I go. They remind me daily that I'm NOT in control.❞
Independent Stiles Stilinski from Teen Wolf integrated with the vampire diaries / LOVED by Lizard / 30 / EST: 2012 /21+ Only/ MUTUALS ONLY| PSD used on promo: x
one way to get me back to this blog even when wicked busy ?? @forwardlion replying to something . ily x
will be around when / if I start feeling better . i have a massive headache , my depression is flaring & lying in fetal position sounds so appealing right now . thank you for all the love i've been getting here . you're all fantastic .
What's my reputation? What do you think when you see my URL?
happy belated TREAT YO'SELF day !! I missed it , but I hope everyone treated themselves on October 13th xx
gonna rework my muse list today . hopefully it urges me back on here !!
possibly adding ;
Harper Tate ; famous in love ( have to work through her having a substance abuse issue .. which i probs wouldn't write much on here )
Jace Herondale ; shadowhunters
Nova Cyprus ; my fandomless oc ( reworking her at the moment )
a Horror based OC
@avanoir asked: "and i’m not saying she deserved it, but i am saying that god’s timing is always riiiiight." from: chaotic unhinged lines / always accepting
" Narcissa, I know you're the one who dropped the avalanche of earth on her head. It's supposed to be cemented in there." Cardan rolled his eyes, taking a long sip from his drink. Watching in silence as they carried away the fae girl who had dared to nick him with a fingernail during one of their dances. " Anyway, now that she's gone. Fix that will you? You're letting a draft, darling."
narcissa is looking at her nails , acting as if she wasn't aware of the situation that happened , humming as the girl had been taken away . ' so what if I did ? people think that they can touch you --- injure you & get away with it . ' with a wave of her hand what was once dislodged was back in place , as if nothing had ever happened . ' you'd do the same for me , so I wanted to show you that i'd do anything for you . now that she's gone , dance with me ? ' hand is held out for him , icy gray hues trained on him as a smile comes to her lips . ' please , my King . '
chaotic unhinged lines from 2022-2023 (prompt edition).
basically in 2021 i made a list of prompts inspired by lines in tiktok videos and instagram reels that made me laugh so hard i cried! and now i have returned with another list! these may provide an alarmingly clear image of what my sense of humor is (aka broken) but i figure a little levity is always a good thing! more prompts are forthcoming, but in the mean time: bon appetit!
knowledge has always chased you, but you've always been faster.
no... no, that was mango apathy juice. from the farmer's market.
of all these people, you are the one i understand the least. i want to get to know you better, but like, not that much better.
i-i will CHEW YOUR MEAT!! WHAT are you doing?!
ooooh god, no, you wouldn't be long getting frostbit!
you are evil. like a hobbit.
WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!?!!?
i have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
AHEM!! fill my cup.
may god ignore you like you ignored my greetings.
i will avenge you mister van gogh.
call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder. here's fifteen dollars.
you're not in love. you may think you are, you dumb fuck, but you're not.
go ahead and put the ranch away.
sadly, "hopefully" doth butter no parsnips.
forget school, i want to be an italian sandwich.
you shouldn't skip work, you are a lawyer and he is a hamster.
you can stop roleplaying now. you're free.
her coupon game was so fucking raw.
i'm sorry guys... he's making a salad.
you could get a straight guy here if you learned to make a good pasta. i'll teach you how to make a risotto that'll get you married and out of my basement.
hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have night meats?
it's not the most ethical thing in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.
no, children, you're wrong. once upon a time, there was a piece of wood.
and i'm not saying she deserved it, but i am saying that god's timing is always riiiiight.
hydrate or die-drate, ya DICK!
why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD.
new york city is a fictional place written up by someone with a sinister mind and a knack for comedy.
this is grindr my guy.
wait, i didn't finish teaching you the difference between human and wolf anatomy.
it's time to tell your grandmother that she was wrong. do not be afraid.
vanilla vodka... you fucking child.
without ash to rise from, a phoenix would just be a bird getting up.
you are fucking alive. do what you want.
why are you cradling me like a baby, friend? this isn't how guys of my generation hang out.
i hope a hedgehog shits in your cereal, you difficult person.
you know, i am not as mean as i would like to be. and i think people should appreciate that more.
see, i am not a kangaroo.
well, i'd like to help, but... you see... not as much as i'd like not to.
rest in peace you fucking onion fairy.
when god sings with all his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?
i fight for a seat in heaven, every. single. day.
map maker? can you find me somewhere on the map where this big man thinks he's the king?
you bald-headed demon...
so... there are 24 million pigs in australia... and 24 million people... so if you ever feel lonely, there's like, a pig out there that's sort of your cosmic twin.
