Average Avery

I don’t come up with clever or original things to post...

[whovianwithapassion-blog]

Animal Crossing Real Life Bugs

(AKA it’s all fun and games, until you’re no longer in a game, and it’s real life.)

Atlas Beetle (Oh shiny! You’re so pretty, and… OH MY GOSH! GET IT OFF OF ME! IT’S GOING TO EAT MY HAND!)

Cyclommatus Beetle (oh, pretty colors! But could you maybe keep those “tweezers” away from me!?)

Elephant Beetle (You may not be the size of an elephant, but you are darn close enough! Are beetles even suppose to get this big!??)

Golden Stag (You’re actually quite beautiful, for a bug. Although, still weirdly terrifying.)

Goliath Beetle (nope. NOpe. NOPE.)

Hercules Beetle (Kid, how are you standing thERE SO CAUSUALLY??)

Rainbow Stag (Really pretty, but why are you so big? I mean I don’t even like little spiders!)

Saw Stag (Why are you worth so little?? Is it because you’re voted least likely to eat our hands off??)

There you have it. You’re island bugs in real life (but in picture form so it’s safe!)

[commandergoopy]

They’re in love!

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

this calligraphy channel is amazing because their cats constantly try to interfere, like these cats are just laser focused on annihilating every project the person tries to do

[resplendentgoldenwings]

Cats are social creatures what they’re trying to do is participate in sn or activity they absolutely do not understand.

[parkerpunology]

i….can’t..FUCKING BREATHE…afsyfjdkshaj

[mayor-aby-blog]

Ok, but imagine bee villagers tho

[mypsychology]

Here to help y'all gorgeous children

[tmp-art]

“I met the night and they purred"  

Based on this post

[kounyoukai]

My contribution to this madness

[renjambles]

Finally got a video of what Sol does when he’s Turbo Pissed™

[homo-synthesis]

Holy shit this is the angriest betta I’ve ever seen

[thebettasarebackintown]

I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS BUT HE.. HE JUST LOOKS SO PISSED OFF I CANT 😂😂💀💀

[pet-of-subs]

@toothless-the-betta-fish you’re gonna fall hard for this boy

[toothless-the-betta-fish]

I Would Die For Him

[splendid-splendens]

That’s good because he is ready to kill you

[sleepy-sheepie-deactivated20190]

THAT’S ADORABLE AND HILARIOUS AT THE SAME TIME LOOK AT THIS ANGRY BABY

[fantasticfins]

[snafugundam]

[kiing-corobo-deactivated2019011]

I hate that this is going to be one of the most memorable things of 2018 fuck u internet

[loverofpiggies]

This made me laugh really hard

[i-am-a-fish]

comfy

[tonakings]

FISH NO

[i-am-a-fish]

..but comfy

[tonakings]

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

[i-am-a-fish]

s

sleeby….

[the-top-hat-anon-deactivated201]

[succubus-saliva]

Put those fucking sticks down

[positive-affirmation]

99 Distractions for when you need them

Drink a cup of hot tea

Wear soft, comfortable clothes

Take a bubble bath

Take a long shower

Get a massage

Get a manicure

Read a magazine

Wash your hair

Wrap up in a blanket

Give yourself a facial

Colour a colouring book

Play with Lego

Blow bubbles

Light candles

Read your favourite children’s book

Make a snack

Have a nap

Watch a funny video

Watch a good movie

Read a joke book

Watch the clouds go by

Play with a pet

Drive with the windows down

Braid your hair

Do a crossword puzzle

Research a topic

Complete a maze

Play a word game

Organise something

Listen to a podcast

Visit your local library

Plan something

Write in a journal

Talk a walk

Wash the dishes

Stretch

Dance around your room

Iron your clothes

Water your plants

Go to the park

Cook a nice meal

Hoover the house

Drive to a new part of town

Hula hoop

Practise your yoga

Play tennis

Rearrange your bedroom

Go for a swim

Run through the sprinkler

Wash your sheets

Ride a bike

Go bowling

Weed the garden

Call a friend

Make a gift for someone

Write a thank you note

Write a letter

Meet up with a friend

Visit a nursing home

Message someone you love

Invite someone to go shopping

Bake bread

Send an uplifting, kind anonymous message

Doodle

Invent something

Paint

Play an instrument

Make an instrument

Draw

Create a video

Draw yourself as a cartoon

Visit an art museum

Watch the buskers in town

Do a craft project

Try out a new recipe

Plan a new outfit

Decorate your room

Meditate

Pray

Listen to guided meditation

Download a new game

Level up in an old game

Take photographs

Compliment someone

Call your parents

Play with your siblings

Find new blogs to follow

Give yourself a pep talk

Moisturise

Tidy your room

Update your blog theme

Make a smoothie

Design your dream house

Paint your toenails

Clean your makeup brushes

Write a story

Clean the fridge

Organise your wardrobe

Watch a full season of a new show

[anyamee-deactivated20180415]

<3_<3 I needed diz

[dolls-fingers]

Reblogging for me

[elijah-kamski]

I found this gem on twitter and I’m laughing so hard now

[raychillster]

i sat down with the universe and told her i wanted to grow. i told her to use me as a vessel. so she made me uncomfortable. she stripped me of everything i knew. made me learn how to be silent, how to let go, how to move on, how to stand my ground, how to be more understanding, how to fight, how to survive, how to be more assertive, more loving, less naive. she told me to take everything i have learned and share it with others. and so here i am today. uncomfortable, heartbroken, but i am growing so fucking much. i am improving every second. and I have beautiful words to share. i am full of wisdom and my pain only teaches me even more that love is so important. there is no room for bitterness here. i have to keep going no matter what.

[cyberneticpredacat-archive]

[unclegrandpaapologist-deactivat]

reblogging this again just to say: if you havent seen this yet you really need to

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

this vine is just so excellent. the way that second guy just jumps in. the voice. the back shot and the dissonance of the FUCK OFF. this vine is a work of art.

[ilovealeclightwood]

i’m having an out of body experience 

[voidbat]

every time i put this on i wind up watching it for like five minutes straight. the sand guardian’s sweet little face when his buddy jumps in! this is just perfect.

[youdontreallywantthis]

This gets funnier each time it loops

[clarkkentshypnoglasses]

[merthurdaily]

#married medieval couple still in love #just arseholes