Old ‘n Sleepy

Will. Nyc. Much Trash.

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[all-the-things-2020]

More luck! Bring it on!

[lollytea]

[supergrinch]

@official-boob-posts

[miscklaire]

I think this gave me gender euphoria brb gonna go call my tits the boys

[isthatatiktok]

[handweavers]

[gaysemiotics]

[cheeso]

blair witch project true ending

the people in blair witch project: what was that noise!!

the blair witch: yaaaack ack ack… its me, the blare witch

[willgrahamscock]

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

[willgrahamscock]

this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government

[mememediocritymaven]

A fun Game.

[transstellarnova]

#mario party minigame

[madame-helen]

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

[were--ralph]

literally one of my favorite posts on this site

[thenatsdorf]

Press play, the audio is worth it.

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[jaubaius]

LOL

[marquisedemasque]

Ok but this is such an existential horror.

Imagine if this was a human walking in the park and they see another human and they go over to socialise only to see that there is something not quite right with this person.

They move wrong, they speak with the wrong inflections, their hair and skin seem false. Their eyes are dead and unmoving.

It is the puppet of a being with higher intelligence beyond your own understanding, mimicking your humanity for its own amusement.

But yeah this is a really cute video 

[anonymoustypewriter]

You forgot the bit where this puppet human is holding the biggest most succulent and fresh smelling blunt you’ve ever seen

[homosexualpanicattack]

This is literally Instagram.

[homosexualpanicattack]

Proposing to hot men on tumblr until one of you faggots marries me or until I expire.

[iamacoupon]

comfy cozy

[homosexualpanicattack]

Marry me.

[homosexualpanicattack]

When will my sex drive come back from the war?

[thegaymertrainer]

Um

[thegaymertrainer]

I think this is my favorite moment

[homosexualpanicattack]

I would kill myself in exchange for sucking this man’s dick, just to be clear. He can “uhhh” the whole time if he has to.

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[boyonboy]

I really do think about the editing of this video all the time

[whoredrigo]

in the topic of world heritage posts

[thanksgivingsandwich]

My favorite video on the entire internet!!

[tobewitchthemind]

My only obligatory reblog

[asundergrowth]

[nyxiemeow]

[windoftime]

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[delta-domine]

I really need this march