remember, alcohol is god's apology for making us self-aware.
i'm straight!! stop CONFUSING me!!!!!
you guys want something to eat? because... i know we'll die if we don't eat.
he is a BIBLICALLY gorgeous man. i wanna feed him grapes. i wanna fan him with the frond of a date palm from the forests of Lebanon. i wanna find the alabaster vial of perfume oil that one woman broke for jesus and comb it through his hair. like... he's stressing me OUT.
i'm not sad! i'm freaking HUNGRY!
maybe, if we wait a little bit longer, a fuck will fall into my hand, and i can give it to you.
it's not my fault you thought you lived in this IKEA.
let's leave my mother out of this.
jason may kill people but he's not bad enough to kick a dog.
i run for LUMP!
oh no, i'm all out of caring, baby!
you don't think it mcbe that way... but it mcdo.
what is this enticing bowl of white?
serious question, do his nipples sparkle?
what in the reese's peanut butter fuck is going on here?
if your parents don't buy it, stop loving them!
i just hope you know just how much you've decreased productivity today.
that was poetry at its FINEST.
and if you let that motherfucker shenan ONCE, you best believe they're gonna shenanIGAN!
may god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become petrol in the car that took her mom to the hospital to give birth to her.
that's modern milk for ya. what a time to be alive.
you have attachment issues. please fix it.
remember when people had secrets? we should bring that back.
the moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal.
i don't like the cobra chicken.
i didn't know eggs were this expensive? it's time to lay my own, i fear.
so you're saying the reason i don't have a girlfriend is because i'm not a big enough threat yet.
god gave him a top lip, that's why he's so powerful.
it's a common mistake, but frankenstein was actually the author.
i finally got a pocket-sized diary!!! also i don't get the concept of life.
if a beautiful woman disagrees with me, i will immediately change my view. i've no principles.
how did you all end up married to such boiled potatoes?
if so much as one tear drops from their eye... i will slap you back into your mum.
you are ringing a phone that does not like to be rung.
look how Dr. doofenschmirtz had a fucked up childhood but didn't project his trauma onto his teenage daughter. he projected it onto a platypus.
it is mathematically impossible for you to get a wedgie.
i'm breaking up with you. i love you, it's just... i don't think you could protect me from a mummy.
if you can't do fractions....... you will fucking die.
that's right; in the year 1791, all of our bottoms were killed in a Big Bottom Massacre.
people always assume i'm mean. like CAN you BELIEVE THAT CRAP?! like WHAT would make you think i'm MEAN?! I'M THE NICEST PERSON ON THE PLANET!
the chocolate milk is strikingly overpriced and at the same time very easy to steal; another of god's little tests.
someone's gotta tell the waiter that i ordered mashed 'taters and it sure as shit ain't gonna be me.
if i had a week i couldn't list all the reasons that wouldn't work.
❛ i haven't felt this horny since high school. ❜ [punchy]
' what ? ' the words take her by surprise , mainly because she wasn't expecting the clown to admit to her lack of sexual arousal since she was in high school . her guard didn't down , not for a moment , but the journalism student wasn't exactly sure the reason behind the bold admission . ' it sounds like you haven't found anyone who you had found intriguing in a while . ' Alexis isn't smug , nor is she feeling flattered by this declaration , but then again , why allow herself to be proud when it could all be a ploy . ' you should see a therapist about that , your lack of sexual drive & that women that pose a threat & wish death on you get you off . ' the knife in her hand is gripped tighter , eyebrow raised and she shook her head . ' and if that gets you going , just wait . ' a knife is thrown in a flash , directed straight for the harlequin --- between the eyes being the target .
' now , lets not make this too easy & finish right away . i've always been a fan of denying my prey their climax , it makes the build up & the finish so much more delicious . '
@quinncess . idk the prompt
@avanoir asked: ❝ don’t feel bad for not knowing— i was trying not to bother anyone. you didn’t know because i didn’t let you. ❞ ( gwen stacy & peter parker )
"how come you kept this from me?" peter asked, feeling his heart ache in his chest that gwen had been suffering in silence this whole time. suffering when peter could have been doing something to help her. the hero stepped closer to his friend and frowned softly, fingers absently fiddling with each other. "tell me what i can do, gwen. please."
she feels bad that she didn't open up to him , that she had allowed herself to struggle through this alone but how could she tell him that the Peter in her world died , that who she was under it all was a fraud ? ' I was exiled here because I was a failure of a hero , i went against everything that they had put into place , laws & rules because I needed to . ' she sighs , wanting to reach for his fidgeting hands so comfort him , but she's worried that he will look at her differently .
' You died because of me & i'm terrified that the same is going to happen here . You should run far away from me & never look back . '
