Animal Crossing Real Life Bugs
(AKA it’s all fun and games, until you’re no longer in a game, and it’s real life.)
Atlas Beetle (Oh shiny! You’re so pretty, and… OH MY GOSH! GET IT OFF OF ME! IT’S GOING TO EAT MY HAND!)
Cyclommatus Beetle (oh, pretty colors! But could you maybe keep those “tweezers” away from me!?)
Elephant Beetle (You may not be the size of an elephant, but you are darn close enough! Are beetles even suppose to get this big!??)
Golden Stag (You’re actually quite beautiful, for a bug. Although, still weirdly terrifying.)
Goliath Beetle (nope. NOpe. NOPE.)
Hercules Beetle (Kid, how are you standing thERE SO CAUSUALLY??)
Rainbow Stag (Really pretty, but why are you so big? I mean I don’t even like little spiders!)
Saw Stag (Why are you worth so little?? Is it because you’re voted least likely to eat our hands off??)
There you have it. You’re island bugs in real life (but in picture form so it’s safe!)
