Welcome to the Land of Chaos

[average-bisexual-disaster]

Hello fellow disasters

Call me: You figure that out (no wife or pookie though)

Sexuality: Bisexual.

I Love: my wife and pookie @feralfandomlesbian

Other loves: Reading, writing, my wife, Greek Mythology, memes, my friends, my wife, EPIC: The Musical, my WIFE. D&D. theories

Fandoms: PJO, DC (Batfam stuff), Grishaverse, MY WIFE, Fourth Wing (for the plot aka Aaric Graycastle), Kpop Demon Hunters (this shit has a grip on my soul right now bro)

Huge fan of: EPIC: The Musical, Kpop Demon Hunters, M Y W I F E.

my theories: https://www.tumblr.com/average-bisexual-disaster/773080416935723008?source=share

Updated: 30/06/2025

[podcastwizard]

i do NOT write for myself i write for the eleven year old girl walking circles on the playground making up stories in her head and muttering the dialogue out loud. i see you girl. that stick you found DOES look like a cool dagger.

[average-bisexual-disaster]

I was that 11 year old girl. I thank you for your service 🫡 (and it was a very dagger looking stick. I loved it)

[bgm05]

laying an egg hard and loud

[bgm05]

will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.

[supporterofwomenswrongs]

@average-bisexual-disaster THE FEAR I FELT READING HIS NAME ON TUMBLR (him and woody are so scary)

[average-bisexual-disaster]

QIDBDISDI DON'T MENTION WOODY. I HAVE T R A U M A WITH THAT THING

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[missmaemikaelson]

It been a minute since I posted 🙃

Art Credits to @tarta-de-limon

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[average-bisexual-disaster]

[dailycatsblog]

A strange cat came up to me and stood on my shoes!

[supporterofwomenswrongs]

@average-bisexual-disaster literally Jas when you and L come over

[average-bisexual-disaster]

We love baby boy Jasper.

[xultraviolentlightx]

What do you mean you’re not having a conversation with yourself in your own head 24/7??

[supporterofwomenswrongs]

@average-bisexual-disaster sadly we know this could never be me 😔

[average-bisexual-disaster]

Don't worry @feralfandomlesbian I talk to myself (outloud and mentally) enough for the both of us

[dependsoncontext]

[awed-frog]

thanks I hate it

[siderealsandman]

You Got a Friend In Horse 

[garrettauthor]

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

[average-bisexual-disaster]

You’re right…You’ve got LOTS of friends in Horse (let him in. If you’re cold, he’s cold. He can light your fireplace. And your city)

[supporterofwomenswrongs]

The History Man™ would love this shit

[average-bisexual-disaster]

I’m calling him that next time we see him

[supporterofwomenswrongs]

Honestly wouldn’t phase him, he’s defo heard worse from The Lads (and us)

[average-bisexual-disaster]

He wouldn't care because HE'S said worse 😭🙏🏾

[spicymochi]

he is sitting and pondering

[supporterofwomenswrongs]

@average-bisexual-disaster me waiting for you and L to message me 💜

[average-bisexual-disaster]

@feralfandomlesbian Me when when our group makes plans, but then I have to WAIT for the date of said plans to arrive so I can see y'all

[dependsoncontext]

[awed-frog]

thanks I hate it

[siderealsandman]

You Got a Friend In Horse 

[garrettauthor]

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

[average-bisexual-disaster]

You’re right…You’ve got LOTS of friends in Horse (let him in. If you’re cold, he’s cold. He can light your fireplace. And your city)

[supporterofwomenswrongs]

The History Man™ would love this shit

[average-bisexual-disaster]

I'm calling him that next time we see him

[meloncholy-solstice]

Its so funny being a person who loves to chat but never knows what to talk about. I feel like Hi Can we play staring and breathing together.

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[average-bisexual-disaster]

PREACH QUEEN

[andromeda-xyz]

Late night, coffee-fueled graphic design. I'm not going to explain

[jazzkolart]

Watched the first episode of Mighty Nein and Im afraid I shall fall in love with the squad once again

[feralfandomlesbian]

@average-bisexual-disaster WHY IS THIS SO KYLORIN CODED?!?!? ITS SO CLOSE TO MY BABY BOY

[average-bisexual-disaster]

I SEE IT. OMG. He would slay in that fit frfr

[feralfandomlesbian]

I can already picture in my mind 😃

[average-bisexual-disaster]

BABYBOIIII 😔💅🏾. He's so Diva, just like his mama.

[spider-shoes-archive]

being madly in love with someone platonically is so ridiculous. hey man i think about you all the time. i wish you were here right now. talking to you makes me indescribably happy. i miss you. honestly what the hell

[feralfandomlesbian]

@average-bisexual-disaster me for you and L 💜💜💜

[average-bisexual-disaster]

@feralfandomlesbian R E A L. I love and L

(Lots of platonic Homo)

[ge0ky]

chilchuck!!!

[thatdepressedgamer]

**HYPERVENTILATES TILL ENTIRE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM FUCKING NUKES ITSELF**

In other words - this art is some serious gourmet shit 😩👌❤️❤️

Thank you for the Chilchuck 5 course meal, @ge0ky

[average-bisexual-disaster]

I wanna eat your art. Holy shit. He's my favourite fictional alcoholic frfr

Also that outfit makes him look like he's gonna go on Dancing with the Stars and i fucking love it.